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returntothepit >> discuss >> Crypter breaks up by the_reverend on Sep 20,2016 2:45pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 20,2016 2:45pm
I guess the rich won.
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Crypter



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Sep 20,2016 4:20pm
All because Duncan couldn't give me my $18!



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Sep 20,2016 5:59pm
anyone got a screenshot of the announcement for those of us who exercise a choice to not participate with social media sites also known as the NSA's algorithmic surveillance system?



toggletoggle post by susurrrate at Sep 21,2016 1:48pm
Please sir stop beating your wife....



toggletoggle post by Gap Kids at Sep 21,2016 3:07pm
Mom!-that weird navajo lady w/ the moustache bought up all the black jeggings......



toggletoggle post by Fuck pizza party thrash!!! at Sep 23,2016 3:13am
Never cared much for those flaming retro thrash faggots anyway. It goes without saying that now that doing retro thrash is not cool anymore they would break up. Odds are they'll probably do stoner doom metal now or crust punk black metal. Faggots like them have zero integrity whatsoever.



toggletoggle post by King Thùnderstøol at Sep 23,2016 9:28am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WE MUST DESTROY SEAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Fuck pizza party thrash!!! at Sep 23,2016 11:51pm
Seax is fucking gay and Carmine is a little bitch and a living joke.



toggletoggle post by New Order Lyrics Bot 2016 AD at Sep 24,2016 12:47am
I just can't help thinking what you've done to me
You built a wall of love and tore it right down in front of me
And you think you know what's going on
You keep telling me that I am wrong
I don't care about what you do
But if you mess with me I'll get rid of you

The picture you see is no portrait of me
It's too real to be shown to someone I don't know
And it's driving me wild
It makes me act like a child

You think I am crazy, but what can I do?
You waste your time, like my money
It ain't so funny, but it's true
(Don't waste my money, baby)
Now you can't tell me what's going on
And that I am weak while you are strong
What is it you need, that makes your heart bleed
Do you really know? 'cause it doesn't show

The picture you see is no portrait of me
It's too real to be shown to someone I don't know
And it's driving me wild
It makes me act like a child

The picture you see is no portrait of me
It's too real to be shown to someone I don't know
And it's driving me wild
It makes me act like a child



toggletoggle post by Fuck u all at Oct 10,2016 1:02am
The pizza party smells like DAN HAMMER



toggletoggle post by Nate from Crypter at Oct 10,2016 7:47pm
Russ n Jeff (drums/ guitar) quit so it's over for now. They are putting out a black metal album under Sanguine Moon right now. And for the idiot calling crypter "pizza retro thrash" you're a tool and you've clearly never listened to us. We started when we were 17 so you can suck on my integrity m8. Ain't no way in hell I'll be in a stoner metal band. high speed only poser, I'll be ripping off destruction riffs in my next band too



toggletoggle post by Nate from Crypter at Oct 10,2016 8:00pm
Also if anyone wants to start a Vomitor sounding band get me we'll talk over some pizza



toggletoggle post by Trvth at Oct 10,2016 9:35pm
Fuck%20pizza%20party%20thrash!!! said[orig][quote]
Seax is fucking gay and Carmine is a little bitch and a living joke.

Get off the computer and quit being a little bitch!



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Oct 10,2016 9:54pm
i actually believe that is nate from crypter



toggletoggle post by Oh yeah? at Oct 10,2016 11:12pm
Fuck%20pizza%20party%20thrash!!! said[orig][quote]
Seax is fucking gay and Carmine is a little bitch and a living joke.

