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returntothepit >> discuss >> why do i keep eating expired coconut milk? by the_taste_of_cigarettes on Jul 28,2004 12:57pm

post by the_taste_of_cigarettes

at Jul 28,2004 12:57pm

I opened the can the other day and it was a solid mass. The can was dusty and looked like it had been sitting on a shelf for months, if not years.

Tipping it over, it would not pour, so I added water to it and made a paste. I cooked with it, but later that night I had terrible pains in my stomach. Due to the Coconut milk? No doubt.

Yet now I have made cuisine with it for a second time..the pains are re-occuring and I wonder why the coconut milk was not abandoned for greater things...

post by woodsicus

at Jul 28,2004 1:21pm

Being a chef and all, I can tell you that depending on the type of coconut milk, you may be ok, was it coco lopez? That shit is always a brick

post by powerkok

at Jul 28,2004 1:25pm

coconuts are a natural laxative....the pain is colonic plaque shifting in your bowels. good morning.

post by the_taste_of_cigarettes

at Jul 28,2004 1:36pm

man I spend 92% of my day on the bowl.

what the hell...

the company had a jungle picture, and it was like Natural Forest or something like that. It said Organic on it.

post by powerkok

at Jul 28,2004 1:40pm

my advice....get a colonic. Im thinking about investing in one myself...Ive got years of snickers and caramel in my intestines.

post by the_taste_of_cigarettes

at Jul 28,2004 1:43pm

I saw some thing on Jackass where Johnny Knoxville went in for some ass cleaning where they flush you out with water.

He had like a fucking TON of impacted fecal matter.

I might do that some day, I'm almost positive I have a backlog...I always feel full and like I have to poo.

post by powerkok

at Jul 28,2004 1:49pm

hahahahahhaa i hear u lose 8 lbs the first time and up to 15 lbs with a colonic regimen!!

post by succubus

at Jul 28,2004 1:50pm

all the skinny models are doing it!

post by powerkok

at Jul 28,2004 1:52pm

i think thats just cuz they like it tho!

post by succubus

at Jul 28,2004 1:54pm

i wanna try it but i scaredededed!

post by dirteecrayon

at Jul 28,2004 1:56pm

dave navaro does it but then again i think he enjoys having a foreign object up his bum.

post by powerkok

at Jul 28,2004 1:58pm

lol...ya i dont think it would 'hurt' persey...but the whole idea of having someone I dont know, flush caramel outta my ass, makes me think 2wice about it.

I wouldnt wish that on anyone. even u joe...actually, joe, can u give me a colonic sometime?

post by powerkok

at Jul 28,2004 1:58pm

dirteecrayon said:

dave navaro does it but then again i think he enjoys having a foreign object up his bum.

LOL

post by the_reverend

at Jul 28,2004 2:07pm

succubus, by now, you should be all set with things in your ass.

post by powerkok

at Jul 28,2004 2:10pm

LOLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

Rev went there...LOL

post by succubus

at Jul 28,2004 2:20pm

the_reverend said:

succubus, by now, you should be all set with things in your ass.

i certainly am

however...you always want to poke your things in all my holes

post by powerkok

at Jul 28,2004 2:25pm

of course....this is a typical male trait.

post by the_taste_of_cigarettes

at Jul 28,2004 10:04pm

man I'm more and more getting the impression you two butt-bang.

but what do I know.

post by succubus

at Jul 28,2004 10:38pm

you see...aaron thinks people will think that..but we're kidding around

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