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: post by Metal Mega-Stud at 2007-06-13 07:41:07
Eh, who can really be surprised. Here's an encounter I recently had with a DARE table outside a CVS. True story, too.

DARE Cunt: Can I speak to you for a moment?

Handsome Me: No thanks, I don't agree with exposing kids to private adult behavior.

DARE Cunt: We're trying to keep kids away from drugs!

Dashing Me: How? Statistically, your little program has turned more kids ON to recreational drugs than all the pushers, rap stars, and Cheech and Chong movies combined. It's been a dismal failure, a waste of millions of taxpayer dollars, and has met the chopping block in over 20 states.

DARE Cunt: But this is the "new" DARE program we're trying!

Goddam Sexy-Assed Me: What's new about it? Are you just cutting through the bullshit and buying Junior's weed for him?

DARE Cunt: Thank you, have a good day.

As I walked away, I couldn't help but ponder the fact that I had just purchased a pack of cigarettes... a recreational drug which is deadly, highly addictive, causes immediate and long-term effects on non-users, and is completely legal. Amazing.
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