Heliofight is having Brawl Master IV at our warehouse in Framingham and a metal party afterwards. This Saturday at 9pm. No fucking softies allowed. only the best street fighters can come. heliofight specializes in mixed martial arts and has a membership of over 30 people. Most of us like heavy fucking music not like the fucking garbage on this site. You want in? Let me know and we can arrange a tryout. I doubt any of you softie faggots would qualify.. Only the strong survive... Faggots.

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We'll have cruisers parked all along 290. You won't escape this time heliofight.

this is near 290 right?

GAH

Snitches get stitches faggot.

Can Sonic Pulse get on this?

HI I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. MY FIRST TIME WAS FANTASTIC. A YOUNG GIRL WAS SUMMONED TO MY PRIVATE CHAMBERS, DEEMED WORTHY TO BE THE FIRST CONQUEST OF THE NEW ZIMMER HEIR. I REACHED MY FULL RAGING HEIGHT WITHIN SECONDS AS BLOOD FLOODED INTO MY FEMUR-SIZED FLOOR BREAKER. THE HALF TERRIFIED GIRL QUIVERED WITH ANTICIPATION AS I SHED MY SUIT, THE PINACLE OF TAILORING TRIUMPH. BEFORE SHE COULD SCREAM WITH FEAR OR DELIGHT, I HAD ALREADY MANUEVERED WAIST DEEP INTO HER AS YET UNTOUCHED FEMININE FLOWER. I PLOWED HER PASSION PERSIMMON WITH THE INTENSITY OF A MASSIVE BULL STALLION. SHE WAS HELPLESS TO RESIST THE SUCCESSIVE WAVES OF INSEMINATING SENSUAL EXCTASY THAT EMANATED FROM MY MASSIVE MAN-CANNON. MY DEVASTING DAMSEL DESTROYER DEFTLY FILLED THE FULL LENGTH OF HER VAGINAL CAVITY. AFTER THIRTY TWO CONSECUTIVE HOURS OF PURE PUSSY POUNDING, I PROCEEDED TO PUMMEL HER POOPER WITH MY PATENTED PUREÉ OF POTENT PROGENY-MAKERS. THE WENCH WAS UNABLE TO WALK FOR WEEKS AFTER BEING SUBJECTED TO MY UNSTOPPABLE UNDERGARMENT DESTROYER. APPROACHING THE THIRD DAY OF RELENTLESS RAIDING OF HER WET WOMANHOOD, I FINALLY GAVE IN TO HER PLEAS FOR PAUSE. AS SHE ROSE TO LEAVE MY ROOM, I WHIPPED MY PRIME CUT OF POWERFUL POLE-MEAT ACROSS THE ROOM, AND FILLED HER WITH ENOUGH SEMEN TO GIVE HER A LIFETIME ZIMMER EXPERIENCE.
THAT WOMAN WAS YOUR MOTHER. I GUARANTEE IT.

This sounds like the perfect venue for the guy from Crypter and the dude from Sonic Pulse to finally throw down and prove who is the ultimate fighter.

Someone want to arrange this?

Undercard: Zimmer v. Dave Mustaine

shutup fagget

Same pussy shit as last time. No real competition only hollow words and jokes. I dont even know why I bother.. Oh yea. You guys make "angry" music but don't have the fists to back shit up

Chinatown Part II

Just a bunch of faggots slapping each other around in the mosh pits. Why don't you pussies come and show us how tough you really are?

Randy Marsh? Isn't that some cartoon guy from South Park? Why don't you stop watching cartoons and put your fists up like a man BITCH.

NO I WONT

I wouldn't expect anything less. I grew up in southie. I've seen punk ass bitches like you all my life.

I GREW UP IN VERMONT IVE SEEN EVERYTHING

Corn bread mutha fucker.

Wanna fight about it?

Alex theres no fucking point. These kids are all pussies. see you saturday... im going to destroy emil rodriguez. that fag has no power in his left and cant take the fucking frenzy I bring. I bet these faggots never even hit someone

Haha YES

"IMMA BRING THE YAY TO THE BAR" - Cornbread

Is that all you little bitches got is fake ass little characters? I told Brian this website was a big ass waste of time. Continue with your screamo music. Real men will be fighting on Saturday. Then getting some pussy at the Prospect Hill after party.

Bunch of pussies for not fighting in Chinatown.

I remember this xmikex loser. He was talking trash not backing shit up. Come down to the Ham SON. You'll get smacked around like the bitch you are

Why don't you meet xmikex in Chinatown then?

We fight in a warehouse in Framingham dipshit. Can't your mom teach you to read while she's wiping your ass.

I'm fighting February 2nd at 175. Have team Heliofight put a kickboxer on the card and I'll send him crying back to "the Ham."

Chinatown? That shitty arena on Tyler Street? Fuck that place. Come to framingham that's where real men fight not slanty eyed faggots who are weak

Is everyone on this site fuckin chinks or sumthin?

