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returntothepit >> discuss >> attn: delusional time traveler aril by Alx_Casket on Jul 17,2012 2:52pm
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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 17,2012 2:52pm


Look familiar? KEEP READING.

Original aril was described as a powerful and humanoid from the planet Gallifrey, from which aril was a renegade; details beyond this are relatively murky. He later joined the new england black metal "scene" and cultivated many relationships with black metallers across the universe, both online and IRL. He is considered one of the oldest and most technologically advanced aril in the black metal-verse, albeit preferring to live outside of metropolis areas due to fiscal and stylistic purposes. Over subsequent histories, his development of time manipulation and rituals were uncovered, with his self-created society portrayed as a stagnated ceremony-bound oligarchy, owing its past to myth and legend. Aril became at times an ally, for example when he hung out that one fucking time with alx_casket during his fourth incarnation and offering niceties on several occasions. In 1997 during the 4th wave of arilliusbm, there was murmuring of black metal no longer being real, having been destroyed by aril at some intervening point during the Last Great Black Metal War in which aril became corrupted and willing to sacrifice the entirety of time and space to save himself. Aril made a subsequent return in 2000 as an internet troll who schemed to escape the resulting dimensional lock to resume his plan, as well as appear the most true and grim (pictured below) of individual arils as the commonly known arilliusbm, and at times, inadvertent human-time lord hybrid. An instance of the latter occurred during the great rttp poop debate of 2003, in which a Hoser post enraged aril into transphorming into an astral projection, later warning anons that if he is disturbed while doing so, his mind could become severed from his body and he could die. The focus of psychic energy granted aril the ability to de-age himself, float through the air, and telekinetically disconnect the OP while surrounded in a powerful blue glow.

Aril has the ability to regenerate his form when his current body is mortally wounded. This process results in his body undergoing a transformation, gaining a new physical form. Regenerations can be traumatic events. In 2008, aril required the use of a Zero Room, a chamber shielded from the outside universe that provides an area of calm for him to recuperate. He comments that there is an excellent polygonal zero room beneath the junior senate block on Gallifrey. Aril's personality also sometimes goes through a period of instability following a regeneration, resulting in confusing logic and circular arguments. In cases of non-fatal injury, recently regenerated arils can use leftover cellular energy to heal and even regrow severed limbs, as seen during the 73rd Inquisition show of 2012 in Massachusetts when aril got bored and attempted to restart the universe to see an OP's IP address.
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tl;dr = ARIL IS A TIMELORD




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 17,2012 2:58pm
wat.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 17,2012 3:05pm
It's okay mr. timelord, you're safe now.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Jul 17,2012 3:23pm
way tlr



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 17,2012 3:27pm
tl;didn't lol



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 17,2012 3:28pm
ITT: alex has great weed?



toggletoggle post by Skeptic Overlord at Jul 17,2012 3:30pm
I see Negative Frequencies do not affect him, good thing us humans have finally found the god particle to combat this problem, I say release the chinese lanterns to confuse him



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 17,2012 3:54pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
ITT: it's hot outside and alex has a desk job?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 17,2012 4:21pm
I don't understand the meaning behind this.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 17,2012 4:25pm edited Jul 17,2012 4:28pm
Sorry I can't help you understand. The old aril would have gotten it.



toggletoggle post by Fake OLD ARIL at Jul 17,2012 8:47pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Sorry I can't help you understand. The old aril would have gotten it.


Nope, it was stupid.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 17,2012 10:28pm
Yeah, what a dumb post. Sorry rttp



toggletoggle post by Literally just saw him travel through time at Jan 27,2016 2:25pm
I think this thread is true because I literally just saw aril go through a time warp near Boston common



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