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returntothepit >> discuss >> Official Royal Rumble 2013 Thread by Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch on Jan 27,2013 2:11pm
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toggletoggle post by Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch at Jan 27,2013 2:11pm
My picks.

Antonio Cesaro retains the US Championship after Miz blows a knee attempting a sloppy figure four.

Rhodes Scolars beat Hell No for the tag belts after Kane's pyro sets Daniel Bryan's beard on fire.

Kaitlyn beats Tamina in a terrible match while people are in the bathroom.

Alberto Del Rio beats Big Show after parking a Ferrari on him. Ziggler goes to cash in his contract but Vince McMahon drops an anvil on him before the bell rings, killing any and all momentum for his most talented guy in the process.

CM Punk beats The Rock after Brock Lesnar makes Rock's head explode with a terrible promo.

John Cena is the last man in the Rumble match, waiting for #30 to come out. The clock winds down, the buzzer hits, the lights go dark, and when they come back on Cena is on the floor while Papa Shango stands victorious in the ring.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 27,2013 2:20pm
Troll identified.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jan 27,2013 2:57pm
The Rock is #29 and Mr. Socko makes a surprise return as #30 with three enzuiguiries and a plancha, throwing the Rock out of the ring with a gorilla press slam to win the Rumble.

This only happens after the zombie of Jake the Snake Roberts makes a sudden entrance in the Royal Rumble to a huge pop that brings the house down.



toggletoggle post by Hey Stupid at Jan 27,2013 3:22pm
Jake Roberts is still alive and Mr. Socko was just on Raw Christmas eve.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jan 27,2013 7:41pm
Ha, I just assumed Roberts had to be dead by now because too many wrestlers from that era are, and he used more drugs than anyone else. For sure if someone had said twenty-five years ago this guy's gonna outlive Curt Hennig and Owen Hart, people would say that was insane. The reference I made about Jake's entrance was from RR'96.

Intertubez say Foley auctioned off Mr. Socko in 2011, so if you saw a sock on Raw recently, it was an imposter.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 8:01pm
Good thread. The funny thing is antonio cesaro did just win after the Miz blew out his knee. Good call Smarky Smark.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 8:32pm
Del Rio wins after Ricardo duct taped Big Show to the ring ropes. Again Smarky not too far off. Not a fan of a face kind of cheating to win. It was a surprisingly a great match. Del Rio has turned into both members of Strike force formed together like Voltron. I like it.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 8:51pm
Team Hell No retain. Didn't see that coming. Decent match.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 9:03pm
They are starting the Rumble now. Weird.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 9:06pm
Ziggler and Jericho are the first entrance.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 9:17pm
Goldust just entered the rumble. I marked out.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 9:32pm
The Godfather in the Rumble. Pimpin aint easy.



toggletoggle post by Funlife at Jan 27,2013 9:34pm
I have the entire catalog of Coliseum Video's WWF VHS releases. What a fun life.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 9:36pm
We need to hang out funlife.



toggletoggle post by Funlife at Jan 27,2013 9:42pm
We could watch my 8,000+ New Japan weeklynshow tapes and discuss Hashimoto vs. Chono or whether Kensuke Sasaki and Kobashi's 05 Dome Show match really deserved five stars. What a fun life.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 9:45pm
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 10:01pm
Ryback and Cena are the last two.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 10:02pm
Cena won. Fuck me.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 10:43pm
Cm Punk wins. Solid match. But Vinny Mack just came out.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 10:44pm
Match restarted.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 10:47pm
Match restarted. Rock won. Gay.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 27,2013 10:58pm
Such bullshit. Punk better win elimination chamber. 7\10 PPV.



toggletoggle post by Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch at Jan 28,2013 10:32am
PPV sucked. 4/10.



toggletoggle post by Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch at Jan 28,2013 10:32am
I did however mark out at Jericho being entrant #2.



toggletoggle post by Gangrel at Jan 28,2013 10:44am
Fucking missed the PPV, of course Cena is gonna win the rumble, sets the stage for Rock vs Cena at Wrestlemania for the belt. Punk can win it back at the Elimination Chamber, but I dont see that happening. Cena beats the Rock for the belt at Wrestlemania, and Ziggler cashes in his money in the bank briefcase and takes the belt from Cena, thats how it should go down.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 28,2013 10:51am
Cena vs. Rock was a pretty weak main event last year. Punk vs. Rock was 100x better. Looking forward to the rematch next month.



