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returntothepit >> discuss >> MY AWARD FOR SHITIEST NEW LOCAL BAND by KEVORD on Feb 6,2013 11:58am

post by KEVORD

at Feb 6,2013 11:58am

Forest of Remorse. Awful

bennyhillifier

post by the_reverend

at Feb 6,2013 11:59am

awe. Biggie L Fudge is sad.

post by KEVORD

at Feb 6,2013 12:00pm

It's so terrible.

post by KEVORD

at Feb 6,2013 12:12pm

I'm sure you'll be playing the shit out of this on your radio show Rev.

post by Onyx McCheese at Feb 6,2013 12:27pm

LOL That's the fat kid who's always at the Palladium on vocals.

post by Onyx McCheese at Feb 6,2013 12:27pm

Tripp Pants

post by Funderground Crew at Feb 6,2013 12:29pm

Consider this your one warning, Kevord. I've got a big wooden oatmeal spoon with your name on it, motherfucker.

post by KEVORD

at Feb 6,2013 12:30pm

LOL I'm THE GOOSE!

post by Funderground Crew at Feb 6,2013 12:32pm

Duck, Duck, Bitch!

post by KEVORD

at Feb 6,2013 12:34pm

It's just like my opinion man. Everything about this is terrible. Drums, guitar, and vocals. All bad.

post by joebo at Feb 6,2013 12:46pm

rj's a good kid but yeah, this is fucking terrible

post by Randy_Marsh at Feb 6,2013 12:49pm

totally necro!

post by Not the mama at Feb 6,2013 12:53pm

I used to work in the forest of remorse with my Tripp pants!

post by nekronaut

at Feb 6,2013 1:00pm

What did I just watch?

Star arms must die.

post by RichHorror

at Feb 6,2013 1:10pm

I'm more interested in his rap group with Mark Richards, pictured above.

post by HookedonFeces at Feb 6,2013 1:11pm

Seax is way worse than this!

post by DYA is BUTTHURT DETECTOR at Feb 6,2013 1:12pm

The Acacia Train feat. Mark Richards

post by KEVORD

at Feb 6,2013 1:28pm

HookedonFeces said	[orig][quote]
Seax is way worse than this!

I actually disagree. But it probably offends me more because it's “Death Metal”,

post by Begat the Nephilim at Feb 6,2013 1:53pm

Hey we heard you were giving out awards for shitty bands. Can Begat the Nephilim get on this?

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Feb 6,2013 1:57pm

RichHorror said	[orig][quote]
I'm more interested in his rap group with Mark Richards, pictured above.

Say what?

post by dreadkill

at Feb 6,2013 2:06pm

Mark's rap alter ego was also featured in some recent tentacles artwork.

post by Randy_Marsh at Feb 6,2013 2:08pm

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
Mark's rap alter ego was also featured in some recent tentacles artwork.

hahaha its chris R and Denny!

post by KEVORD

at Feb 6,2013 2:21pm

Mark is everywhere!!!

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Feb 6,2013 2:36pm

I DON'T WANNA BE EVERYWHERE

post by KEVORD

at Feb 6,2013 2:46pm

http://www.myspace.com/forestofremorse
http://www.facebook.com/forestofremorseband

http://forestofremorse.bandcamp.com/album/lashed-to-the-alter-of-fornication

For anyone who wants to become a fan like wren.

post by Thunderstool at Feb 6,2013 2:51pm

I can't decide who is a lamer front man. The fat guy in this gay ass band. Or the spandex wearing flamer from Seax.

post by boblovesmusic

at Feb 6,2013 2:58pm

They played Bobfest 3 and I thought they had potential. Haven't heard their new stuff though.

I will say that RJ is a good dude

post by Thunderstool at Feb 6,2013 3:24pm

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
Mark's rap alter ego was also featured in some recent tentacles artwork.

hahaha its chris R and Denny!

is that a space craft?

post by BSV at Feb 6,2013 4:10pm

KEVORD IS AN ELITE ELITIST OF THE ELITEST ORDER. SUPPORT.

post by KEVORD

at Feb 6,2013 4:15pm

I'm not in a band so my oppinion of music doesn't count anyway.

post by ShadowSD

at Feb 6,2013 4:15pm

LOL at dumb young fat guys with no musical talent who think they can randomly go on stage with a death metal band. "I've got all these lyrics, you guys play and I'll sing (all I have to do is sound angry right? WHAT COULD GO WRONG?)

