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returntothepit >> discuss >> Am I the only one that still thinks this board rules? by xmikex on Jul 13,2012 2:31pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 13,2012 2:31pm
The popular thing to say but not really seem like you mean has been "this board sux nao >:(" for years. For all the negative nancys out there I've got to ask:

- If the board sucks "now" when exactly was it better?
- What music boards are actually better?
- When wasn't this board troll summer camp?

Show me a RTTP-er who says this board had a golden age, and I'll show you a guy who is just grumpy because he's 34 now and no one comes on here to tell him how much they liked his old band's Mercyful Fate cover at the Chopping Block anymore.

What's the alternative to RTTP? What board really believes in the "it's about the music maaaaaaaaaan" ethos that so many of you think you believe?

- Bridge Nine? Pretty cool if you like hearing about the world from the perspective of high school kids and grown men that own Terror sweatpants.

- The Noise Board? Old tyme homos tucking their AARP cards into their fedoras on the way to Deep Ellum. Good luck.

- Lambgoat? Blabbermouth? That retarded new england metal Facebook group where no one would admit that they hadn't heard Spinny V? Shit, at that point why even bother with a board at all? Just leave Youtube comments, you'll get the same out of it.

I reject the revisionist history that this board wasn't founded on trolling. Chariots of Fire anyone? You're looking at the Christopher Columbus of logged in trolls right here. Yeah, most trolls are for shit. Who cares? If you haven't found at least 1 troll you've identified with you're doing it wrong. I've been on the troll radar for years and I still defend the rights of anon assholes to say things they couldn't possibly get away with IRL.

Furthermore, I like sifting through Beelze fight threads for BM videos. I like the neverending Aril/Alex battle where I don't even know if they're kidding or not. And I like that not just any random with a browser and 100 free hours of AOL can come on here and impose their musical opinions without running the gauntlet first.

RTTP. I still believe.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 2:38pm edited Jul 13,2012 2:39pm
-If the board sucks "now" when exactly was it better?

When you were an angry HateEdger who I enjoyed trolling in 2003 about smoking weed at an Opeth Concert, and you wanted me to go to Bridgewater State to fight you.

- What music boards are actually better?
FMP.

- When wasn't this board troll summer camp?
It started out as a camp of 17, now its a camp of 347.


-Show me a RTTP-er who says this board had a golden age.

Right here. Golden Age was 2006-2008.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 13,2012 2:40pm
appreeshed. if i didnt think the board was any good i wouldnt have bothered making the thread everyone thinks is just a bitch session.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 13,2012 2:42pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
you wanted me to go to Bridgewater State to fight you.


the one with the most teeth left buys DP Dough.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 2:43pm
Also, Chan.

Chan is the only poster that ever mattered.

Also, BRING BACK ALL THE SXE PEOPLE. WHERE DID THEY GO.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2012 2:43pm



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jul 13,2012 2:43pm
mike...you just won 100 free hours of AOL.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 2:43pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
you wanted me to go to Bridgewater State to fight you.


the one with the most teeth left buys DP Dough.


:'( RIP



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 13,2012 2:43pm
It seems as though some "golden age" posters have left and been replaced by anonymous trolls, but I really don't care. As long as there are shared interests and at least a few intelligent minds to discuss issues with, I'm having a grand old time.

As for my beef with aril, I'm over it but apparently he's not over me yet.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 2:46pm
Translation: I added aril as a friend on facebook after I continually annoyed him with my butt buddy Cher but he hasn't clicked accept yet and probably won't ever.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2012 2:46pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
What's the alternative to RTTP? What board really believes in the "it's about the music maaaaaaaaaan" ethos that so many of you think you believe?


http://baystaterock.com/

I reject the revisionist history that this board wasn't founded on trolling.


I'm gonna get Baneard Stevens to successfully tattoo this repeatedly on my body.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Jul 13,2012 2:49pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
-If the board sucks "now" when exactly was it better?
.


exactly. people talk about the 'old days' of rttp like it was any different than now. A bunch of bored dumbass metal heads talking shit and laughing at dumb pictures, with the occasional band promotion.



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 13,2012 2:55pm
does our love for 90s/early 2000 RPGS/Squaresoft and melodic black metal mean NOTHING TO YOU ARL??????????



