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:	post by Christraper at 2005-11-11 13:52:57

I ate some mushrooms with Bloodfuck and SJ awhile back. Bloodfuck had never tried them before so it was pretty cool. We ate them at night so things didnt start getting really wierd until around 2 or 3 in the morning and by then we'd decided to go for a walk around Providence wearing nothing but t-shirts in the middle of january. The walk went fine but around 5 in the morning or so when we decided to head back we noticed that the entire street was completely filled with big red CocaCola 18 wheelers. We had no idea what the fuck was going on. All we knew was that we needed to make it to the 24hr duncan donuts to get something liquid to put inside of us. We didnt realize that every single goddamn CocaCola truck driver within a 1000 mile radius was thinking the same thing. We walked into a totally packed duncan donuts filled with short balding italian guys with the same exact mustache, the same red and black CocaCola jackets, and the same new york italian guido ganster accent. We were covered in sweat and trying desparately not to freak out or start giggling because we knew itd be all over then. Theyd have figured us out for sure. By then it was every man for himself. I was far too gone to be concerned with what my friends were doing. I was too busy trying to open the glass door where the mountain dew was hiding while fumbling in my seemingly endless pocket for the change i knew was in there somewhere. I managed to find the mountain dew but had given up on finding any change out of that bottomless pit of a pants pocket and instead handed my wallet to the fat cashier with the melting play-doe face who seemed to understand and removed the necessary currency from said wallet. Meanwhile I noticed that Bloodfuck and SJ had managed to do the same and everything was going fine until one of the mario truck drivers voices seemed to ring out louder than the rest of the screaming and we heard "BLABBITY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AND THE GUY GRABBED MY JACK!!!!!!!!"
For some reason that was the funniest goddamn thing the three of us had ever heard we lost it in the middle of duncan donuts laughing that horrible crazed mushroom laugh while everyone else in the place stood there and stared at us. I dont remember what happened after that though. Obviously we left but I dont remember getting home because I think we got out of there pretty fast after that.

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