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:	post by succubus_looking_for_a_ride at 2003-12-10 12:45:14

that would have been funny too..

ok not "holiday" jokes but,...funny definitions

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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