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New site? Maybe some day.
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My picks.
Antonio Cesaro retains the US Championship after Miz blows a knee attempting a sloppy figure four.
Rhodes Scolars beat Hell No for the tag belts after Kane's pyro sets Daniel Bryan's beard on fire.
Kaitlyn beats Tamina in a terrible match while people are in the bathroom.
Alberto Del Rio beats Big Show after parking a Ferrari on him. Ziggler goes to cash in his contract but Vince McMahon drops an anvil on him before the bell rings, killing any and all momentum for his most talented guy in the process.
CM Punk beats The Rock after Brock Lesnar makes Rock's head explode with a terrible promo.
John Cena is the last man in the Rumble match, waiting for #30 to come out. The clock winds down, the buzzer hits, the lights go dark, and when they come back on Cena is on the floor while Papa Shango stands victorious in the ring. |
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The Rock is #29 and Mr. Socko makes a surprise return as #30 with three enzuiguiries and a plancha, throwing the Rock out of the ring with a gorilla press slam to win the Rumble.
This only happens after the zombie of Jake the Snake Roberts makes a sudden entrance in the Royal Rumble to a huge pop that brings the house down. |
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Jake Roberts is still alive and Mr. Socko was just on Raw Christmas eve. |
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Ha, I just assumed Roberts had to be dead by now because too many wrestlers from that era are, and he used more drugs than anyone else. For sure if someone had said twenty-five years ago this guy's gonna outlive Curt Hennig and Owen Hart, people would say that was insane. The reference I made about Jake's entrance was from RR'96.
Intertubez say Foley auctioned off Mr. Socko in 2011, so if you saw a sock on Raw recently, it was an imposter. |
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Good thread. The funny thing is antonio cesaro did just win after the Miz blew out his knee. Good call Smarky Smark. |
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Del Rio wins after Ricardo duct taped Big Show to the ring ropes. Again Smarky not too far off. Not a fan of a face kind of cheating to win. It was a surprisingly a great match. Del Rio has turned into both members of Strike force formed together like Voltron. I like it. |
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Team Hell No retain. Didn't see that coming. Decent match. |
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They are starting the Rumble now. Weird. |
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Ziggler and Jericho are the first entrance. |
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Goldust just entered the rumble. I marked out. |
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The Godfather in the Rumble. Pimpin aint easy. |
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I have the entire catalog of Coliseum Video's WWF VHS releases. What a fun life. |
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We need to hang out funlife. |
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We could watch my 8,000+ New Japan weeklynshow tapes and discuss Hashimoto vs. Chono or whether Kensuke Sasaki and Kobashi's 05 Dome Show match really deserved five stars. What a fun life. |
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Ryback and Cena are the last two. |
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Cm Punk wins. Solid match. But Vinny Mack just came out. |
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Match restarted. Rock won. Gay. |
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Such bullshit. Punk better win elimination chamber. 7\10 PPV. |
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I did however mark out at Jericho being entrant #2. |
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Fucking missed the PPV, of course Cena is gonna win the rumble, sets the stage for Rock vs Cena at Wrestlemania for the belt. Punk can win it back at the Elimination Chamber, but I dont see that happening. Cena beats the Rock for the belt at Wrestlemania, and Ziggler cashes in his money in the bank briefcase and takes the belt from Cena, thats how it should go down. |
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Cena vs. Rock was a pretty weak main event last year. Punk vs. Rock was 100x better. Looking forward to the rematch next month. |
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No mention if the undertaker is gonna wrestle and keep his streak alive at wrestlemania, and no mention of Brock's opponent is gonna be. I hope it isn't Triple H, dont want to see that rematch. |
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Jake the Snake Roberts is not dead, he is currently living with DDP doing his yoga program and drug free while staying there, the dude got back in shape. |
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Most likely Taker vs. Punk at Wrestlemania. |
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that would be a good matchup, dont want Taker's streak to end. |
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Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags. |
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also...should NEVER be marked as "sports". |
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Anyone who watches this shit needs a job, a girlfriend, or at least a pet thats not a cat or small dog....cuz thats just gay. |
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Anyone who watches this shit needs a job, a girlfriend, or at least a pet thats not a cat or small dog....cuz thats just gay. |
BACK'D |
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Dad's still bitter about his Rikishi tattoo. |
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Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags. |
Brett Fart, heh good one, TV shows are fake as well, and no one talks about UFC except that Heliofight troll who wanted dudes to go down to some warehouse.
Do not make me pull out my ziplock bag full of WWF wrestling cards, lol. |
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Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags. |
Do not make me pull out my ziplock bag full of WWF wrestling cards, lol. |
LOL, actually...
1) take your cards out of your ziplock
2) burn them
3) place empty ziplock on head
4) zip lock bag insuring air tight seal
5) wait
6) repeat step 5
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Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags. |
Do not make me pull out my ziplock bag full of WWF wrestling cards, lol. |
LOL, actually...
1) take your cards out of your ziplock
2) burn them
3) place empty ziplock on head
4) zip lock bag insuring air tight seal
5) wait
6) repeat step 5
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you forgot to mention to fap after ziplock bag is on head |
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Saying wrestling is fake is the gayest statement someone can make. |
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I thought the Avengers was a cool movie until I went to New York and saw that there wasn't a Stark Tower. |
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This site was cool until I figured out there wasn't a pit to return to. |
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I used to love Lovecraft but then I realized Innsmouth isn't a real place. |
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I used to like kiss until I found out Gene Simmons wasn't a demon and Paul Stanley was heterosexual. |
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I thought the Avengers was a cool movie until I went to New York and saw that there wasn't a Stark Tower. |
Whatever you do, DO NOT go to the North Pole asking all kinds of questions about Santa Clause. |
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This site was cool until I figured out there wasn't a pit to return to. |
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The Undertaker was cool until he went to Vegas and took the over. |
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THE ROCK USED MY SIGNATURE MOVE.
THE SHARPSHOOTER.
TOO BAD, HE'S GONNA LEARN THAT IN CANADA, WE HANDLE COPY WRITE INFRINGEMENT A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY............WE HOLD COURT IN THE DUNGEON AND I'M JUDGE, JURY AND THE EXCELLENCE OF EXECUTION, EH?! |
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