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New site? Maybe some day.
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Best New Local Band: Frost Rot
Worst New Local Band: Forest of Remorse
Worst Person in New England: Tommy Ryan aka Corpse Paint Kid
Biggest turnaround from mocked person to cool person: Hookedonmetal aka Carmine aka Thundersteel aka God
Best Person in New England: Aaron Pepelis
Person with worst fall from grace: Andrew Bastard
Best Print Zine in New England: The Black Tome
Best Sex Scene: Ryan and Spence : Anal Dents
Biggest Drama Queen: AudHell
Person that trolls the rttp forum the most: RobinG
Person that is most paranoid of being trolled: RobinG
Best new local band that can't handle criticism or jokes: Vacant Eyes
Worst new local band that we sent handle critism or jokes: Barren Oats
Smartest man on rttp: xmikex
Dumbest man on rttp: Hoser
Band that nobody really cares about but acts like they do: Dysentery
Band that people care about but act like they don't: Trash Mop
Best Anonymous Troll: shutup_fagget
Worst Anonymous Troll: snortcraver
TO BE CONTINUED
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Person with worst fall from grace: Andrew Bastard |
I WAS ROBBED!! |
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List seems pretty on point. Codex Obscurum support! |
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"sent handle"
people are going to think I wrote that. |
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worst comeback to the board would be Aril since he "came back" and then left all in the same day. |
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It's a pleasure to just be nominated. |
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If anyone ever spots a copy of the Black Tome in real life pick me up one. |
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How about a digital copy? |
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How about a digital copy? |
Is that how it's available? I've never seen one. |
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Im purchasing some copies today if anyone wants one. |
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Worst troll of all time: King Thunderstool aka Scott Wily |
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They can be shipped if you purchase via PayPal FYI. |
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Copies of The Black Tome are available through The Black Tome facebook page, or in person at any show I happen to be at. I always have copies with me.
Honestly, I kind of dropped the ball on promoting issue 1, since school ended up being much busier this semester than I had anticipated. Hopefully, all that will be remedied with issue 2, due in late Jan / early Feb. |
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Also, yes, unless you purchase an issue in person, you'll have to go through Paypal. $3 in person, $4 with shipping. |
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It's a pleasure to just be nominated. |
This.
Also, does anyone think Corpse Paint Kid will get started on this list? I honestly don't, but for entertainment purposes, it would rule. |
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How many MT is my award worth? |
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Forgot best failed suicide attempt: Raynard
Runner up: Raynard's wife (fortunately taking BBC to the head, face and neck is not fatal). |
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Looking for Bulgarian or Serbian girlfriend who wants a sensitive guy that is also a virgin |
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Best use of caps lock cruise control: DYA
Worst use of caps lock cruise control: King Thunderstool |
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Forgot best failed suicide attempt: Raynard
Runner up: Raynard's wife (fortunately taking BBC to the head, face and neck is not fatal). |
This is better. |
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Wait til Spence is healed and ready to shoot the sequel, guys. I'm hard just thinking about it. |
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Wait til Spence is healed |
Do I wanna know? |
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How many MT is my award worth? |
It's worth a lifetime membership to the MT guest list club.
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Return to the Pit wins: Best metal blog for anonymous trolls |
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I thought we were past calling Funderground Enforcer Tommy M. Ryan "Corpsepaint Kid" and were exclusively calling him Funderground Enforcer Tommy M. Ryan? I could be wrong. Being every single troll is mentally exhausting. |
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I'm not sure, but either name works just as well. |
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Best New Local Band: Frost Rot
Best Sex Scene: Ryan and Spence : Anal Dents
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Wait til Spence is healed and ready to shoot the sequel, guys. I'm hard just thinking about it. |
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Best Foodstuff to eat while anon trolling Mike: Eric Struth's delicious stuffed peppers |
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Best 7" split: Basement Satan/Jeep Borrower |
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Elizabeth Warren phony Indian Award: Squaw Victoria Necromorphic Chalupa Vladislav Gallows Houlihan |
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Elizabeth Warren phony Indian Award: Squaw Victoria Necromorphic Chalupa Vladislav Gallows Houlihan |
+2 |
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I greeted the prime rib roast minister and I do da cha cha like a sissy girl! |
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Best local band - Sonic Pulse |
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