Ass Hat
Home
News
Events
Bands
Labels
Venues
Pics
MP3s
Radio Show
Reviews
Releases
Buy$tuff
Forum
  Classifieds
  News
  Localband
  Shows
  Show Pics
  Polls
  
  OT Threads
  Other News
  Movies
  VideoGames
  Videos
  TV
  Sports
  Gear
  /r/
  Food
  
  New Thread
  New Poll
Miscellaneous
Links
E-mail
Search
End Ass Hat
login

New site? Maybe some day.
Username:
SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F)
Message:


UBB enabled. HTML disabled Spam Filtering enabledIcons: (click image to insert) Show All - pop

b i u  add: url  image  video(?)
: post by RichHorror at 2008-03-05 15:51:11
If you want to understand black people, you need to understand rap music. As mentioned before, black people hate anything that’s “talented” and are desperate to find things that are more generic, watered down, and reflective of imaginary experiences of being “gangster”.

Fortunately, they have rap music.

A black person’s iPod (formerly 8 track collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot rap group that everyone has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be rollin’ gangsta just like a band BEFORE they are featured in a TRL countdown commercial. To a black person, being a fan of rap is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over white people forever!

Rap music also produces a lot of concerts, for which black people can attend and meet other black people. It’s especially useful, since they are attending the same concert, they both like the artist and can easily strike up a conversation that will flow from band at the show->how hard they are->if dey be ridin’ dirty->where to get the best fried chicken in town->agreement to meet at said restaurant for awkward date of yelling and laughing too laugh.

It is worth noting that black people are expected to stay current with music and go to concerts well into their 40s. Unlike at dance or hip hop clubs, there are few stigmas attached to being the “old guy at the club.”

But BE WARNED, talking about Rap Music with black people is perhaps the most dangerous subject you touch upon. One false move and you will lose their respect and admiration forever. Here are some general rules
[default homepage] [print][5:45:09pm May 07,2024
load time 0.01979 secs/10 queries]
[search][refresh page]