Hey XMIKEX come down to helio and I'll poo poo your platter bitch.

Randy Marsh,

Heard you had a problem with me??

Eye'll gore your mouth with my dick. Come crack wise in Framingham I'll take your pride and your girl.

Rules of Heliofight club

1st RULE: You do not talk about Heliofight club. Unless it's to troll on the internet

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Heliofight club. Unless it's to troll on the internet

NO, YOU!!!!!

Here we go again some faggots trying to post as us or say we arent real.. Come to the Ham on Saturday and be a real man

Eye Gore, I drive an Audi. What do you drive pussy? Tell you what I'll put up my car and you can put up your moms station wagon. I'll knock your dick in the dirt in five seconds son.

Beyond the Shore signs with Metal Blade Records!
New album "Ghostwatcher" slated for release on April 2nd

Metal Blade Records has announced the signing of up-and-coming metal act BEYOND THE SHORE. In 2008, the Lexington-Fayette, KY quintet formed when the members were still in high school. Relentlessly booking shows, touring and balancing school at the same time, BEYOND THE SHORE had the privilege of sharing the stage with acts such as: Born Of Osiris, Shai Hulud, MyChildren MyBride, Of Machines, After The Burial and many more. BEYOND THE SHORE has created quite a buzz in the short time they have been a band.

The band's first release, "The Arctic Front" EP (2009), was produced by Kelly Cairns and recorded at Lambesis Studios (As I Lay Dying, War Of Ages, Austrian Death Machine, Impending Doom) in San Marcos, California. The band's debut release helped to build an impressive internet buzz, starting with the release of the first single "Shotgun Sunrise." After playing several shows in support of the debut EP, BEYOND THE SHORE began work on their full-length, Ghostwatcher.

In 2012, BEYOND THE SHORE headed to Lowell, NC to record the their first full-length, which was produced, engineered, mixed, and mastered by Kevin Newland of Newland Recordings. Ghostwatcher, the band's debut full-length, will be released on April 2nd, 2013. The first single, Half Lived, is available now on iTunes. Music, videos, and pre-orders are available now on metalblade.com/beyondtheshore.

BEYOND THE SHORE is:
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more like Smelliofight.

Smell my dick you piece of shit.

smell my shit you piece of dick. i know where you live, i know where you shit. better check the bowl next time before i go all Lemmywinks on your lower intestine.

We got ourselves a funny guy over here. Come to framingham and I'll stick my big foot up your ass Yeti. That'll be real funny.

I'm driving to Framingham right now, Alex. You better watch out.

well, there is only one Yeti, so you couldn't possibly stick your bigfoot up my ass.

have your mom get right off 290 in Framingham and I'll get her off. Then I'll feed your dick to my pitbull.

who the fuck fights, then listens to Prospect Hill afterwards? Ha ha ha, fucking troll poser fag.

bitch you just corny.

bennyhillifier

Alex just texted me that these birches are still flapping their gums. Come flap your fists instead you pieces of shit punkass wannabe tough guys.

I'm driving there now!

NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF BACKWOODS TUFF GUY FAGGITS IN THIS THREAD I DON'T KNOW WUT UR FAGGITS DEAL IS BUT UR GOING DOWN FAGGITS SUCK THIS DICK












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Tardy? Sounds like this dude must represent all you ass wipes. Go tweely dee on your guitars well real men duke it out in the ham.

i want to kno whhy u fagots ar ealways going onoand on about the ufc which must atsand for Ultra Faggy Cokcs. onLy WWF is real

Ufc? This is real street shit bitch?

I'm here, Alex. Where are you? I don't see you.

Your not here. Your busy sucking your dads cock.

I must break you!

why dont these "heliofight" nancies come to a show and fight someone?

Ive been here for like 5 hours an i still dont see you heliofights

Uh oh. Helios just rang the wrong decorative gong.

Yeah I'm scared of some fat load and some queerbait who trains at a joke of a gym like Sitsondongs. You want a real fight workout? Get in on this Heliocrossfit shit we're putting down down at the 290.

Hey pussy, this dude just called you out and told you to come to a show and fight someone, and you pussied out. Heliofagget is what you are.

What do you think I'm fucking stupid? This fat fuck will just call the cops when I whip his jiggly ass. Heliofight only fights in our warehouse in Framingham. We got connections in the Po Po. We run the ham. We got this bitch glazed down.

Some punk ass is pretending to be my boy alex on this sight. haaaa stop trying to fool us boy. and who is this godzilla guy. We go to shows guy why don't you show your face to us

Yeah it's Alex from Heliofight not just Alex Heliofight you pretending ass pitch. Don't try to pull some Milli Vanilli shit on me. I'll punch you so hard you'll shit a grammy.

bennyhillifier

Also, look at the one lone comment.

