A front man for a local metal band called Barren Oak was arrested over the weekend for cheese driving and assault with a deadly bass. He was cited for having too many strings on his bass, and a large amount of cheese dripping out of his pores. Trying to make amends, he handed the officer the debut album of Barren Oak, only to realize that it would only make his argument worse. Basically the point of the story is Barren Oak is cheese, and he should have been arrested for drunk driving.
post by Dr. Gonzo at May 13,2013 8:50am
As your lawyer I am going to have to advise you to take this special cracker for your cheese.
post by Deputy Cheesedick at May 13,2013 8:58am
Sir, why are you wearing sunglasses while driving at night?
post by Burt Reynolds about it at May 13,2013 9:10am