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returntothepit >> discuss >> 12/15 Lykaion Cult Productions presents: ONE MASTER, NACHZEHRER, HAXEN & GRUE by Czarnobog on Dec 7,2012 11:15am
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toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Dec 7,2012 11:15am edited Dec 7,2012 11:40am


Lykaion Cult Productions presents:

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15TH

One Master (raw & epic black metal from CT/PA, first show in almost five years)
http://www.myspace.com/onemastermetal

Nachzehrer (frostbitten black filth)
http://www.facebook.com/nachzehrerblackmetal

Haxen (barbaric suicidal bm from Providence/Lowell)
http://www.myspace.com/haxen

Grue (raw Lovecraft-inspired black metal)
http://grue.bandcamp.com

O'Briens Pub
8pm doors
$7
21+



toggletoggle post by TIGHT PANTS at Dec 7,2012 11:21am
Must wear tight jeans.



toggletoggle post by Fashion Police at Dec 7,2012 11:23am
One Master = Tight Pants

Nachzerher = Tight pants

Haxen = Tight Pants

Grue = Nice People

Where's WOE? You forgot to book WOE.



toggletoggle post by Dad Pants at Dec 7,2012 11:26am
Where's Dad Pants? You forgot to book Dad Pants.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 7,2012 11:27am
what exactly is the hang up with tight pants? Metal heads have been wearing tight pants since the 70s. Theyre way less faggy than baggy pants.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Dec 7,2012 11:28am
yeah, yeah... $2 off at the door for anyone wearing a v-neck where you can see some sentence in french tattoo'd on their chest. hipster show is hipster etc etc.



toggletoggle post by Fashion Police at Dec 7,2012 11:28am
Skinny Jeans are for falses.



toggletoggle post by ONLY FALSES at Dec 7,2012 11:29am
ONLY FALSES ALLOWED



toggletoggle post by DADROSS at Dec 7,2012 11:31am
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
what exactly is the hang up with tight pants? Metal posers have been wearing tight pants since the 70s. Theyre way faggy.



toggletoggle post by Dad Pants at Dec 7,2012 11:34am
Can Dad Pants get on this?



toggletoggle post by Dad Pants at Dec 7,2012 11:35am
Dad Pants are for Truths.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 7,2012 11:40am
ITT: every single member of every single metal band ever in the 80s = metal poser. This dude was obviously born in the 90s.



toggletoggle post by DADROSS at Dec 7,2012 11:47am
HAHA There's a difference between tight leather pants or slightly "tight" mens jeans and skinny ladies jeans, son.



toggletoggle post by JOHNNY JNCOS at Dec 7,2012 11:47am
THIS DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A SHOW FOR ME.



toggletoggle post by DADROSS at Dec 7,2012 11:48am
And most of those 80's bands were posers. ITT obviously people who were children in the 80s with no knowledge of metal.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 7,2012 11:51am
Paul Bailoff wore the tightest of pants and the shortest of shorts and he had more metal in his left pinky nail than any anonymous rttper could even comprehend. Look it up since I doubt you know who it is off the top of your dome BRO



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 7,2012 11:51am
*BALOFF



toggletoggle post by DADROSS at Dec 7,2012 11:53am
Oh young Ross is getting angry. I better watch out, I might offend him for dissing on his poser buddies and their shitty condescending arrogance.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Dec 7,2012 11:54am edited Dec 7,2012 11:56am
i think my "metal pants" of choice in the '80s were jeans tattered up from skateboarding, probably a relaxed fit. i don't remember. people didn't really seem to give a fuck about pants back then. simpler times.



toggletoggle post by DADROSS at Dec 7,2012 11:55am
Czarnobog said[orig][quote]
i think my "metal pants" of choice in the '80s were jeans tattered up from skateboarding, probably a relaxed fit. i don't remember. people didn't really seem to give a fuck about pants back then. simpler times.
A wise dad-aged fellow (tight pants mishap notwithstanding). In the 80's people didn't care about fashion, now all of you fashion metal poser dorks obviously care which is why you look like stupid stereotypes.



toggletoggle post by DADROSS at Dec 7,2012 11:57am
Strike that, in the 80's the bands that mattered obviously didn't care about fashion. You guys are like Motley Crue with less tallent and more bigger heads.



toggletoggle post by DADROSS at Dec 7,2012 11:57am
MORE BIGGER



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 7,2012 11:59am
Fact: I can't see the words Motley Crue now without thinking Motley Grue first.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Dec 7,2012 12:00pm edited Dec 7,2012 12:00pm
DADROSS said[orig][quote]
Strike that, in the 80's the bands that mattered obviously didn't care about fashion. You guys are like Motley Crue with less tallent and more bigger heads.


yeah, huge heads. playing a show. at o'briens. top of the world.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 7,2012 12:54pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Fact: I can't see the words Motley Crue now without thinking Motley Grue first.


Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 7,2012 1:00pm
in the 80's bands did care about fashion, look at all that glam bullshit, trying to look like fucking broads, trying to have bigger hair than the next band, fuck that bullshit. At least there were still denim metal heads back then, fuck now I want to listen to Saxon's Denim & Leather song.

Lol at this thread spiraling out of control from a metal show to a fashion thread.



toggletoggle post by MolteyGrue at Dec 7,2012 1:02pm
in the 80s you were watching sesame street and probably suckling your mothers teet.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 7,2012 1:11pm
MotleyGrue said[orig][quote]

Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha.

