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: post by DestroyYouAlot at 2008-04-17 09:31:27
thegreatspaldino said[orig][quote]
holy shit what the fuck... someone else seriously needs to listen to this. i need to not be the only one going through this torture right now.

i need moral support now :(

it really is that bad.


I feel your pain, brother.

SO FUCKING BAD. I seriously want to kill something smaller than me from having listened to half of this record. (I can only take so much in one sitting.)

It's like, some parts are complete and utter shit, and some parts are just boring, some parts are even halfway decent, if you pretend that it's not Cryptopsy. And then the dude opens his mouth, again.

I love how halfway through the second song, they remembered that they hired a keyboard player. Speaking of which, I wonder if she thinks these guys are total tools, and that joining this band was a huge mistake, after hearing the shit they're doing now. Talk about a bait-and-switch. "Hey, wanna be in Cryptopsy?" "Yeah!" "Cool, now play this:" *poop poop crap poop whine whine jud jud poop* "Ummm...." "YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT." [Translated from La Francais]

It's like they just discovered the DUN DUN. "Hey guys, check this out, it's gonna totally revolutionize our sound!" *DUN DUN* (pause) *DUN DUN* "Wow - NO other band does THAT! We've done it again, Eric!" "Yeah, Flo, we are geniuses. Better put out an entire record's worth of that before some other band figures this out!" "Hey, has anybody seen my trenchcoat?" [Still in French talk]

And you can just tell that singer really thinks he sounds like Mike Patton when he does the whiney voice, and also probably that no one can tell he thinks that. Neither of which things are true. Feh.

I'll undoubtedly have more bile to spew after listenening to the second half. *shudder*

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