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returntothepit >> discuss >> Barren Oak frontman arrested by police for cheese driving by Cheese Police on May 13,2013 8:40am
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toggletoggle post by Cheese Police at May 13,2013 8:40am
A front man for a local metal band called Barren Oak was arrested over the weekend for cheese driving and assault with a deadly bass. He was cited for having too many strings on his bass, and a large amount of cheese dripping out of his pores. Trying to make amends, he handed the officer the debut album of Barren Oak, only to realize that it would only make his argument worse. Basically the point of the story is Barren Oak is cheese, and he should have been arrested for drunk driving.



toggletoggle post by Dr. Gonzo at May 13,2013 8:50am
As your lawyer I am going to have to advise you to take this special cracker for your cheese.



toggletoggle post by Deputy Cheesedick at May 13,2013 8:58am
Sir, why are you wearing sunglasses while driving at night?



toggletoggle post by Burt Reynolds about it at May 13,2013 9:10am
Cheesejacking this thread. Hee Hee



toggletoggle post by GuiltyCheese at May 13,2013 9:42am



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 13,2013 10:00am
thread should have been marked as food



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toggletoggle post by Pizza the Hut at May 13,2013 10:04am
You see Nobody and I mean NOBODY gets melted in this town without my say so.



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich  at May 14,2013 5:11pm



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