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All because Duncan couldn't give me my $18! |
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anyone got a screenshot of the announcement for those of us who exercise a choice to not participate with social media sites also known as the NSA's algorithmic surveillance system? |
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Please sir stop beating your wife.... |
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Mom!-that weird navajo lady w/ the moustache bought up all the black jeggings...... |
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Never cared much for those flaming retro thrash faggots anyway. It goes without saying that now that doing retro thrash is not cool anymore they would break up. Odds are they'll probably do stoner doom metal now or crust punk black metal. Faggots like them have zero integrity whatsoever. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW WE MUST DESTROY SEAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Seax is fucking gay and Carmine is a little bitch and a living joke. |
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I just can't help thinking what you've done to me
You built a wall of love and tore it right down in front of me
And you think you know what's going on
You keep telling me that I am wrong
I don't care about what you do
But if you mess with me I'll get rid of you
The picture you see is no portrait of me
It's too real to be shown to someone I don't know
And it's driving me wild
It makes me act like a child
You think I am crazy, but what can I do?
You waste your time, like my money
It ain't so funny, but it's true
(Don't waste my money, baby)
Now you can't tell me what's going on
And that I am weak while you are strong
What is it you need, that makes your heart bleed
Do you really know? 'cause it doesn't show
The picture you see is no portrait of me
It's too real to be shown to someone I don't know
And it's driving me wild
It makes me act like a child
The picture you see is no portrait of me
It's too real to be shown to someone I don't know
And it's driving me wild
It makes me act like a child |
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The pizza party smells like DAN HAMMER |
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Russ n Jeff (drums/ guitar) quit so it's over for now. They are putting out a black metal album under Sanguine Moon right now. And for the idiot calling crypter "pizza retro thrash" you're a tool and you've clearly never listened to us. We started when we were 17 so you can suck on my integrity m8. Ain't no way in hell I'll be in a stoner metal band. high speed only poser, I'll be ripping off destruction riffs in my next band too |
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Also if anyone wants to start a Vomitor sounding band get me we'll talk over some pizza |
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Seax is fucking gay and Carmine is a little bitch and a living joke. |
Get off the computer and quit being a little bitch! |
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i actually believe that is nate from crypter |
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Seax is fucking gay and Carmine is a little bitch and a living joke. |
What makes you any better? |
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Have you finished your homework?
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"Ripping off Destruction riffs" because you are too dimwitted and too much of a hipster faggot to really do anything original. Just like Warbringer, just like Mantic Ritual and Merciless Death and every other retro thrash band you're all a bunch of fucking queers. Thrash needs to be dark and angry and hateful and bands should be original you are all a bunch of weak posers who still are pizza thrash hipsters no matter what!!! |
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The fact that I am not a socialite,L.A.Glam fag little bitch who wears spandex out and about for starters. |
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You're just mad because you're too put of shape to wear spandex and he gets laid more than you do! You come off to me as a bored virgin with no life who has to anonymously bash on somebody on a dead message board just to feel better about yourself. Your mother must be read proud of you! |
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The fact that I am not a socialite,L.A.Glam fag little bitch who wears spandex out and about for starters. |
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Great comeback. Now get off the computer and go back to your cum stained porno mags! |
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"Ripping off Destruction riffs" because you are too dimwitted and too much of a hipster faggot to really do anything original. Just like Warbringer, just like Mantic Ritual and Merciless Death and every other retro thrash band you're all a bunch of fucking queers. Thrash needs to be dark and angry and hateful and bands should be original you are all a bunch of weak posers who still are pizza thrash hipsters no matter what!!! |
You're an idiot who must have heard us in our very first year, because as soon as we learned how to play our instruments we were playing first wave black metal. And as for those bands you listed I've never even heard any of them besides snorebringer so who's the REAL POSER. Playing ripoff sodom/destruction riffs is like a black metal right of passage, If you think we ever played "pizza" thrash your a fucking moron. I don't care if you liked us but just get it right, at least call it a sabbat rip off. It's like I'm talking to a FRIGGIN LIBERAL here or something. |
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The fact that I am not a socialite,L.A.Glam fag little bitch who wears spandex out and about for starters. |
LA glam fag? It's 2016 are you alright?
