Ok, heres the deal. Im looking for a few dudes to complete a band that I'm sure you all know well. Vital Remains is looking for a few competant guys. You sure as shit better have your own equipment and the skills to slay with it. I am not here looking for internet dweebs with shit skills trying to break in on an already iconic success story. Just bring your shit and be ready to tour this year. Auditions will me on Sunday August 12th at our practice space in Palmer, MA.

Don't bring any fuckin' attitudes. Booze is welcome, just don't be a dick.

Scott ov VR-

When I saw the thread I got excited that DrinkHardThrashHarder was starting a new band. Then I found out it was a lame troll post. :(

I can sing.

I actually do have VR on karaoke.

Only Virus karaoke is awesome.

Did I ever put that on there? I forget, it's been so long. In any case, there'll be a party soon, I'll give you details.

Yeah, you karaokized stalkers of the drift.

That sounds familiar now that I think back. I've been itching to do The Chaos Path again with you, chicks will verily throw panties.

Haha, indeed. Ladies love poorly done Vortex/Garm vocals.

NEED BEND MAMBARS FOR VITEL RAMAINS

Well-played.

Vital Treemains

OP is Scott Wily

Nice trolling but not believable due to proper grammar and spelling. This troll is too articulate.

Oh, come on. You can do better than that.

LISTEN PUSSY

Seems that I may have taken things a bit too far in the past, but the past is the past. I'm glad that some of you think that I'm a troll.

Now if you want to get in on this, I'm giving you a chance to be in VR and to tour which is more than most ov you can say. Now either you want to try out or you don't. I could give a fat smelly shit about the faggots here that just want to give everyone a hard time. Look where those fags are now...in a chatroom talking about shit that they aren't even talented enough to do themselves and cracking joke on the guys who worked hard enuff to get there.

8/12 in Palmer if you think you can make it. Be ready to play anything from Dechristianize. We start at noon. email for directions and times.

scottw@gmail.com

Okay guys, why the fuck haven't I been told about the rttp chat room?

Troll is still not convincing enough. I am skeptical of the proper use of "than" instead of "then". Also, gmail is unlikely .... more like hotmail or yahoo.

if it's not "scottfromzircon" and an AOL email, it's false

i'd love to hear a "cracking joke"

i'll show you one

Your clean vocals on the OR demo reminded me of Garm.

thanks, dude. I consider that a huge compliment. Garm rules (still haha).

If that makes me a shitty Vortex, I also consider that a huge compliment.

I don't think it does, Alx.

goddamn.

Troll identified?

op actually is scott wily. there will be two vital remains.

fix'd

OP is Scott Wily is Gollum

DON'T LISTEN TO THESE TROLLS, OR TONY LAZZARO, I AM THE ONLY TROO MAMBER OV VITAL REMAINS, AUDITIONS FOR NEW BAND MAMBERS WILL BE HELD THIS FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT SHARP IN SAMANTHAS TOOLSHED WHERE I AM CURRENTLY RESIDING UNTIL THE MEN IN WHITE COATS STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY MAGIC CRYSTALS

I'm glad my tool shed is locked.