What makes you any better?



toggletoggle post by 3rd grade teacher at Oct 10,2016 11:53pm
Have you finished your homework?




toggletoggle post by Fuck pizza party thrash!!! at Oct 11,2016 10:32pm
"Ripping off Destruction riffs" because you are too dimwitted and too much of a hipster faggot to really do anything original. Just like Warbringer, just like Mantic Ritual and Merciless Death and every other retro thrash band you're all a bunch of fucking queers. Thrash needs to be dark and angry and hateful and bands should be original you are all a bunch of weak posers who still are pizza thrash hipsters no matter what!!!



toggletoggle post by Fuck pizza party thrash!!! at Oct 11,2016 10:48pm
The fact that I am not a socialite,L.A.Glam fag little bitch who wears spandex out and about for starters.



toggletoggle post by Oh yeah? at Oct 11,2016 11:27pm
You're just mad because you're too put of shape to wear spandex and he gets laid more than you do! You come off to me as a bored virgin with no life who has to anonymously bash on somebody on a dead message board just to feel better about yourself. Your mother must be read proud of you!



toggletoggle post by Oh yeah? at Oct 11,2016 11:28pm
*real proud



toggletoggle post by Fuck pizza party thrash!!! at Oct 11,2016 11:40pm
The fact that I am not a socialite,L.A.Glam fag little bitch who wears spandex out and about for starters.



toggletoggle post by Oh yeah? at Oct 11,2016 11:51pm
Great comeback. Now get off the computer and go back to your cum stained porno mags!



toggletoggle post by Nate from Crypter at Oct 12,2016 7:26am
Fuck%20pizza%20party%20thrash!!! said[orig][quote]
"Ripping off Destruction riffs" because you are too dimwitted and too much of a hipster faggot to really do anything original. Just like Warbringer, just like Mantic Ritual and Merciless Death and every other retro thrash band you're all a bunch of fucking queers. Thrash needs to be dark and angry and hateful and bands should be original you are all a bunch of weak posers who still are pizza thrash hipsters no matter what!!!


You're an idiot who must have heard us in our very first year, because as soon as we learned how to play our instruments we were playing first wave black metal. And as for those bands you listed I've never even heard any of them besides snorebringer so who's the REAL POSER. Playing ripoff sodom/destruction riffs is like a black metal right of passage, If you think we ever played "pizza" thrash your a fucking moron. I don't care if you liked us but just get it right, at least call it a sabbat rip off. It's like I'm talking to a FRIGGIN LIBERAL here or something.



toggletoggle post by Nate from Crypter at Oct 12,2016 7:28am
Fuck%20pizza%20party%20thrash!!! said[orig][quote]
The fact that I am not a socialite,L.A.Glam fag little bitch who wears spandex out and about for starters.


LA glam fag? It's 2016 are you alright?

Btw cold lake rules



toggletoggle post by Joey Tempest at Oct 12,2016 9:43am
I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON YOU!



toggletoggle post by King Thünderstoøl at Oct 12,2016 3:59pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL GO TO RALPH'S AND THROW MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT SEAX!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Big Pizza Three at Oct 12,2016 9:54pm
Ramming Speed
Razormaze
Crypter




toggletoggle post by shutup wily fagget at Oct 12,2016 10:56pm
Big%20Pizza%20Three said[orig][quote]
Ramming Speed
Razormaze
Crypter


shutup wily fagget



toggletoggle post by SEAX MUST DIE at Oct 12,2016 11:15pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK ALL OF THEM TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY WEAR TIGHT PANTS AND ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by An elitist asshole at Oct 12,2016 11:50pm
Complete poser glam fag bullshit!!! They really do have the aesthetic of Motley Crue and 80's Glam Metal most of their fans are groupie sluts that aren't even into metal but try to look like they are. This goes for Seax or should I say Suckass as well as Crypter and Razormaze all are worthless pretty boy glam faggots who only care about partying and groupies. That those fags in Crypter are gonna try to do Black Metal is just laughable. The lyrical content will probably be even more laughable. "Wahhh we hate the Christians they're all fascists".



toggletoggle post by Trvth at Oct 13,2016 12:28am
You're just mad because they have hot chicks after them and you couldn't get laid if a van full of nymphomaniacs crashed into your living room!



