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:	post by DestroyYouAlot at 2008-02-28 10:28:31

Officers conducting surveillance work at an apartment complex spotted Taleon running up the building's walls and turning back flips.

"The officers said, 'We're glad we're not going after him,' " Kunkel recalled. "Lo and behold, after that, he began conducting open-air, hand-to-hand drug sales."

Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.

After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.

Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.

Holy crap - he's like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, only gay, and black. Well, black, at least.

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