black metal?

'who cares' doesnt count as an answer.

eh, for the time yes. "mlp", "mellisa", and "dont break the oath" are more evil than most "black metal" albums these days. they are a heavy metal band, and probably the darkest traditional metal ever.

when i was little my mom had pictures of king diamond all over her room. she totally fucked him too. (he could be my dad. thats my claim to fame). i always think of mercyful fate as black metal because it used to scare me when i was little. and having an atmosphere and heaviness to scare children is a good quality of bm.

but i guess their just awesome evil metal with the best front man ever \m/

king diamond is the fucking man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont really categorize them. If asked what they are, i usually respond 'awesome'.

Jellyfish said:

awesome is a category, poser. just kidding.... yeah man i get fucking heated when people talk shit on the king.

the only reason i ask peoples opinions here is because i get in constant arguments over it.

sort of like. is kiss metal? which is a whoolle another topic.

king diamond was my best halloween costume ever. i idolize that man. i like these threads you've been starting vivi. first the rush one and now this. you're on a roll. keep it up.

king diamond owns. not bm to me.

kiss owns. theyre hard rock.

vivi, let me know if you ever try to find your father, and if you get positive DNA results and have a reunion, invite me over, i wanna jam with the king

mercyful fate isn't black metal but played a HUGE role in inspiring some of the biggest black metal bands that started the genre

yuck
King Diamond sucks
Pink Diamond is more like it

you suck brad.

Blue said:

no, i don't. i speak the truth. HE SUCKS!

no.

what part of king diamond sucks? how hes totally evil or how his music is totally brutal? i guess we will never know.

KING DIAMOND rules!

Bradness said:


Don't let Beakey hear you say that.

Too late.

i'm more trying to piss of Mark "the drunk guy" Kevorkian, but Beakey will do.
Hi Beakman, how you been?

King Diamond is the King. Theres just no way around it. We as metalheads owe him our allegeance. He calls us to the sabbath so we can go into the coven and dance the witches dance with the ghosts of Melissa, Abigail, and Grandma while Satan takes his toll.

HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trivia: what/who is melissa?

and no searching the internet for the answer!!! you either know or you dont know muhfuckas

Anyone that doesn't like King Diamond or Mercyful Fate isn't metal. Fuck you Brad!!!!!!!!!! Don't Break the Oath fucking rules you cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not trying to piss off Mark more than schmoozing with Brad, but I agree with Brad.

Anne, I hate you!!!!!!!!!!! I got those pictures for you. I'll see you Friday motherfucker.























SUCK OFF A BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll give you a call this afternoon....

vivi said:

she was a witch.

nooope. your possibly thinking of abigail.

vivi said:

oooooooooooh she was a witch ooooooooooooh why did they take you awaaaaaaaaaaaay oh melissa.......

armageddonday said:

ANNE!!! Say it ain't so!!!

mellisa is the name of the mic that the king uses! thats where it came from!

I'm with Brad and Anne on this. King Diamond is cheesy as fuck.

Although nothing is funnier than Dwyer doing his K.D. impression.

"METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!"

Hey vivi, do you know where he got those bones from on his mic?

ahh it escapes me right now but i know their real because i remember reading in grimoire about how they wouldnt let them into south america because of it and i think he had a goatskull too and he wouldnt pretend they were plastic because hes brutal. refresh my memory.

He stole them on a funfilled night of grave digging when he was about 18. Id be willing to bet that the name on the gravestone was Melissa, hence the name of his mic and the constant credit he gives her.

"Grandmaaaaaaaaaaaa, welcome hoooooooooooome"!

ahh! i fucking knew that dude. that is on the very first KD video i ever got where hes yelling at his band for objectifying women and then hes making out with like 9 chicks at once

you wouldnt by any chance be able to make a copy of this for me would you?

Vivi you should come hang out with my band sometime. youve never seen so many die hard king diamond fans. its actually kinda ridiculous

um. i dont really know how to record videos but i think if i hook a camcorder up to a vcr that will do it right? ill see if i can swing that. i also have a couple grimoire kd videos but their kinda short. there is one cool one where hes talking about the church. ill see if i can put it all on one tape. message me with your address

ive been really wanting to see horn of valere i here nothing but positive things about them

AUTOPSY_666 said:


hahahaha!! Yeah!!!

woah wait arent you playing with bloodstorm (im going on the fact your in that band cos of your profile)...if so...dude ill def be there..bloodstorm is one of my fav bands of all time

MERCYFUL FATE IS THE BEST METAL BAND EVER!

vivi said:

yea both my bands are playing that show. youre gonna have a seriously drunk christraper that night....

who could rape christ sober? i wouldnt lay a finger on that fithy fuck unless i was intoxicated. thats what hatchets are for :queue cannibal corpse:

to all those people talking shit about King Diamond. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's no presents for christmas for you fags

vivi said:

i figure as long as he doesnt enjoy it

Mark, I better have a present for Xmas, like maybe a Mercyful Fate CD or something like that....not that I couldn't get one myself

You fucking rule anne. You may have whatever you like.

MF is Dark/Progressive Metal in my opinion

Ya think that King Diamond would be as popular if he "didnt" wear face paint? LMAO!!!

Ney for me.

Sorry I don't make the rules. King Diamond does.

JoeDavolla said:

there, I edited it a little

BURNING THE CROSS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST M.F. SONG EVER WRITTEN.

It doesn't get much MORE Black Metal than old MF...

BestialOnslaught said:

thats how i feel, personally

MarkKevorkian said:

you never get me anything anyways DICK!!!!!

Wernt Venom and Celtic Frost refered to as "Black" Metal back in the early 80s also?

JoeDavolla said:

i think its the same deal with MF. celtic frost had the dark imagery and venom was just fucking brutal and they influenced BM so much..but imho what we now call BM came from bathory...im not sure if they were called black metal or if anything was at the time...i mean obviously venom had the song/album so i guess by the own definition they are black metal

now VENOM, that's a band i like
MF seems cheezy, the musicianship is good and KD can scream pretty high, but the songs are weak. Plus when KD is not doing the high pitched thing, his voice is gay.
COmmence Brad bashing NOW!

YOU SUCK BRAD!!!!!!!

hehe

HAIL TO THE KING

HA! at least he has a sense of humor

moran said:


"I'm dreaaamiinnnnnnng of a whiiiiiiiite.......summer....WHAhahahahhahaha"

Bradness said:


and venom isnt cheesy? They wrote all thier lyrics satanic...and they were the first to really do so and get known for it....but when asked by the public y they wrote about satan, they said it was a joke and they didnt think people would take it seriously, thats fucking lame, (as well as cheesy).

ya venom gets ass rimmed by the king and loves it

Venom had better riffs

one of my favorite college memories was the time i sang "curse of the pharaoahs" really loud in a king diamond voice, right in my friend's face while he was trippin on acid. he started shaking, then turned around and kicked a hole in the wall. it ruled.

you cant really compare the musicianship of venom to mercyful fate....at all..venom played really sloppy..also mf has awesome riffs and are pretty technical...venom rules though \m/

vivi said:

song #7, insane, on the album 9. just listen to the drums of that song. i know more than 1 drummer whos life goal is to play that song all the way through

SSAAAAATTTTTAAANNN! anyone whos got a problem with the king has a problem with his kingdom and you dont wanna fuck with us. hahahahah just kidding that would be the gayest statement ever made.

but seriously, who the fuck thinks mf/kd sucks? come on kids! how can you like metal and not at least have a massive admiration for a metal god?!