toggletoggle post by An elitist asshole at Oct 13,2016 2:41am
Yeah I mean Slayer,Overkill and Anthrax and all the thrash bands hated Poison,Motley Crue and Bon Jovi for that same reason back in 1988 I'll bet.No wonder they sympathize with SJW's and feminists so much and are all about wanting to cater to their demands of "safe spaces" it's because they want to get laid.They are posers for that reason instead of saying fuck the feelings of shitty groupie sluts the way REAL thrash bands would have done back then.Why do you think Anthrax never got groupies back then? why do you think Nifelheim up until recently didn't get any chicks? and even now it is scarce to say the least.It's not that I am mad that I can't get laid it's that they are posers for trying to be chick friendly.There is very little that would separate them from Dimmu Borgir or Cradle of Filth or any other mid 00's Hot Topic Black Metal band.I would say that Suckass,Razormaze and Crypter are the modern day equivilant of that as well as alot of these "Retro" denim vest,patch wearing queers.Nothing against Old School Heavy Metal or Old Schooll Thrash when it is done right these fags just have no talent and are complete posers about it.



toggletoggle post by Trvth at Oct 13,2016 11:01am
An%20elitist%20asshole said[orig][quote]




toggletoggle post by Nate from crypter at Oct 13,2016 12:20pm
We haven't played with razormaze in like 4 or 5 years... Last year we played with Deathhammer, Sadistic Intent, and Nekrofilth just as a few examples. Just saying your miscategorizing bands because you're offended that their clothes are too tight you fucking weirdo



toggletoggle post by Nate from crypter at Oct 13,2016 12:25pm
If you think crypter sounds anything like razormaze you're fucking nuts dude



toggletoggle post by Trvth at Oct 13,2016 12:34pm
Nate%20from%20crypter said[orig][quote]
We haven't played with razormaze in like 4 or 5 years... Last year we played with Deathhammer, Sadistic Intent, and Nekrofilth just as a few examples. Just saying your miscategorizing bands because you're offended that their clothes are too tight you fucking weirdo
s
He probably used to wear all that shit himself back in the 80s and is taking his anger out on Crypter, Seax, etc because he's too overweight to wear any of that anymore.



toggletoggle post by Trvth at Oct 13,2016 12:42pm
Oh and to Mr. Elitist Asshole or whatever...

Since you have such a problem with "retro" heavy metal and are under the impression that your opinion is the sole deciding factor regarding what is poser and what isn't, let's hear some of your music!



toggletoggle post by Not an elitist thingamebob at Oct 13,2016 1:43pm
See this is why you can't have nice things. Jealousy, insecurity,whatever always some jerk got to ruin it for everybody.



toggletoggle post by Trve Kvlt Posevr at Oct 13,2016 3:05pm
Nate%20from%20crypter said[orig][quote]



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF COMMEN SENSE at Oct 13,2016 9:00pm
Lot's of jealous people in this thread.

Overall 3/10 would not recommend.



toggletoggle post by An elitist asshole at Oct 14,2016 1:47am
Shut the fuck up Carmine Faggot!



toggletoggle post by Mr Feasible at Oct 14,2016 7:51am
I'm sorry...no...I..."apologize" for the fact you can't take a joke...



toggletoggle post by snacks666 at Oct 22,2016 5:14pm
I am ashamed of the New England metal scene. I only support METAL and what it stands for.



toggletoggle post by Leggings vs leggings at Oct 28,2016 9:03am
An%20elitist%20asshole said[orig][quote]
most of their fans are groupie sluts that aren't even into metal but try to look like they are.


Richard Garcia detected



toggletoggle post by King Thùnderstøol at Oct 28,2016 9:05am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRYPTER AND SEAX BOTH SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CARMINE AND NATE ARE BOTH FUCKING GAY ASS FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Not Fake at Oct 30,2016 7:43pm
so what the fuck does metal stand for? also i didnt know people were in thrash bands to get laid. tell me more.



toggletoggle post by Jeff ex-Crypter at Oct 31,2016 8:04am
I noticed you've had an attitude with me lately...



toggletoggle post by Hi Willey at Oct 31,2016 8:46am
Fuck%20pizza%20party%20thrash!!! said[orig][quote]
Seax is fucking gay and Carmine is a little bitch and a living joke.

Hi Willey



toggletoggle post by Michelangelo at Nov 1,2016 3:44pm
I think ill order a pizza tonight. You bastards made me hungry.



toggletoggle post by Jeff ex-Crypter at Nov 2,2016 2:50pm
Stop talking about me!



toggletoggle post by HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! at Nov 2,2016 4:07pm
SEAX AND CRYPTER BOTH SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by You suck at Nov 3,2016 1:24am
Why don't you make me you little bitch!



toggletoggle post by Cant get no $18 at Nov 3,2016 7:47am
You%20suck said[orig][quote]
Why don't you make me you little bitch!


