Now that I'm single, showered & free of the clutches of that Liza Manelli orangutan looking ham tit I have new atitude. Ran into my old roomate by chance yesterday & offered to give him a shampoo to make amends. After the rinse & condition we went for a celebratory 'Gannsett. At our booth, Michael whipped out the biggest bag of coke I've ever seen & offered me what looked like a golfball made in Colombia. I started crying, becauseI've heard what's been going on with him & pictured dead kids & legless runners wondering why they too couldn't have some coke. Then I thought about all those nights spent a prisoner in my room in JP held down by the slovenly sheath of fat, hairy meat ........ I took that yayo in faster than a vegan casserole made by Camille Paglia. This is a new era for me & I welcome all the new fun that awaits.
post by OH SHIT SON at Nov 19,2013 3:30pm
post by COT DAMN NIGGA! at Nov 19,2013 3:41pm
post by some gay guy at Nov 19,2013 6:02pm
I like it when you do more drugs.
post by besslikesdarkmeat at Nov 19,2013 6:55pm
post by DAAAAAMMMMMNNNN at Nov 19,2013 8:46pm
post by WayGay For Thrash at Nov 19,2013 8:49pm
sounds like a fun time.
post by I like hotdogs at Nov 19,2013 8:54pm
post by IT'S A TROLL PARTY Y'ALL at Nov 19,2013 9:07pm