Btw cold lake rules |
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I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON YOU! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL GO TO RALPH'S AND THROW MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT SEAX!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Ramming Speed
Razormaze
Crypter
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Ramming Speed
Razormaze
Crypter
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shutup wily fagget |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK ALL OF THEM TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY WEAR TIGHT PANTS AND ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Complete poser glam fag bullshit!!! They really do have the aesthetic of Motley Crue and 80's Glam Metal most of their fans are groupie sluts that aren't even into metal but try to look like they are. This goes for Seax or should I say Suckass as well as Crypter and Razormaze all are worthless pretty boy glam faggots who only care about partying and groupies. That those fags in Crypter are gonna try to do Black Metal is just laughable. The lyrical content will probably be even more laughable. "Wahhh we hate the Christians they're all fascists". |
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You're just mad because they have hot chicks after them and you couldn't get laid if a van full of nymphomaniacs crashed into your living room! |
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Yeah I mean Slayer,Overkill and Anthrax and all the thrash bands hated Poison,Motley Crue and Bon Jovi for that same reason back in 1988 I'll bet.No wonder they sympathize with SJW's and feminists so much and are all about wanting to cater to their demands of "safe spaces" it's because they want to get laid.They are posers for that reason instead of saying fuck the feelings of shitty groupie sluts the way REAL thrash bands would have done back then.Why do you think Anthrax never got groupies back then? why do you think Nifelheim up until recently didn't get any chicks? and even now it is scarce to say the least.It's not that I am mad that I can't get laid it's that they are posers for trying to be chick friendly.There is very little that would separate them from Dimmu Borgir or Cradle of Filth or any other mid 00's Hot Topic Black Metal band.I would say that Suckass,Razormaze and Crypter are the modern day equivilant of that as well as alot of these "Retro" denim vest,patch wearing queers.Nothing against Old School Heavy Metal or Old Schooll Thrash when it is done right these fags just have no talent and are complete posers about it. |
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We haven't played with razormaze in like 4 or 5 years... Last year we played with Deathhammer, Sadistic Intent, and Nekrofilth just as a few examples. Just saying your miscategorizing bands because you're offended that their clothes are too tight you fucking weirdo |
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If you think crypter sounds anything like razormaze you're fucking nuts dude |
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We haven't played with razormaze in like 4 or 5 years... Last year we played with Deathhammer, Sadistic Intent, and Nekrofilth just as a few examples. Just saying your miscategorizing bands because you're offended that their clothes are too tight you fucking weirdo |
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He probably used to wear all that shit himself back in the 80s and is taking his anger out on Crypter, Seax, etc because he's too overweight to wear any of that anymore. |
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Oh and to Mr. Elitist Asshole or whatever...
Since you have such a problem with "retro" heavy metal and are under the impression that your opinion is the sole deciding factor regarding what is poser and what isn't, let's hear some of your music! |
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See this is why you can't have nice things. Jealousy, insecurity,whatever always some jerk got to ruin it for everybody.
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Lot's of jealous people in this thread.
Overall 3/10 would not recommend. |
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Shut the fuck up Carmine Faggot! |
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I'm sorry...no...I..."apologize" for the fact you can't take a joke... |
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I am ashamed of the New England metal scene. I only support METAL and what it stands for. |
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most of their fans are groupie sluts that aren't even into metal but try to look like they are. |
Richard Garcia detected |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYPTER AND SEAX BOTH SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CARMINE AND NATE ARE BOTH FUCKING GAY ASS FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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so what the fuck does metal stand for? also i didnt know people were in thrash bands to get laid. tell me more. |
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I noticed you've had an attitude with me lately... |
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Seax is fucking gay and Carmine is a little bitch and a living joke. |
Hi Willey |
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I think ill order a pizza tonight. You bastards made me hungry. |
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SEAX AND CRYPTER BOTH SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Why don't you make me you little bitch! |
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Why don't you make me you little bitch! |
Hi Roger. Nice to see you come up for air once in a while. How you been? Have you heard from Gertrude lately? I haven't seen her much since Bob kicked her out. That's what happens when you get old, no body wants ya. Well take care and good luck with that new bass cab. |
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I quit cause my back was hurting. I can't do it anymore, sorry guys. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYPTER FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I AM THE KING OF RTTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOW DOWN BEFORE KING THUNDERSTOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Hey Crypter, thanks for the bike. Wheres my 40 oz homie? |
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most of their fans are groupie sluts that aren't even into metal but try to look like they are. |
Richard Garcia detected |
Leggings vs Leggings, you leave my sweet boy richard alone! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RICHARD GARCIA WILL RAPE ALL MEMBERS OF SEAX AND CRYPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I aint taking my hat off to no Squaw... |
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Look, the reason the band split is because Russ farted in Jeff's face and Jeff took it personally. Jeff left so abruptly we were all shocked. You know we were kidding right Jeff? |
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Elitism in metal is a shame. I told some random metal fag I met yesterday that I went to a grindcore fest. He gave me the dirtiest look and replied I only like Black/Death metal. Your a fuckin piece of shit. Open up your mind douche. Black metal is a theatrical joke like glam. There is at least some talented musicians in some glam bands. Black metal sounds like broken refrigerators. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY ZIRCON IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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They were good till they fired Dave.. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEAX IS THE WORST BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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@elitist asshole it's a shame me you have to say this shit anonymously like a little bitch. If you said any of this to our face you would feel how real our hatred is. FOAD. And "Jeff ex-Crypter" you're one weird fuck. Get a life losers, seriously. Pussies. This is the only post I'm making in this thread so go ahead and respond literally no one will give a fuck |
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@elitist asshole it's a shame me you have to say this shit anonymously like a little bitch. If you said any of this to our face you would feel how real our hatred is. FOAD. And "Jeff ex-Crypter" you're one weird fuck. Get a life losers, seriously. Pussies. This is the only post I'm making in this thread so go ahead and respond literally no one will give a fuck |
Remember that time we loaded our colons with Xanax and vodka soaked tampons? That was a good time man. We need to do that again soon.
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The fact that I am not a socialite,L.A.Glam fag little bitch who wears spandex out and about for starters. |
LA glam fag? It's 2016 are you alright?
Btw cold lake rules |
had to come back to this thread because this was hilarious. |
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