toggletoggle post by Gangrel at Jan 28,2013 11:07am
No mention if the undertaker is gonna wrestle and keep his streak alive at wrestlemania, and no mention of Brock's opponent is gonna be. I hope it isn't Triple H, dont want to see that rematch.



toggletoggle post by Gangrel at Jan 28,2013 11:10am
Jake the Snake Roberts is not dead, he is currently living with DDP doing his yoga program and drug free while staying there, the dude got back in shape.



toggletoggle post by Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch at Jan 28,2013 11:28am
Most likely Taker vs. Punk at Wrestlemania.



toggletoggle post by Gangrel at Jan 28,2013 12:49pm
that would be a good matchup, dont want Taker's streak to end.



toggletoggle post by brett fart at Jan 28,2013 1:28pm
Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags.



toggletoggle post by brett fart at Jan 28,2013 1:29pm
also...should NEVER be marked as "sports".



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 28,2013 1:30pm
Anyone who watches this shit needs a job, a girlfriend, or at least a pet thats not a cat or small dog....cuz thats just gay.



toggletoggle post by brett fart at Jan 28,2013 1:36pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
Anyone who watches this shit needs a job, a girlfriend, or at least a pet thats not a cat or small dog....cuz thats just gay.

BACK'D



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 28,2013 1:37pm
Dad's still bitter about his Rikishi tattoo.



toggletoggle post by brett "the shitman" fart at Jan 28,2013 1:39pm



toggletoggle post by Gangrel at Jan 28,2013 1:44pm
brett%20fart said[orig][quote]
Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags.


Brett Fart, heh good one, TV shows are fake as well, and no one talks about UFC except that Heliofight troll who wanted dudes to go down to some warehouse.

Do not make me pull out my ziplock bag full of WWF wrestling cards, lol.



toggletoggle post by brett "the shitman" fart at Jan 28,2013 2:20pm
Gangrel said[orig][quote]
brett%20fart said[orig][quote]
Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags.


Do not make me pull out my ziplock bag full of WWF wrestling cards, lol.


LOL, actually...

1) take your cards out of your ziplock
2) burn them
3) place empty ziplock on head
4) zip lock bag insuring air tight seal
5) wait
6) repeat step 5



toggletoggle post by Gangrel at Jan 28,2013 2:35pm



toggletoggle post by Gangrel at Jan 28,2013 2:36pm
brett%20"the%20shitman"%20fart said[orig][quote]
Gangrel said[orig][quote]
brett%20fart said[orig][quote]
Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags.


Do not make me pull out my ziplock bag full of WWF wrestling cards, lol.


LOL, actually...

1) take your cards out of your ziplock
2) burn them
3) place empty ziplock on head
4) zip lock bag insuring air tight seal
5) wait
6) repeat step 5


you forgot to mention to fap after ziplock bag is on head



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 28,2013 3:05pm
Saying wrestling is fake is the gayest statement someone can make.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 28,2013 3:11pm
I thought the Avengers was a cool movie until I went to New York and saw that there wasn't a Stark Tower.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 28,2013 3:13pm
This site was cool until I figured out there wasn't a pit to return to.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 28,2013 3:15pm
I used to love Lovecraft but then I realized Innsmouth isn't a real place.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 28,2013 3:18pm
I used to like kiss until I found out Gene Simmons wasn't a demon and Paul Stanley was heterosexual.



toggletoggle post by The Iron Shart at Jan 28,2013 3:21pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
I thought the Avengers was a cool movie until I went to New York and saw that there wasn't a Stark Tower.


Whatever you do, DO NOT go to the North Pole asking all kinds of questions about Santa Clause.



toggletoggle post by Gangrel at Jan 28,2013 3:24pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
This site was cool until I figured out there wasn't a pit to return to.


lol



toggletoggle post by Sharty Shart and the Funky Crunch at Jan 28,2013 4:50pm
The Undertaker was cool until he went to Vegas and took the over.



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toggletoggle post by The Excellence of Execution at Jan 30,2013 8:33pm
THE ROCK USED MY SIGNATURE MOVE.
THE SHARPSHOOTER.
TOO BAD, HE'S GONNA LEARN THAT IN CANADA, WE HANDLE COPY WRITE INFRINGEMENT A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY............WE HOLD COURT IN THE DUNGEON AND I'M JUDGE, JURY AND THE EXCELLENCE OF EXECUTION, EH?!



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