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returntothepit >> discuss >> Anyone ever heard of a Merkur XR4TI ? by TheGreatSpaldino on Aug 22,2004 7:41am
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toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 22,2004 7:41am
you probably havent because you blow ass and you dont know shit about good cars.



toggletoggle post by josh does NOT hate tequila and is slighly hungov... longname douche says what ... at Aug 22,2004 11:54am
dude i iowned one for 3 years. coolest fucking car EVER. since it had so much balls and weighed 5 lbs i spun around like 9 times a few winters ago and had to get a different car. now i drive a monte carlo z34. im a sell out.

i sold my merkur to a friend for $300 it runs and is in pretty decent shape. plus one time when i was bored i made a giant hand throwng the goat on the hood \m/ surrounded by flames and their is a huge slayer sign on it.

coolest fucking car ever. German made Ford whoda thought. 2.3 turbo. integrated suspension. heated 8 way power leather seats, sunroof, fog lights, AC. tightest damn turning radius of any car i ever drove. Sweet fucking handling.

damn spalding you make me wanna go get a job, buy my car back, and resurect it to top form.



toggletoggle post by josh says you suck at Aug 22,2004 7:02pm
2 fast 2 furious.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Aug 22,2004 8:01pm
I don't know if I'd go as far to say coolest fucking car ever...
The F1 mclaren anally dominates it.



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 22,2004 8:15pm
dude, a caravan would put them all to shame. Town and country is even better.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 22,2004 10:31pm edited Aug 22,2004 10:35pm
niccolai said:
I don't know if I'd go as far to say coolest fucking car ever...
The F1 mclaren anally dominates it.


no it doesnt. mclaren F1 is a piece of shit. its a 1 million dollar car. whoopee fucking doo. for 30-50 grand, i could take a merkur XR4TI, drop a 5.0 into it, and hot rod that til it could annihilate an f1. F1's are one of the most useless cars out there.



oh, there is a good chance that i might own one soon. =)



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 22,2004 11:45pm
spalding if you get a merkur let me know i will get my old one back and race you.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Aug 23,2004 2:09am
By no means is it the fastest... but if I had a million bucks to spend on a car, it would definately be on my list.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 23,2004 2:18am
if i had a million bucks i hope i would have better priorities than a fucking car.

you must be a puerto rican from the mean streets of worcester. sweet ride dood.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 23,2004 8:46am
niccolai said:
By no means is it the fastest... but if I had a million bucks to spend on a car, it would definately be on my list.



hahahahahaha, actually, it is the fastest production car ever made. but yes, a million bucks on a car is a waste, and i love cars a lot.


and if i get an XR4TI, i will love life a lot a lot... and drive really fast.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Aug 23,2004 11:53am
haha.
I'm more into street bikes.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 23,2004 12:45pm
street bikes are gay. fuck those little crotch rockets and their fiberglass bodies. those pieces of shit are for frat boys with tribal tattoos, gangstas, g-units, and mexicans.

real men drive bikes made from steel. that you dont lie down on. harley, triumph, indian. or custom chopper.

your street bike might be faster but you would still look awfully gay riding one.

try going to sturgis or laconia on a street bike...............hahahahahaha





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 23,2004 12:47pm
I heard that charles s fucking dutton drives one.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 23,2004 12:50pm
you dont say?



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 23,2004 12:50pm
who the fuck is chaaaaahhhhlie dutton?



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toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 23,2004 1:00pm
jap bikes are annoying... yesterday whe i was driving home, this guy was doing a wheelie going up the hill on main street in waltham as i was going down... i flipped him off and screamed "fag" out the window... him and his buddy turned around and tried to follow me but then realized that my tank of a car would take them both out so they took off. i fucking hate jap bikes



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Aug 23,2004 1:18pm
I'm a big fan of the 996. Real men drive bikes made from steel? obese drunken rednecks with tribal tatoos and mullets must be real men. The guys doing handstand on the seat going 110 on the highway must be the biggest pussies around.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 23,2004 1:28pm
g-unit.

as i stated take you gay bike to laconia and do a fancy handstand. then get beat up by 20 rednecks.

tribal tattoos are for frat boys not rednecks. rednecks get american and rebel flags.

you must have a tribal tattoo.

as spaldino said these kids riding wheelies are "fags". then you come with another post glorifying it. i hope you die a 110 mph handstand death.

my merkur will waste spaldinos.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 23,2004 1:34pm edited Aug 23,2004 1:35pm
the one i might be picking up has a rebuilt engine and turbo, new blow off valve, intercooler, 3" exhaust, good toyo tires and a bunch of other things... its a 5 speed as well. man, i hope i get that car.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 23,2004 1:38pm
considering i sold mine for $300 it did not have a rebuilt anything. if i had a job it would have though.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 23,2004 1:42pm edited Aug 23,2004 1:44pm
yeah... i have been wanting one since i was like 8... my dad always pointed them out to me and stuff saying how cool they are. i thought they were 4 wheel drive for the longest time... but they are rear wheel drive, which is actually better. some people have put in supercharged 3.8 v6's and 5.0's into XR4TI's... that is super awesome. if i have the money, i would toss a turbo v6 into one. that would kick a lot of ass.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Aug 23,2004 1:59pm
As a matter of fact, I have a tribal tattoo. It's called a tamoko. I've had it since I was 9. Your really trying to get into an arguement over this?



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 23,2004 4:57pm
anyone who does a handstand at 110 has a death wish. Yeah, youre real tough when youre dead. You crash any bike going 110 say goodnight. Id much rather cruise around on a beautiful, steel harley going nice and slow and indulging in its sounds than flying down the highway at death speed and crashing my ugly, bright green ninja. Kawasaki bikes are fucking gay. Indians and Harleys are the only bikes i would buy. BMW makes good bikes, but I wouldnt buy one. Plus my unlce would whip my ass for riding such a gay motorcycle.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 23,2004 7:08pm
motorcycles are gay



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 23,2004 8:00pm
you are gay.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Aug 23,2004 11:48pm
I don't see where kawasaki comes into play, (although I like the new 636s) kawasaki is just another gay jap import. I'm not sure why theres no much tension between street bikes and cruising bikes, I prefer one to the other but I'm not going to be bike-racist. and Spalding, cheer up, theres plenty of other gay things in the world, bikes shouldn't bother you.



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