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:	post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2007-08-03 12:08:11

joey umbrella said:

you know those pegs on the wall at guitar center that hold picks? well....

i worked at guitar center a few years back, and we were all punching each other. i ended up trying to dodge a punch, and in doing this i jumped backwards. as i jumped up and back towards the wall, the hook ripped through my pants and entered my asshole. i was literally raped by an inanimate object.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good fucking lord!!!

A few years ago, in an old band's practice space, we were fucking around with some golf clubs we found. I noticed that I almost hit about an 8' fluorescent light, so I made sure the next time I raised the golf club, it didn't hit the light. Even though I checked the next time I raised the club, I hit the light anyway and it all came crashing down on my head. My head was just a field of fine cuts. That was awesome.

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