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returntothepit >> discuss >> the official FUCK OFF NOWADAYS BLACK METAL thread part deux: the proof by trioxin245 on Aug 24,2012 3:07pm
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toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Aug 24,2012 3:07pm
It's not just Liturgy folks. Black Metal has been getting queer for some time now. While noone can pin point with 100% accuracy where it started to go downhill, scientists believe that black metal may have been faggy as far back as 1999.


http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/The_Green_Evening_Requiem/32291

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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 24,2012 3:09pm
I dont understand how a band can be from Mars and sing about Jupiter.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Aug 24,2012 3:17pm



toggletoggle post by ark at Aug 24,2012 3:21pm
i don't understand how a band can sing about death and not be dead.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 24,2012 3:21pm
hahaha holy shit i completely forgot about The Green Evening Requiem.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Aug 24,2012 3:22pm
ark said[orig][quote]
i don't understand how a band can sing about death and not be dead.


LOLd



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Aug 24,2012 3:34pm
I didn't know members of Woods of I Love My Dead Gay Son were involved with The Green Evening Requiem.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2012 4:08pm
this thread didn't take off like it was intended to



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 24,2012 5:24pm edited Aug 24,2012 5:27pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
this thread didn't take off like it was intended to


want me to say a crude statement about black metal, its fans, its bands, or anything? Usually works.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Aug 24,2012 5:46pm
I will. Black metal is for faggots. Only Death is real.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Aug 24,2012 5:48pm
Math is the best.



toggletoggle post by Walter White at Aug 24,2012 5:54pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Meth is the best.



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toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Aug 25,2012 1:56am
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toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Aug 25,2012 6:48pm
lol @ people actually taking this thread seriously



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Aug 25,2012 6:52pm
Who?



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Aug 25,2012 7:21pm edited Aug 26,2012 7:35pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Who?


And the award for most serious poster in a thread (aka this one) goes to.....Trioxin

would you like the cheesedog or the chicken pot pie as a prize?



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Aug 26,2012 1:44am
yea theres nothing like posting my full name to make me want to kill you



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Aug 26,2012 5:48am
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
yea theres nothing like posting my full name to make me want to kill you


pffffft, there's plenty.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 26,2012 2:02pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
yea theres nothing like posting my full name to make me want to kill you


You've done this to me sooo many times on here.



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Aug 26,2012 3:16pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
While noone can pin point with 100% accuracy where it started to go downhill, scientists believe that black metal may have been faggy as far back as 1999.


After Stormblast and The Other Side, it all went downhill.

Those were the gateway to its commercialization.

Cradle of Filth was of course wrecking things long before that.

Then there was some true homegrown shit.

I would say that during 1994-1996 black/death were tapering, by 1996-1998 were nearly stagnant, and after 1998 have been useless with maybe a handful of exceptions.

This is why many of the best musicians went on to ambient projects like Neptune Towers, Lord Wind, Khand, Winglord, Profane Grace, Raven's Bane, etc.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 26,2012 3:42pm
conservationist said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
While noone can pin point with 100% accuracy where it started to go downhill, scientists believe that black metal may have been faggy as far back as 1999.



I would say that during 1994-1996 black/death were tapering, by 1996-1998 were nearly stagnant, and after 1998 have been useless with maybe a handful of exceptions.


I'd probably say that black/death was pretty prominent in 94-96 but starting going down after 96-98' ish. Alot of great albums came out in 1994-1996



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Aug 26,2012 4:59pm
It's just interesting that it went from being taken over by faggy mall goths and Jnco pants and then completely switched directions and became the next big thing in what essentially seems like an indy rock community that is trying to stand out by associating itself with a more extreme genre than itself. I'm telling you, nowadays black metal essentially = sonic youth with distorted guitars. It is no surprise that the more prominant black metal musicians of yesteryear would want to distance themselves from the genre by moving on to ambient projects and such.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Aug 26,2012 7:29pm edited Aug 26,2012 7:38pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]

You've done this to me sooo many times on here.

Me too. -Burnsy from the future.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 26,2012 7:36pm
There's an edit button, I just used it.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Aug 26,2012 9:20pm
it'd actually not a big deal I think I was just drunk.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 28,2012 8:12am


SKRILLEX IN BURZUM SHIRT



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 28,2012 8:18am
if that is not a photoshop, i think that's the last straw for me.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Aug 28,2012 9:10am
I was wearing that shirt at my local watering hole last month and the super hot bartender goes, "hey burnsy. Wearin ya dahk forest trees tahday?"



toggletoggle post by skrillex at Aug 28,2012 9:26am
I remixed this shit a few years ago. burzum is great



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 28,2012 10:42am
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
I was wearing that shirt at my local watering hole last month and the super hot bartender goes, "hey burnsy. Wearin ya dahk forest trees tahday?"


i was wearing it at the liquor store and some fat hipster nobody goes "i approve of your shirt". THANKS PAL.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Aug 28,2012 10:44am
Bobby was wearing his Burzum shirt with the totenkopf on it and the same dude from Ramming Speed who accused him of being a nazi said 'awesome shirt bro.' csb



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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 28,2012 1:50pm
I love that this thread has become the Burzum shirt-wearer support group.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Aug 28,2012 1:53pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
faggy mall goths and Jnco pants


LOL

pants went from comically HUGE to super skinny like overnight.



toggletoggle post by satanist at Aug 28,2012 5:16pm
fuck any "metal" that isn't based in HEAVY METAL....fuck anything calling itself "black" (as in evil, not 'coloured') that has nothing to do with death, darkness, and hate



toggletoggle post by Microsoft Office 2003 at Aug 28,2012 5:18pm
satanist said[orig][quote]
fuck any "metal" that isn't based in HEAVY METAL....fuck anything calling itself "black" (as in evil, not 'coloured') that has nothing to do with death, darkness, and hate


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toggletoggle post by satanist at Aug 28,2012 5:42pm
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