Haha it's neither a compliment or an insult. I dig Grue though, definitely.

next time I go see my barber, i'm gonna get a grue cut.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy_nli at Dec 7,2012 1:32pm
It's only an insult. I am insinuating that you are lacking tallent and overly concerned with fashion.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Dec 7,2012 1:38pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
MotleyGrue said[orig][quote]

Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha.

Haha it's neither a compliment or an insult. I dig Grue though, definitely.

next time I go see my barber, i'm gonna get a grue cut.


Dude isn't in Grue.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 7,2012 1:39pm
Ah.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 7,2012 1:40pm
This board is awful now.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 7,2012 1:43pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
MotleyGrue said[orig][quote]

Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha.

Haha it's neither a compliment or an insult. I dig Grue though, definitely.

next time I go see my barber, i'm gonna get a grue cut.


if your barber wears dad jeans than you will get a true grue cut.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 7,2012 1:43pm
haha yea. The only one here who seems to care about what people do or dont wear is DADROSS. DADROSS is a fabulous fashionista!



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 7,2012 1:44pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
MotleyGrue said[orig][quote]

Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha.

Haha it's neither a compliment or an insult. I dig Grue though, definitely.

next time I go see my barber, i'm gonna get a grue cut.


Dude isn't in Grue.


yeah, SO not in Grue



toggletoggle post by Libby Lions at Dec 7,2012 1:45pm
I brought this fashion crisis to your attention buddy. Fuck off.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 8,2012 1:44am
Czarnobog said[orig][quote]
yeah, yeah... $2 off at the door for anyone wearing a v-neck where you can see some sentence in french tattoo'd on their chest. hipster show is hipster etc etc.

Dude, not cool.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Dec 8,2012 2:24pm
oops, forgot about your frenchy tattoos. awkward.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 8,2012 3:21pm
Seriously. Haven't owned a v-neck since the 80s, I'm not the one on trial for fancy-dressin' here.



toggletoggle post by Tina Tigers at Dec 8,2012 4:42pm
Word is coming across the wire that OP has been spotted wearing an ensemble consisting of tight pants AND an ironically cheap beer box this winter fashion season:



HIPSTER BLACK METAL.



toggletoggle post by Almost There at Dec 9,2012 10:38am
Tina%20Tigers said[orig][quote]
Word is coming across the wire that OP has been spotted wearing an ensemble consisting of tight pants AND an ironically cheap beer box this winter fashion season:



HIPSTER BLACK METAL.
He's halfway to hobo. He just hasn't figure out how the box shelter is supposed to work yet.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Dec 9,2012 3:26pm
The ever-mercyful Lord Valder will show you falses how to denim in the night.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Dec 10,2012 12:33pm
bump.



toggletoggle post by TIGHT PANTS at Dec 10,2012 12:36pm
Czarnobog said[orig][quote]
slight bump visible in my tight pants.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 10,2012 12:43pm
haha



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Dec 13,2012 9:49am
[TROLL HERE]



toggletoggle post by PINK PATOONYA at Dec 14,2012 6:23pm



toggletoggle post by JESUS DILDO at Dec 15,2012 2:31pm



toggletoggle post by libby lions at Dec 15,2012 5:34pm
Tight pants metal fashionistas Nachzehrer join regional hipster basement black metal legends One Master for a night of false satans and a barrage of bludgeoning boredom. More at 11.



toggletoggle post by rollercoasters at Dec 15,2012 9:52pm
JESUS%20DILDO said[orig][quote]



perfect



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Dec 15,2012 11:00pm
Grue and Haxen destroyed. One Master next



toggletoggle post by shutup fagget at Dec 16,2012 2:40am
wish I could have made this show



toggletoggle post by i don't get it at Dec 16,2012 2:56am
Nobody in Nachzehrer's pants looked very tight. Inside joke that outsiders don't get?



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 16,2012 2:58am
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Grue and Haxen destroyed.

Pretty much goes without sayin' haha.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 16,2012 2:58am
The singer wears tight pants to showcase his penis like the gay guy that gets murdered under the overpass in Stephen King's IT.



toggletoggle post by satanist at Dec 16,2012 3:13am
under the overpass



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 16,2012 12:44pm
This was a great show start to finish

EXCEPT

when someone grabbed my One Master LP while I was loading out my bass cabs. Thanks, jerk!



toggletoggle post by Cheroin at Dec 16,2012 12:48pm
Snowden said[orig][quote]
This was a great show start to finish

EXCEPT

when someone grabbed my One Master LP while I was loading out my bass cabs. Thanks, jerk!


Sounds like something I would do.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 16,2012 1:56pm
U O ME 1



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 16,2012 6:42pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Grue and Haxen destroyed.

Pretty much goes without sayin' haha.
Id say Haxen are probably the best BM band in New England right now.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Dec 16,2012 6:51pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Grue and Haxen destroyed.

Pretty much goes without sayin' haha.
Id say Haxen are probably the best BM band in New England right now.


Hands down.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 16,2012 6:54pm
Haxen - No Bullet Belts, No tight pants, No Phoenix articles, No trends.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Dec 16,2012 7:51pm
Kevin, you're wrong.




toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 16,2012 8:05pm
LOL I was joking anyway.



toggletoggle post by floatingeyecorpse at Dec 16,2012 8:14pm
How was this crap?



toggletoggle post by Mercyful Hate at Dec 17,2012 9:06am
+ SUCKED BALLS +



j/k - it was a really good fuckin time! Mike & Mark did a great job



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