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New site? Maybe some day.
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Nice, now he has an excuse to do another juice cycle.
But seriously, will watch. |
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Schwarzenegger or not, this concept sounds a lot more true to Robert E. Howard character. That could be good or bad, seeing as 80's Conan ruled and there are plenty of shitty movies based on books out there.
Either way, I'm looking forward. Hopefully they don't go overboard with adding side characters. |
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“The original ended with Arnold on the throne as a seasoned warrior, and this is the take of the film we will make,” producer Frederik Malmberg tells the site about where The Legend of Conan picks up. “It’s that Nordic Viking mythic guy who has played the role of king, warrior, soldier and mercenary, and who has bedded more women than anyone, nearing the last cycle of his life. He knows he’ll be going to Valhalla, and wants to go out with a good battle.”
1. he's not a goddamm viking.
2. it could be good.
3. they're ignoring destroyer..ouch |
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i really hope they take more from the original stories, bring out the Tower of the Elephant! |
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If anything, old Arnold would work for old Conan in The Phoenix on the Sword.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet..." |
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"... and also to impregnate his nanny." |
Bonus points if Ahnold can't pronounce "Aquilonia", either. |
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I just hope the music is similar. |
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oops... I just pre'd over this. |
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I loved the Conan movies as a kid. This may be one I'd actually spend money to see in the theater. This could go either way though. |
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"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet..." |
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One of my favorite quotes of all time. So good.
Along with:
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“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”
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fuck this hollywood cash-in. Howards spirit died a lonnnng time ago. |
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I just hope the music is similar. |
Hope is futile my friend. Nothing will come close to that soundtrack. Hell, these days I wouldnt be surprised if Ramallah did the song for the trailer. |
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No one - no one in this world can you trust, when it comes to making a good movie. Not men, not women, not beasts.
...This, you can trust. |
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They should release a videogame for Sega Genesis for this movie, but you will use passcodes oppose to this "saving for genesis" myth I hear so much about. |
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I just hope the music is similar. |
Hope is futile my friend. Nothing will come close to that soundtrack. Hell, these days I wouldnt be surprised if Ramallah did the song for the trailer. |
I'LL FAKHIN' PISS ALL OVAH YOUR STYGIAN SNAKE MEN |
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