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:	post by Christraper at 2006-01-05 11:57:47

- Smack peoples hands out of the way with it in the buffet line.

- Show it to the pope.

- Pay whores to suck on it just to watch them struggle.

- Crash weddings and stick it in the cake.

- Hang it out of my window while I'm driving and let it flop in the wind.

- Pretend it tells me things.

- Let it hang out in public and just stare at people.

- Immedeiately get a job as a pornstar.

- Go to church just so I can poke people in the ass on their way to receive communion.

- Let it flop on the passenger sitting next to me and pretend not to notice.

- Strangle someone with it.

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