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: post by an80smetalchick at 2005-05-27 11:44:27
For those going to Maryland this weekend....
Maryland Crazy Law

Thistles may not grow in one's yard.

Baltimore
No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6

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It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.


It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.


It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.


It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)


Baltimore City
You may not curse inside the city limits.


Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.


Columbia
Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.


You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.


Ocean City
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.


A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Repealed)

Some Repeated - but pulled from another source.

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

Thistles may not grow in one's yard.

It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. (Baltimore)

It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. (Baltimore)



It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) (Baltimore)

No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. (Baltimore)

It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. (Baltimore)

Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. (Baltimore City)

You may not curse inside the city limits. (Baltimore City)

You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. (Columbia)

Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. (Columbia)

A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Ocean City)

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. (Ocean City)


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