I swear these fuckers grow on trees. Keep them away from microphones, and in the case of this one, hope he accidentally hangs himself with his wallet chain.

post by TRIPP PANTS at Feb 6,2013 4:25pm

WE HAS THEM

post by Burnsy at Feb 6,2013 4:32pm

I can't think of anything redeeming with their tunes. I even gave them the benefit of the doubt with the video quality and checked out the first song on the band camp. Oof. Beep beep, Richie.

post by dreadkill

at Feb 6,2013 4:35pm

Burnsy said	[orig][quote]
Beep beep, Richie.

are you calling them clowns?

post by ARRR JAY at Feb 6,2013 9:54pm

I was gonna come on here and tear Kevord a new asshole and threaten to kick his faggot RPGing ass up and down the tripp pants isle at hot topic. But FORGET IT. Its pointless. You guys are a bunch of elitist dickheads and have no appreciation for real talent. You ruined RTTP for everyone. Congrats on making a 300 lb man cry asshole. WHAT A FUN LIFE you must have.

post by late_rising at Feb 7,2013 12:58am edited Feb 7,2013 12:58am

KEVORD said	[orig][quote]
http://forestofremorse.bandcamp.com/album/lashed-to-the-alter-of-fornication

lmao oh PLEASE tell me the misspelling of "Altar" is not on purpose/"ironic" ... I want them to be that dumb.

post by Hoser at Feb 7,2013 4:57am

Wow....ya, it sucks. No doubt about it at all.

post by Yeti at Feb 7,2013 8:01am

Burnsy said	[orig][quote]
Beep beep, Richie.

you are now crowned Emperor of RTTP.

post by Mark_R at Feb 7,2013 8:59am

late_rising said

[orig][quote]

KEVORD said	[orig][quote]
http://forestofremorse.bandcamp.com/album/lashed-to-the-alter-of-fornication

lmao oh PLEASE tell me the misspelling of "Altar" is not on purpose/"ironic" ... I want them to be that dumb.

the use of the word 'lashed' seems wrong here as well.

post by put your shirts on, faguettes at Feb 7,2013 9:39am

Yeti said

[orig][quote]

Burnsy said	[orig][quote]
Beep beep, Richie.

you are now crowned Emperor of RTTP.

Dawwwww, you don't mean that. You just want to steal my hoodie which would never fit you anyway. ;-)

post by Burnsy at Feb 7,2013 9:40am

Shitty troll identified.

post by Hoser at Feb 7,2013 9:44am

Holy fuck this is bad.....one idiot noodling on the guitar, a fat guy screaming....I can't take it.

There is that one dude that really likes them a LOT...he's just dancing around in front of the camera.

post by arilliusbm

at Feb 7,2013 9:54am

This band has over 450 likes on facebook.

More evidence that "likes" ≠ good

post by DORKev at Feb 7,2013 9:56am

Band blows. KEVORD still a faggot.

post by KEVORD

at Feb 7,2013 10:31am

Old News

post by largefreakatzero at Feb 7,2013 10:35am

I think it's amazing that they were able to find that many tone-deaf kids.

post by Yeti at Feb 7,2013 10:37am

put%20your%20shirts%20on,%20faguettes said

[orig][quote]

Yeti said

[orig][quote]

Burnsy said	[orig][quote]
Beep beep, Richie.

you are now crowned Emperor of RTTP.

Dawwwww, you don't mean that. You just want to steal my hoodie which would never fit you anyway. ;-)

i don't get it.

post by Yeti at Feb 7,2013 10:39am

KEVORD said	[orig][quote]
Forest of Remorse. Awful bennyhillifier

i don't get it.

post by Burnsy at Feb 7,2013 10:49am edited Feb 7,2013 10:52am

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
you are now crowned Emperor of RTTP.

Burnsy said	[orig][quote]
Dawwwww, you don't mean that. You just want to steal my hoodie which would never fit you anyway. ;-)

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
i don't get it.

I outed my troll cuz I'm an asshole but I was talking about the wrath of the tyrants hoodie I have that you told me you're going to steal.

post by Yeti at Feb 7,2013 1:09pm

oh yeah hahaha i forgot about that.

post by AndrewBastard NLI at Feb 7,2013 2:18pm

The more I read the thread title the more I realize it doesn't make any sense..."my award for shittiest local band"?....YOUR award? What's the award? Does the band win anything?

post by the truth at Feb 7,2013 2:21pm

the award is that the shitty band gets more attention than good bands who actually deserve the attention, because all anyone does anymore is bitch about shitty music and ignore good music

post by KEVORD

at Feb 7,2013 2:26pm

AndrewBastard%20NLI said	[orig][quote]
The more I read the thread title the more I realize it doesn't make any sense..."my award for shittiest local band"?....YOUR award? What's the award? Does the band win anything?

