THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION? SHIT YEAH YOU DO BITCH. WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING TICKET TO A CONCERT IN AN ARENA NAMED AFTER A CELL PHONE COMPANY BY MISS FILL IN THE BLANK ARYAN WOMAN WITH GENERIC SINGING VOICE. SHE WILL KNOCK THE SOCK OFF YOUR COCK AS YOU START BLINDLY EATING THIS VANILLA BLOB HOAGIE WE'RE FEEDING YOU AS YOU RUB YOUR DICK IMAGINING YOURSELF CHOKING HER VOCAL CORDS AND MAKING HER SING ACAPPELLA IN YOUR BEDROOM ON WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE A SATURDAY NIGHT SPENT WATCHING SITCOMS AND SPORTSCENTER. BECAUSE THIS IS ALSO SHIT YEAH AMERICA CENTRAL YOU WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO PAY $45 FOR A T-SHIRT THAT YOU COULD HAVE PRINTED YOURSELF FOR 10% OF THE COST AS YOU SHOVEL FISTFULS OF GREASY BUTTERY POPPED CORN KERNELS COATED IN PROCESSED YELLOW SLIME DEEMED TOO VILE FOR ANIMAL TESTING. EMPTY YOUR BOWELS IN OUR MULTI-PLEX BATHROOMS UNFIT TO HOLD THE RHINOCEROS SIZED TURDS YOUR EXCRETE FROM YOUR FILTHY COLON AFTER EATING JUMBO WHOPPERS ALL DAY THAT SOME DONG PISSED ALL OVER JUST TO BE AN ASSHOLE. THIS IS YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR AMERICA AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHIT YEAH WHENEVER THE ANGLO-SAXON YOU'D LIKE. TELL THE CREDITORS IT'S YOUR MONEY AND YOU NEED IT NOW.
post by fuckyeryankeebluejeans at Sep 26,2012 3:52pm
