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returntothepit >> discuss >> RTTP FORUM AWARDS 2013 — WINNERS ANNOUNCED by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF AWARDS on Dec 13,2013 9:54am
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toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF AWARDS at Dec 13,2013 9:54am
Best New Local Band: Frost Rot

Worst New Local Band: Forest of Remorse

Worst Person in New England: Tommy Ryan aka Corpse Paint Kid

Biggest turnaround from mocked person to cool person: Hookedonmetal aka Carmine aka Thundersteel aka God

Best Person in New England: Aaron Pepelis

Person with worst fall from grace: Andrew Bastard

Best Print Zine in New England: The Black Tome

Best Sex Scene: Ryan and Spence : Anal Dents

Biggest Drama Queen: AudHell

Person that trolls the rttp forum the most: RobinG

Person that is most paranoid of being trolled: RobinG

Best new local band that can't handle criticism or jokes: Vacant Eyes

Worst new local band that we sent handle critism or jokes: Barren Oats

Smartest man on rttp: xmikex

Dumbest man on rttp: Hoser

Band that nobody really cares about but acts like they do: Dysentery

Band that people care about but act like they don't: Trash Mop

Best Anonymous Troll: shutup_fagget

Worst Anonymous Troll: snortcraver

TO BE CONTINUED



toggletoggle post by shutup fagget at Dec 13,2013 10:04am
shutup fagget



toggletoggle post by Notshaver in hiding at Dec 13,2013 10:52am
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20AWARDS said[orig][quote]

Person with worst fall from grace: Andrew Bastard


I WAS ROBBED!!



toggletoggle post by Disturbing Dicks at Dec 13,2013 10:59am
List is mostly fag.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 13,2013 11:37am
List seems pretty on point. Codex Obscurum support!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 13,2013 12:22pm
"sent handle"

people are going to think I wrote that.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 13,2013 12:22pm
worst comeback to the board would be Aril since he "came back" and then left all in the same day.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 13,2013 12:23pm
Hello.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 13,2013 12:28pm
It's a pleasure to just be nominated.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 13,2013 12:31pm
If anyone ever spots a copy of the Black Tome in real life pick me up one.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 13,2013 12:38pm
How about a digital copy?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 13,2013 12:39pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
How about a digital copy?
Is that how it's available? I've never seen one.



toggletoggle post by tim "axl-ego" riles at Dec 13,2013 12:42pm
Im purchasing some copies today if anyone wants one.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 13,2013 12:44pm
Me neither, this is all I could find: http://goo.gl/TQokpW



toggletoggle post by Billy Crystal at Dec 13,2013 12:46pm
Worst troll of all time: King Thunderstool aka Scott Wily



toggletoggle post by tim "axl-ego" riles at Dec 13,2013 12:51pm
They can be shipped if you purchase via PayPal FYI.



toggletoggle post by Dave Emerson at Dec 13,2013 1:40pm
Copies of The Black Tome are available through The Black Tome facebook page, or in person at any show I happen to be at. I always have copies with me.

Honestly, I kind of dropped the ball on promoting issue 1, since school ended up being much busier this semester than I had anticipated. Hopefully, all that will be remedied with issue 2, due in late Jan / early Feb.



toggletoggle post by Dave Emerson at Dec 13,2013 1:42pm
Also, yes, unless you purchase an issue in person, you'll have to go through Paypal. $3 in person, $4 with shipping.



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at Dec 13,2013 1:45pm edited Dec 13,2013 1:48pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
It's a pleasure to just be nominated.

This.

Also, does anyone think Corpse Paint Kid will get started on this list? I honestly don't, but for entertainment purposes, it would rule.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 13,2013 1:46pm
How many MT is my award worth?



toggletoggle post by DYA DEPARTMENT OF RTTPVMAS at Dec 13,2013 1:54pm
Forgot best failed suicide attempt: Raynard
Runner up: Raynard's wife (fortunately taking BBC to the head, face and neck is not fatal).



toggletoggle post by Vogel Richt-ta-Life at Dec 13,2013 2:57pm
Looking for Bulgarian or Serbian girlfriend who wants a sensitive guy that is also a virgin



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 13,2013 3:16pm edited Dec 13,2013 3:16pm
Best use of caps lock cruise control: DYA
Worst use of caps lock cruise control: King Thunderstool



toggletoggle post by Disturbing Dicks at Dec 13,2013 4:07pm
DYA%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20RTTPVMAS said[orig][quote]
Forgot best failed suicide attempt: Raynard
Runner up: Raynard's wife (fortunately taking BBC to the head, face and neck is not fatal).


This is better.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Dec 13,2013 4:14pm
Wait til Spence is healed and ready to shoot the sequel, guys. I'm hard just thinking about it.



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at Dec 13,2013 6:41pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Wait til Spence is healed

Do I wanna know?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 13,2013 6:50pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
How many MT is my award worth?


It's worth a lifetime membership to the MT guest list club.



toggletoggle post by RTTP Recount at Dec 13,2013 6:56pm
Return to the Pit wins: Best metal blog for anonymous trolls



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 13,2013 7:11pm
I thought we were past calling Funderground Enforcer Tommy M. Ryan "Corpsepaint Kid" and were exclusively calling him Funderground Enforcer Tommy M. Ryan? I could be wrong. Being every single troll is mentally exhausting.



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at Dec 13,2013 8:20pm
I'm not sure, but either name works just as well.



toggletoggle post by Spence at Dec 13,2013 9:17pm
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20AWARDS said[orig][quote]
Best New Local Band: Frost Rot
Best Sex Scene: Ryan and Spence : Anal Dents










toggletoggle post by Spence at Dec 13,2013 9:17pm

goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Wait til Spence is healed and ready to shoot the sequel, guys. I'm hard just thinking about it.





toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF CULINARY ARTS at Dec 13,2013 9:39pm
Best Foodstuff to eat while anon trolling Mike: Eric Struth's delicious stuffed peppers



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 13,2013 9:55pm edited Dec 13,2013 9:57pm
Spence said[orig][quote]
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20AWARDS said[orig][quote]
Best Sex Scene: Ryan and Spence : Anal Dents









Spence I'm gonna let you finish, and I am happy for you n all, but Conservationist had one of the best anal sex scenes of all time, I'm just saying.




toggletoggle post by Not_A_Nugget at Dec 14,2013 3:13am



toggletoggle post by Hell on Wails at Dec 14,2013 2:15pm
Best 7" split: Basement Satan/Jeep Borrower



toggletoggle post by American Indian Movement at Dec 14,2013 2:24pm
Elizabeth Warren phony Indian Award: Squaw Victoria Necromorphic Chalupa Vladislav Gallows Houlihan



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 14,2013 5:03pm
American%20Indian%20Movement said[orig][quote]
Elizabeth Warren phony Indian Award: Squaw Victoria Necromorphic Chalupa Vladislav Gallows Houlihan
+2



toggletoggle post by Dysentery at Dec 15,2013 6:33am
SLAM!!!



toggletoggle post by Evan Baxter at Dec 17,2013 3:58pm
I greeted the prime rib roast minister and I do da cha cha like a sissy girl!



toggletoggle post by Dan Hammer at Mar 23,2014 1:25pm
Best local band - Sonic Pulse



toggletoggle post by Divaldo-Gustavo   at Mar 23,2014 3:37pm
This am not are playin



toggletoggle post by It's not Delivery, it's Divaldo at Mar 23,2014 4:16pm



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