You decide.

zircon by far

It SHOULD be Seax, but it seems most people here are stupid enough to think Sonic Pulse is worse.

Does Katahdin count?

ANCIENT ALIEN BLACK METAL FROM DA GHETTO DUB STEP HEROIN DANCE PARTY MENTAL HOSPITAL ORGY ADDERALL BLACK MAGIC OCCULT TOILET METAL

Does katahdin count?

You should add Gas Attack for good measure just so you can cover every bad band Dan Hammer's been in.

bennyhillifier

why isnt EASTCIDE or TOMMY DICE AND THE HARDCORES on this? technically those are real bands and not just rttp memes, i'd say the same for GRAVESIDESERVICE, but theyre from RI and im still not fully convinced its not an elaborate troll.

You people on RTTP disappoint me. Sonic Pulse worse than Seax? FAIL!!!

Nice to see Dan Hammer voted for himself 13 times. Fuckin idiot. Lamest band ever.

bennyhillifier

i love attention

Stop it now, or I will send more naked pics

*chins*

word out on the street is that 'Dan Hammer' is too yella to attend a show that any kid from Crypter is at

Lucretia's Daggers. yesh.

MORTIFICATION

I am Thunderpoop!

I think this soaring eagle can land in Worcester for a night to dance with the turkeys.

Will the real Dan Hammer please stand up?

I've been erect for hours.

I am a better troll than you!

I HAVE DIARRHEA!!! THE TOILET IS ON FIRE!!!

I like dubstep, too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dubstep sucks. The only techno I listen to is happy hardcore.

Dubstep is the leading cause of migraines in people with IQs over 50.

I can confirm this. He still talks plenty of shit about them and goes on about how they're pussies who talk big but don't do shit, but the fact of the matter is that the dude is scared of his own fuckin' shadow and is FAR too chickenshit to actually take it to them again. Actually, that's Dan period: talks tons of shit and fronts like you would not believe, but runs like a little bitch the minute he thinks that someone is going to beat his ass.