I mailed them a turd in a box. They can thank the academy.

post by Forest of remorse fan at Feb 7,2013 4:28pm

I bet the members of forest of remorse get laid a hell of a lot more than KEVORD

post by shutup fagget at Feb 7,2013 4:28pm

Forest%20of%20remorse%20fan said	[orig][quote]
I bet the members of forest of remorse get laid a hell of a lot more than KEVORD

shutup fagget

post by Goatrider

at Feb 7,2013 4:29pm

.... Wow.

Okay, that does it. I'm joining a gym. This blubber could be a ticking karate mosh pit just waiting to happen.

post by A+ RESPONSE ALERT, THREAD WON at Feb 7,2013 4:30pm

Forest%20of%20remorse%20fan said	[orig][quote]
I bet the members of forest of remorse get laid a hell of a lot more than KEVORD

*HONK HONK HONK* ALERT, A+ RESPONSE, NO COMEBACK POSSIBLE, THREAD WON, SHUT IT DOWN *HONK HONK HONK*

post by metal veterans dumpster fire at Feb 7,2013 4:32pm

i think awards should go to metal veterans

post by shutup fagget at Feb 7,2013 4:34pm

A%20%20RESPONSE%20ALERT,%20THREAD%20WON said

[orig][quote]

Forest%20of%20remorse%20fan said	[orig][quote]
I bet the members of forest of remorse get laid a hell of a lot more than KEVORD

*HONK HONK HONK* ALERT, A+ RESPONSE, NO COMEBACK POSSIBLE, THREAD WON, SHUT IT DOWN *HONK HONK HONK*

Yeah word on the street is, their frontman had an epic fling with Thundersteel's sloppy seconds.

post by KEVORD

at Feb 7,2013 4:57pm

Forest%20of%20remorse%20fan said	[orig][quote]
I bet the members of forest of remorse get laid a hell of a lot more than KEVORD

I'm married. So I would assume.

post by Spence at Feb 7,2013 5:51pm

HAHAHA this is officially my favorite thread ever.

I always feel sorry for Tyler, the drummer and founder/only consistent member. He is a legitimate dude, he is actually an INSANE drummer and he likes plenty of legitimate music in general and not just metal. Sadly, he also for whatever reason is probably the worst songwriter ever.

post by Lydia RJayers at Feb 7,2013 9:27pm

None of you were talking shit when you wanted to borrow my oatmeal spoon.

post by shutup fagget at Feb 7,2013 10:23pm

the%20truth said	[orig][quote]
the award is that the shitty band gets more attention than good bands who actually deserve the attention, because all anyone does anymore is bitch about shitty music and ignore good music

shutup fagget

post by shutup fagget at Feb 7,2013 10:29pm

shutup%20fagget said

[orig][quote]

the%20truth said	[orig][quote]
the award is that the shitty band gets more attention than good bands who actually deserve the attention, because all anyone does anymore is bitch about shitty music and ignore good music

shutup fagget

post by OFFICIAL SHUTUP FAGGET at Feb 8,2013 12:48am

the%20truth said	[orig][quote]
the award is that the shitty band gets more attention than good bands who actually deserve the attention, because all anyone does anymore is bitch about shitty music and ignore good music

shutup fagget

post by SUPREME RULER OF SHUTUP FAGGET at Feb 8,2013 10:02am

OFFICIAL%20SHUTUP%20FAGGET said

the%20truth said	[orig][quote]
the award is that the shitty band gets more attention than good bands who actually deserve the attention, because all anyone does anymore is bitch about shitty music and ignore good music

shutup fagget

post by SHUTUP FAGGET'S EVIL TWIN at Feb 8,2013 10:49am

SUPREME%20RULER%20OF%20SHUTUP%20FAGGET said

[orig][quote]

OFFICIAL%20SHUTUP%20FAGGET said

the%20truth said	[orig][quote]
the award is that the shitty band gets more attention than good bands who actually deserve the attention, because all anyone does anymore is bitch about shitty music and ignore good music

shutup fagget

SHUTUP FAGGET

post by THE GOD OF SHUTUP FAGGET at Feb 8,2013 11:26am

SHUTUP%20FAGGETâ€˜S%20EVIL%20TWIN said

[orig][quote]

SUPREME%20RULER%20OF%20SHUTUP%20FAGGET said

[orig][quote]

