http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php

I've seen these a million times, but the names in this one are hilarious. I was just dubbed "Slappy Darkholer".

Man, thats the worst one ever, once the crap page loads, it gives chicks names for guys, gay gay gay....stop posting junk asshole!

odd, I used four different instances for myself, as well as a couple my friend did. Never did we get a "chick" name.

Sandy Hymen

Barbie Fuegobutt

Oral Nut

heh
now i got:
Sassy ASStronaut

Oral Nut!! haha

Kitty Tang

damn you emo fag, i got chick names too.

i can't decide which of my nicknames i prefer

Madam Rammer

does this make me a chick with a dick?

for now on i will be called: Nurse Spankalicious!!!!!

I got Kitty Pickle...
I've been called worse I suppose.

ttthhreeaaaadds arrggghhhh

i've got a couple pretty good ones, myself - and not from that site

by the logic of that old wives' tale where you take the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your surname, i would be "smokey westfield". i quite like that.

furthermore, when i was a pervy teen (we're talkin' junior and senior years of high school) and i indulged myself in the glorious pastime of going wherever (usually dirty-movie-brokers) to meet porn stars, get autographs and polaroids with them - i found myself propositioned by christy lake and jasmine st. claire to bang them on camera, as i guess they were fond of "treating" fans on occasion. for fear of spoiling my prick prior to the delights of college, i declined. but i did take the compliment. and came up with what i believed to be a very strong porn name for myself: The Reverend (sorry, Aaron) Sharpie Valvedeere. i think that a man with such a name would be something of a protege of a gentleman like Skeeter Kerkove.

Nikki Asstronut

powerkok said:

yea same here no matter what i type i get a chick name

Tawny Fuzzynuts

and my gangsta name is White Mofo Rhino Banga.

Im definitely using this to name all of my offspring

Heh heh...Slappy Tittles.

My gansta name is Mankdick Brachisoar. Probably the best name in the history of the universe.

Jenna Nastee

Pet name street name dubs me:

Godzilla Dunstable

Peter North

Tara Hump

jizzy keilbasa...yyyyes!

Slappy Slamm

BobNOMAAMRooney said:

I got Sloth Daddy for a pet name.