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returntothepit >> discuss >> a very merry International Day Of Slayer to you! by Ahnus bin Jhenkemh on Jun 6,2014 12:35am
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toggletoggle post by Ahnus bin Jhenkemh at Jun 6,2014 12:35am
June 6, 2014 is the 9th International Day of Slayer!

How to Celebrate

Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

Taking that participation to a problematic level

Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.







toggletoggle post by Cool at Jun 6,2014 12:52am
nice job, faggots.



toggletoggle post by spence at Jun 6,2014 1:24am
If I never hear a Slayer solo again in my life, it'll have not been anywhere nearly soon enough.



toggletoggle post by Fix'd at Jun 6,2014 3:49am
spence said[orig][quote]
Not liking a band that a lot of people like makes me a unique little snowflake.



toggletoggle post by spence at Jun 6,2014 4:44am
I like plenty of popular bands, and I enjoy Slayer in small amounts.

There's a reason I singled out the word "solo."



toggletoggle post by BIG BLACK COCK at Jun 6,2014 9:11am
BLACK POWER!



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF SOAP OPERA ELEMENTS at Jun 6,2014 9:38am
Will big black cock end up spelling the end for Spence & Ryan? Will Slayer re-record their entire discography with a bunch of fruity Dream Theater arpeggios? Tune in next week!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 6,2014 10:54pm
It's D Day you dipshits.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 7,2014 8:25pm
on the day that this article speaks of, june 6th 2006, I rode around on the mbta blasting deicide.



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