..lol

That's some heliofight hall of fame shit. That's how we do our thing. Maybe your cottage cheese ass getting beat will be the next video.

Yea that's my boy Rubio Mendez, hes no longer in heliofight and moved back down to south America to train. we don't fuck around..

if you dont fuck around pussy, go to a show and announce yourself, and lets see who beats your ass down. If you are so fucking tough, you would have to hide in a warehouse with all your fagget boy toys

Rubio was my boy! Before fight night we'd go to the chickenbone. We's pig out and mack on chicas. Man that boy could salsa.

troll inden-tah-fried

¡Heliofight mata a todos sus rivales! ¡Lucha contra nosotros o para siempre MARICONES!!!!

I'm gonna indent my chicken nuggets on your big mac ass bitch.

let us know what show you are going to fagget, and lets see what happens, oh and were something cute.

fixed'

Do you have drum sticks in your ears?????? The Heliofight warehouse is near Waverly Space in the ham. I see a bunch of you pork butts in spandex hanging down there. Name a time and a place you chicken shit trolls.

I'll be at Lloyds Diner on Fountain st. Tonight with my crew eating potroast. I'll take the car seat out of the back of my Audi if any of you longhairs have the balls to take a ride to the warehouse.

I like where this is going.

Keep it up son. I'll destroy your face and toilet bowl a lot.

Alex calm down I dont want to see you get arrested at Lloyds. we do our fighting on our turf and none of these fucking pussies will come

trolls gonna troll

don't do it, dont go with these guys, they are cubs looking for a bear to cuddle with. They are into powerbottoms.

You're right I shouldn't bring Lloyd into this he's like a second father to me ever since dad ran away with that girl who worked at CJ's Roast beef.

so I take it your dad liked her roast beef between her legs?

I cant tell if any of this is real...

Grow a fucking spine, get off the computer, and make these threats face to face ya bunch of dildos!

The penises in this thread are so tiny.

Thats funny coming from a guy who trolls as a woman.

You have a bigger one? Present it, i dare you .

I personally wouldn't fuck w/ ANYONE who has 268 hits on a 2yr/old vid, FUCK THAT!

that's right Alex, i'm back and i want YOU. i train with the kickboxer at Below the Belt gym in Las Venturas, i know some sick attack moves.

Ive been waiting outside 290 in framingham for a day now, I'm fucking freezing! Where are you!!

Watch out, Randy_Marsh is in the mob.

I have a machete.

Cherhoniak is so stupid he doesn't know he's in Vermont.

I told everyone were I am tonight cartoon man. Bring that machete and I'll shove it up your stupid ass.

You ain't got shit on us fagget. We do karate behind AutoZone on 146. Let's see how tough you little bitches are!

For the love of God............stop making the Ham worse than it already is.

What's good with your roundhouse, shitdick? Long John Silver's, tomorrow, you and me. I'm gonna horse stance so hard, I'll shit on your mother in Wisconsin.

Look faggots, I know exactly what I'm doing. Which one of you cheesedicks has a theoretical degree in theoretical physics? You think you can just waltz into this solar plant and get all the mirrors operating at peak efficiency? I'd like to see your faggot ass try. That console over there controls the main power grid, that button there makes a crazy noise, and if you put stuff in that slot sparks come out. If you bitchass dandies think you can hack it at HELIOS One why don't you come down by the scrap yard on 95 so I can watch you fail.

I can kick all your asses blindfolded!

buy a map faggot, lol.

Fuck Heliofights. I WANT HELION PRIME.

I was at Lloyds all night last night and none of you pussies showed up. Not even that cartoon character Randy Marsh. He was probably busy pouring maple syrup in his boyfriends asshole. I'll be over at best buy getting a new stereo installed in my Audi. Meet me at TGI Fridays and you can taste the bold flavor of my fist in your face.

Meet me @ Burger King on RT.24 and you can have it your way, right away son.

Do you work at that burger King? My cousin works there

Burger King? Are you some kind of clown? Heliofight only fights in our warehouse. Meet me at TGIF and I'll give you a ride in my trunk. Then it's first round knock out even with a belly full of Jack Daniels Ribs bitch.

^ this is the best quote in the entire thread, lol.

With my all-powerful Thunderstools, Heliofight are no match for my ultimate greatness!

Eye-gore I take it you're the pancake to Randy Marsh's Mrs. Butterworth.

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight shit

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight

Alex i cant believe you are still harasing these longhair goth want to be tough guys. They wont do shit and wont come saturday. im done training this morning..do you want to meet somewhere for lunch? These pussies are boring and cant fight

i didn't hear you the first time.

Bro, I already ate these bitches for breakfast hope I'm still hungry. Meet me over at TGI Fridays near the Natick Collection. We can knock back some bud lights and Jaegar Bombs. Todays my cheat day.

TGIFAGGOTS

Wow, you guys are total self hating homophobes. Sad.