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returntothepit >> discuss >> I GUARANTEE IT, FORSOOTH by THORGE ZIMMER on Jan 16,2017 8:49am
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toggletoggle post by THORGE ZIMMER at Jan 16,2017 8:49am
HI, I ART THOR ODINSON, GOD OF THUNDER, PROTECTOR OF MIDGARD.
I WOULD DESTROY THE ABSORBING MAN WITH THE POWER AND PRECISION AT THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE!
I WILL INSERT HIS BIG BALL/CHAIN INTO HIS ANUS, NO LUBRICANT, JUST RAW LIKE I DID SUPERMAN'S HEAD INTO DARKSEID'S ANUS LAST NIGHT.
THIS WILL DEFINITELY IMMOBILIZE ABSORBING MAN, AND HE WILL ACTUALLY BEGIN TO ABSORB HIMSELF, AND SLOWLY IMPLODE - BUT I AM NOT THAT KIND.
I THEN INSERT MY HAMMER, MJOLNIR, INTO HIS ANUS AS WELL. I THEN GOD BLAST HIM WITH MJOLNIR + A GIANT METAL BALL INSIDE HIS ANUS.
THE FORCE OF MY BLAST KILLS HIM INSTANTLY, FOR HE CANNOT ABSORB THE POWER OF THY, THOR ODINSON, GOD OF THUNDER AND PROTECTOR OF MIDGARD.
YOU'RE WELCOME, EARTHLINGS, I GUARANTEE IT.



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