exhibit 1


bennyhillifier

Is that a chick "playing" the bass, or is it a boy that hasn't hit puberty yet?

The "come pay to play for nowadays Sepultura" post this morning was pretty lulzy, but the M.A. Metalheads ("we hate free speech") group is 10x funnier.

either way - he/she has a nice ass.

the best part is the fat kid at 2:30 thinking hes being funny

make a gif of that...

and that is a chick playing bass. it's the bass. they always give the bass to a girl.

exhibit 2:

Hey guys! My band, Infinite Spectrum, is currently looking for a new keyboard player. We are a progressive rock/metal band based in NYC with influences such as Dream Theater, Symphony X and others. We are open to many other styles in our writing and are all serious musicians with a strong work ethic; we expect the same from every member.

We just released our debut concept album, "Misguided" with Grammy Award winning engineer Chris Theis. We have several tracks online that can be heard by clicking the link below:
https://www.facebook.com/InfiniteSpectrum/app_204974879526524

Our ideal keyboardist would be technically proficient, and understand how to use synths. That said, we're looking for a permanent band member that can contribute to the writing process as well. All of our music is transcribed in notation and can also be isolated to be learned by ear.

Yeah but that's not hilarious. I support the concept of the thread but let's at least get our definitions down.

yeah but youre fat

Yeah well you're an unconstitutional fagget

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That Edge of Darkness video is so much worse than I thought it was going to be, holy shit. Also, corpse paint kid is an admin of the MA metal heads group, stay tuned for seminars on how to properly fold your cape neatly into your jenko jean shorts in time to enforce the pit.

"This may have already been posted and discussed upon but... What is the best show you've ever been to? Not just because it may be your favorite band, but for the band's stage presence/energy/connection with the crowd/the memories connected with seeing the show/etc.

Me personally, it would have to be a tie when I saw Incubus back in 2011...."

oof. what is the band it is tied with?

Someone is super excited to see Attila and iwrestledabearonceortwice