OFFICIAL%20SHUTUP%20FAGGET said

the%20truth said	[orig][quote]
the award is that the shitty band gets more attention than good bands who actually deserve the attention, because all anyone does anymore is bitch about shitty music and ignore good music

shutup fagget

SHUTUP FAGGET

ALL OF YOU IDIOTS NEED TO SHUTUP!

post by ANTICHRIST SHUTUP FAGGET at Feb 8,2013 1:25pm

THE%20GOD%20OF%20SHUTUP%20FAGGET said

[orig][quote]

SHUTUP%20FAGGETâ€˜S%20EVIL%20TWIN said

[orig][quote]

SUPREME%20RULER%20OF%20SHUTUP%20FAGGET said

[orig][quote]

OFFICIAL%20SHUTUP%20FAGGET said

the%20truth said	[orig][quote]
the award is that the shitty band gets more attention than good bands who actually deserve the attention, because all anyone does anymore is bitch about shitty music and ignore good music

shutup fagget

shutup fagget you were murdered by your own people

SHUTUP FAGGET

ALL OF YOU IDIOTS NEED TO SHUTUP!

post by ANTICHRIST SHUTUP FAGGET at Feb 8,2013 1:29pm

well that went horribly wrong

post by unchain_the_wolves at Feb 8,2013 2:25pm

I guess people are still into deathcore.

post by in reality at Feb 8,2013 4:39pm

the worst band is absolutely Sonic Pulse

post by Thunderstool at Feb 8,2013 4:42pm

in%20reality said	[orig][quote]
the worst band is absolutely Sonic Pulse

Are you on crack? EVERYBODY knows it's Seax.

post by Gay at Feb 15,2013 3:45pm

Sonic Pulse is gayer than Dan's speedo.

post by this site is fucking gay at Feb 15,2013 4:31pm

KEVORD said	[orig][quote]
Forest of Remorse. Awful bennyhillifier

I am not in this gay band butt unless u r a musician or in a band ur opinion dont mean shit bro amiright? just sayin'

post by DYA is TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN at Feb 15,2013 4:41pm

false

post by KEVORD

at Feb 15,2013 4:47pm

this%20site%20is%20fucking%20gay said	[orig][quote]
gay band butt? just sayin'

post by this site is fucking gay at Feb 15,2013 4:57pm

U MAD BRO?!

post by this site is fucking gay at Feb 15,2013 5:01pm

It wasn't gay when I tooled your mom 2 "Illud Divinum Insanus" on repete last nite. It only took 30 sec butt I still made her hear DAT shit all nite. U wanna fight bro? I'll be @ da c.o.f. sho

post by largefreakatzero at Feb 15,2013 5:02pm

Being in a band only ruins your enjoyment of music.

post by KEVORD

at Feb 15,2013 5:05pm

Someone said “U MAD BRO?” In the year 2013. LULZ

post by DYA is TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN at Feb 15,2013 5:06pm

this%20site%20is%20fucking%20gay said	[orig][quote]
It wasn't gay when I tooled your mom 2 "Illud Divinum Insanus" on repete last nite. It only took 30 sec butt I still made her hear DAT shit all nite. U wanna fight bro? I'll be @ da c.o.f. sho

I don't so much mind you banging my mom, but making her listen to nowadays MA is pretty fucked up.

post by shit bands at Feb 15,2013 8:46pm

I can't even tell what the band is going for with these songs...

More evidence that some people just shouldn't play music, bands like this is what ruins music these days.

See also: Begat the nephilim.

bennyhillifier

post by NEGROTIC OVERLORD at Feb 17,2013 10:20am

THE BEST SHIT BANDS ARE ALL *CORE

post by Thunderstool at Feb 17,2013 6:55pm

I am the greatest troll in the world!

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THESE ARE PLACES THAT NEED TOTAL VICTIMIZATION

LIKE SODOMY WITH DYNAMITE

post by MikeofDecrepitude at Feb 18,2013 1:55am

You just knew going into it that Forest of Remorse was going to be terrible, based on their name alone.

That video did not prove me wrong.

Also, any band that uses the word "begat" in their name should be killed.

Begat the Nephilim is the gayest fucking name I've ever heard.

post by JUDAIC OVERLORD at Feb 18,2013 7:29am

I BEGAT A LARGE TUBER OF FECES THIS MORNING

I AM SURE IT LIKES METALCORE AND INDIE-BLACK METAL

post by Thunderstool at Feb 18,2013 9:16am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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