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[QUOTE="Christraper:361492"]These are but a few of the things I would accomplish with my abnormally sized tally whacker. Feel free to add more if you feel inspired. You can thank Pam for this. If I had Elephantitis of the cock I would: - Beat random children with it. - Kill Small animals. - Kill children. Especially ones that arent being watched by their retarded parents in malls and grocery stores. - Beat my wife at random with it. - Kill my wife with it. Probably when she's sleeping. - Stop elevator doors with it. - Help little old ladies across the street with it. - Kill little old ladies with it. - Bang it on the table really hard when I'm trying to make a serious point in an argument. - Chase retards with it. Beat em, kill em, etc etc. - Stop a rotating door with it and trap someone in there just to be a dick. - Play baseball. - Make copies of it in the xerox machine and leave them on my boss' desk. - Pretend it's not really there and knock shit off people's tables when I walk past them. - Hit people in the face with it when I try to get by them in the movie theatre. - Masturbate in public and laugh the most evil diabolical laugh I can muster while I spray my shit all over random peoples faces. - Knock on doors with it. Especially my boss'. - Try to shake people's hands with it when I meet them. - Stand eight feet from the urinal when I take a piss. - Try to pick things up with it. - Tattoo King Diamond's face on the head. - Name it "The King". - Tap people on the shoulder with it. - Bang it on the keyboard, email whatever I "typed" to a friend and tell him what it was later on. - Direct traffic. - Try to answer the phone with it. - Rape nuns. - Push my grocery cart with it. - Kill Paris Hilton with it. - Get it as close to people as I possibly can while Im talking to them. Especially random people I ask for directions. - Demand anal sex constantly. - Rule the world. Thats all I can think of for now. [/QUOTE]
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