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: post by horror_tang at 2006-10-28 20:14:29
shatteredliz said:
I want to know about the pure horror that IWEIPH ended in. this is a band that needs a dramatic break up story cause of the name, even if we have to make it up.


The band started out as a two piece back in 1996 and went by the name Suffer Now. Drummer/singer Eric Rosenburg and guitarist/singer Jeff Cziskazowski looked to turn the grindcore upside down with their provocative freestyle brand of grindcore. With Jeff's inability to play his guitar and Eric unable to maintain time on the drums [and an erection], these boys looked to be on their way to the top of the grindcore scene.

In 2000, the duo were top of the the now defunct mp3.com charts and building a huge following. With sixteen cd's released and appearances on several compilations the beginning of the end was only around the corner. In February of 2003, Jeff was diagnosed with THE diabetes and several months later learned to play his guitar. With the inability to not play his guitar and Eric still a virgin at age 30, the end of Suffer Now was at hand. The duo realized it was time to move on.

During the spring of 2003 the two began writing songs and came up with the name It Will End In Pure Horror. Unknowingly, the name would be a perfect fit in a way that Nostradamus would appreciate. During the summer the boys recruited singer Manny "Matt" Furtado, played their first show in December and brought aboard Richard Shamus O' McMick. The shows began piling up and the freakshow began their rise to the top of the Boston Metal Scene.

On the verge of breaking through the horror would begin. Eric, at the tender age of 31, would lose his virginity to mighty Whore of Babylon. Soon after he would leave the band to be by her side as her newest pet, joining the the six dogs and 19 cats in her home. Was this the end? Did it all truly end in pure horror?

Well Cziskazowski, O'McMick, and Furtado picked up the pieces and regrouped. Matt went to drums, while Rich and Jeff shared vocal responsibilities. Soon the pressure became too much as Jeff, of Polish decent, was unable to do more than two things at once. Unable to play guitar, sing and stand at the same time, the trio new they were in trouble.

All was not lost though as soon thereafter, Suzi Guineawopo was recruited to play bass and Rich went to singing full-time. Finally, it appeared as if the band would rise above it's defeatist name It Will End In Pure Horror. They began playing more shows than ever and played their 50th show during the summer of 2006. They went into the studio during the same time to record for their split 7" with Dissector. Later that summer the boys went on tour and ended a great summer playing the Choppahead 5th Year Anniversary.

Tragedy would strike again as the band began working on new material for a release in December. A friend of Ms. Guineawopo made a simple joke to Jeff that would seem harmless enough. [anonymous] said to Jeff, "Cziskazowski?! That's a good Irish name." Jeff ran out of the practice space screaming and was to never be heard from again. It was never known whether he was offended by the joke or if he was unable to comprehend the joke, which sent him into a downward mental spiral. Horror struck the band again, but luckily Tyler "Sticky Fingers" O'Shea was able to step in and take Jeff's place on guitar.

Things were actually much worse than they seemed as little to the knowledge of his bandmates, Manny had developed a horrible addiction to prescription pain killers. Unable to get enough pills to supply his habit, he soon turned to heroin. Without a job and an appetite for destruction Manny had to find a way to pay for his addiction. With the face of a child and the body of a swimmer, the answer became obvious to Manny. Manny shaved off the little facial hair he had and began his career as a child model. The site lilmanny.com became a roaring success, and with his newly found success he found he had no time for the band. Manny quit the band and lived off of his earnings from lilmanny.com. The site has since been shutdown by authorities for promoting child porngraphy. Although Manny is of legal age, being an illegal immigrant from Portugal he had no documentation to prove his age. Webmasters are currently in court facing charges.

Through thick and thin, the band had found ways to persevere. However, when all was said and done the band did indeed live up to it's name It Will End In Pure Horror
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