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: post by Niccolai is wicked pissed at 2008-08-29 08:43:49
funny story actually.

the night of the superbowl, my brother and I had two strippers over. I was more drunk then i'd ever been and challenged one to a hotdog eating contest, ate about 20 dogs and washed them down with sparks.

suddenly I didn't feel so good (this is around 3 am) and I went to lay down.

after about 5 minutes I got up, walked out of my room completely butt naked with about 40 people in my house, walked into the kitchen, microwaved 4 hotdogs and took them to the bathroom.

sat on the crapper naked with the door wide open swallowing hot dogs and took the most gigantic shit (seriously like the size of a pringle can) while I threw up about 24 hotdogs whole into the bathtub... ass naked.. with the door wide open.. covered head to toe in sweat.. screaming heeellllp.

after the deed was done I got up, no need to whipe my ass, and went to bed to work 2 hours later.

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