Hi Roger. Nice to see you come up for air once in a while. How you been? Have you heard from Gertrude lately? I haven't seen her much since Bob kicked her out. That's what happens when you get old, no body wants ya. Well take care and good luck with that new bass cab.



toggletoggle post by Russ chimes in at Nov 3,2016 8:30am
I quit cause my back was hurting. I can't do it anymore, sorry guys.



toggletoggle post by King Thùnderstøol at Nov 3,2016 8:46am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRYPTER FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by King Thùnderstøol at Nov 3,2016 8:46am
I AM THE KING OF RTTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOW DOWN BEFORE KING THUNDERSTOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Dee Bo at Nov 3,2016 9:39am
Hey Crypter, thanks for the bike. Wheres my 40 oz homie?



toggletoggle post by Garcia's Mom at Nov 3,2016 10:02am
Leggings%20vs%20leggings said[orig][quote]
An%20elitist%20asshole said[orig][quote]
most of their fans are groupie sluts that aren't even into metal but try to look like they are.


Richard Garcia detected


Leggings vs Leggings, you leave my sweet boy richard alone!



toggletoggle post by King Thùnderstøol at Nov 3,2016 10:22am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RICHARD GARCIA WILL RAPE ALL MEMBERS OF SEAX AND CRYPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Johnny Boy at Nov 3,2016 10:53am
I aint taking my hat off to no Squaw...



toggletoggle post by Crypter fan at Nov 4,2016 8:47am
Look, the reason the band split is because Russ farted in Jeff's face and Jeff took it personally. Jeff left so abruptly we were all shocked. You know we were kidding right Jeff?



toggletoggle post by Elitistslaughter at Nov 21,2016 9:34pm
Elitism in metal is a shame. I told some random metal fag I met yesterday that I went to a grindcore fest. He gave me the dirtiest look and replied I only like Black/Death metal. Your a fuckin piece of shit. Open up your mind douche. Black metal is a theatrical joke like glam. There is at least some talented musicians in some glam bands. Black metal sounds like broken refrigerators.



toggletoggle post by Elitists laughter at Nov 22,2016 12:44am
shutup_fagget



toggletoggle post by King Wilystool at Nov 22,2016 7:41am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY ZIRCON IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by I used to like this band at Nov 24,2016 8:09pm
They were good till they fired Dave..



toggletoggle post by King Thünderstøol at Nov 25,2016 2:15pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEAX IS THE WORST BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by douche crew at Nov 26,2016 10:16pm
die scum



toggletoggle post by Swedeath at Nov 30,2016 2:22am
Desultory



toggletoggle post by Jeff Ramos at Jan 14,2017 8:31am
@elitist asshole it's a shame me you have to say this shit anonymously like a little bitch. If you said any of this to our face you would feel how real our hatred is. FOAD. And "Jeff ex-Crypter" you're one weird fuck. Get a life losers, seriously. Pussies. This is the only post I'm making in this thread so go ahead and respond literally no one will give a fuck



toggletoggle post by Butt Drugs at Jan 14,2017 9:18am
Jeff%20Ramos said[orig][quote]
@elitist asshole it's a shame me you have to say this shit anonymously like a little bitch. If you said any of this to our face you would feel how real our hatred is. FOAD. And "Jeff ex-Crypter" you're one weird fuck. Get a life losers, seriously. Pussies. This is the only post I'm making in this thread so go ahead and respond literally no one will give a fuck



Remember that time we loaded our colons with Xanax and vodka soaked tampons? That was a good time man. We need to do that again soon.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Jun 27,2018 3:27pm
Nate%20from%20Crypter said[orig][quote]
Fuck%20pizza%20party%20thrash!!! said[orig][quote]
The fact that I am not a socialite,L.A.Glam fag little bitch who wears spandex out and about for starters.


LA glam fag? It's 2016 are you alright?

Btw cold lake rules



had to come back to this thread because this was hilarious.



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