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returntothepit >> discuss >> While I was out I stole a big fiberglass Donkey Kong by assuck on Aug 11,2004 11:24pm
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toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 11,2004 11:24pm
...out of these people's front yard. it was so big it wouldnt fit in my friend's car, so we hid it and are going back for it with my other friend's truck. i'll take some pictures and put em here soon. just thought everyone should know.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 11,2004 11:25pm
and how was this plot foiled?!?
the internet, that's how.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 11,2004 11:28pm
you should have called me..i'm sure it fits in my truck



toggletoggle post by rev on evil mac at Aug 11,2004 11:33pm
so you could be an accomplace to grand theif donkey?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 11,2004 11:34pm
why not!

i used to ride donkeys when i was a kid

plus i loved DK




toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 12,2004 12:14am
youll all be jealous once you see the pictures of me and my bad ass donkey kong



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 12,2004 12:32am
almost 10 years ago now my friends and i took one of the fry guys from mcdonalds in milford. ya know the ones bolted to the ground with the springs for kids to ride? well we found the right size socket early in the day and then went back at night and unbolted it. too bad we never set it up anyplace afterwards.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 12,2004 11:23am
thats friggin sweet



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Aug 12,2004 11:25am
Me and my friends steal lawn decorations and put them on other people's lawns.

But man, that Donkey Kong sounds sweet!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 12,2004 11:26am
bring it to shows



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 12,2004 12:22pm
Dissector said:
Me and my friends steal lawn decorations and put them on other people's lawns.




steal license plates instead and put them on other peoples cars. its alot of fun. and next time a cop runs their plate and they see a plate registered to a ford tempo on a corvette, the driver has some explaining to do.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 12,2004 12:23pm
that is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


assuck said:
...out of these people's front yard. it was so big it wouldnt fit in my friend's car, so we hid it and are going back for it with my other friend's truck. i'll take some pictures and put em here soon. just thought everyone should know.





toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 12,2004 1:44pm
we normally just take lawn gnomes and little shit like that, but i couldnt pass up the DK....i'll bring it to shows if theres extra room



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Aug 12,2004 1:45pm
Yeah lawn gnomes are always great stealings.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 12,2004 1:46pm
last summer it was all we did, and we kept em all in the woods by my friends house. we didnt check on em for like a month, and when we went back they were all gone. i was pissed. all that work for nuthin



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 19,2004 4:30pm
UPDATE: We went back for said Donkey Kong and it was gone. we think it may have been re-stolen. but, there is a small article about the whole incident in today's Lowell Sun, which i will soon cut out and put up in this thread.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 19,2004 4:32pm
nice. you should send in an anonymous tip to the sun saying that there is an up and coming terrorist organization called "A.B.H.O.R.R.E.D." that is trying to shake up the north shore. its genius i tell you.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2004 4:38pm
google: search "glass donkey kong"
what's this rttp thing...



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 19,2004 4:39pm
oh well. they cant prove shit.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 19,2004 4:39pm
apparently it was plastic, not fiberglass



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 19,2004 4:50pm
hehehehe! you made the paper!



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 19,2004 4:51pm
damn right



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 20,2004 12:39pm
was i not supposed to forward a link to this thread to the cheif of police in westford...............oops.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 20,2004 12:42pm
shit happens



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Aug 20,2004 12:43pm
westford? more like BREASTford! HAR HAR HAR!



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 20,2004 12:47pm
i wouldnt actually do that. unless i hated you. but if i hated you i would probably just stab you in the eye with a spork rather than get cops involved.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2004 12:47pm
sporks rule



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 20,2004 12:49pm
Josh_hates_you said:
i wouldnt actually do that. unless i hated you. but if i hated you i would probably just stab you in the eye with a spork rather than get cops involved.



its good to know you care



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 20,2004 12:49pm
that's awesome... we need pics of the figure though.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 20,2004 12:50pm
assuck, send me n00dz.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2004 12:52pm
but assuck didn't do it...


boooo

(kidding on the booo comment)



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Aug 20,2004 12:55pm
assuck said:
oh well. they cant prove shit.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 20,2004 1:20pm
me and my friends stole it, and then hid it, and now someone stole it from our hiding spot. so no pictures will be available, and i'm pissed.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2004 1:22pm
oohhhhhhhhhhhh



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