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 13,2012 2:55pm edited Jul 13,2012 2:55pm


THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TROLLS



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 13,2012 2:56pm
10\10 post. Except the 34 year olds part. I resemble that remark.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 13,2012 2:57pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Translation: I added aril as a friend on facebook after I continually annoyed him with my butt buddy Cher but he hasn't clicked accept yet and probably won't ever.


It's not hard to be the better man when you hold grudges over such trivial matters. I sent you that friend request as a sign of good will, take it or leave it but in the end you will have to face the fact that other people have the right to express their opinions and your word is not the only one that matters.

The proposed ban and resulting petition and following is a direct result of your only child syndrome. Heaven forbid someone actually calls you out when you're bullying and slandering myself or others that aren't even present to defend themselves.

GOOSE.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Jul 13,2012 2:58pm edited Jul 13,2012 2:58pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
- Bridge Nine? Pretty cool if you like hearing about the world from the perspective of high school kids and grown men that own Terror sweatpants.


This is a pretty funny description of B9.

I've never looked at the Noise board or Bay State Rock



toggletoggle post by Rob howl(like a wolf) ford at Jul 13,2012 2:59pm
"I'm Aril, I can troll other people but I can't be trolled because I have a kid and am "over" black metal"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 3:02pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
[ your only child syndrome.


wrong. I have siblings. Now you're pissing me off, BRINGING FAMILY INTO THIS.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 3:03pm
Rob%20howl(like%20a%20wolf)%20ford said[orig][quote]
"I'm Aril, I can troll other people but I can't be trolled because I have a kid and am "over" black metal"


Cher, go on...



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 13,2012 3:12pm
yeah that was me actually lol



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 13,2012 3:12pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
[ your only child syndrome.


wrong. I have siblings. Now you're pissing me off, BRINGING FAMILY INTO THIS.


Guess the stereotype doesn't hold true. In any case, it would be an honor to take your family out for a nice dinner to discuss your conduct.



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 13,2012 3:13pm
our love for RPGS/melodic black metal = eternal



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 3:16pm
chernobyl said[orig][quote]
yeah that was me actually lol


The funny thing is that I figured out how to see every anons IP. You think you guys are invincible, but alas, you are not.

PROTIP: You think the warp zone thread is the only programming mishap on this site?



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 13,2012 3:19pm
whatever, i say shit logged in all the time anyways dont care and how would you do that anyways if you don't have access to the server, I understand the IP is public but..



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2012 3:20pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Rob%20howl(like%20a%20wolf)%20ford said[orig][quote]
"I'm Aril, I can troll other people but I can't be trolled because I have a kid and am "over" black metal"


Cher, go on...


chernobyl said[orig][quote]
yeah that was me actually lol




>D



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2012 3:21pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
[ your only child syndrome.


wrong. I have siblings. Now you're pissing me off, BRINGING FAMILY INTO THIS.


Guess the stereotype doesn't hold true. In any case, it would be an honor to take your family out for a nice dinner to discuss your conduct.





toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 13,2012 3:24pm
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
- Bridge Nine? Pretty cool if you like hearing about the world from the perspective of high school kids and grown men that own Terror sweatpants.


This is a pretty funny description of B9.

I've never looked at the Noise board or Bay State Rock


Every time I read the Bridge Nine board, all I want to do is just fly into a berzerk rage and start stabbing everybody in sight. Just thinking about that place makes me sick.

RTTP rules because people here actually have a sense of humor and I consistently lol at this forum. If I want to read butthurt, I'll go to General Discussion on Lots of Noise and facepalm myself to death.



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 13,2012 3:28pm edited Jul 13,2012 3:28pm



toggletoggle post by not slag at Jul 13,2012 3:30pm
quit getting you're nostalgia in me metel!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2012 3:33pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]

RTTP rules because people here actually have a sense of humor and I consistently lol at this forum. If I want to read butthurt, I'll go to General Discussion on Lots of Noise and facepalm myself to death.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 13,2012 3:35pm
board still rules. lots of assholes. lots of shit talking. lots of awesome mixed with a whole lotta faggotry. ie: ben



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 3:35pm
Sense of humor?
Horrible humor here. Reposts of old news constantly, and recycled internet articles. Rttp is usually 3 weeks late with what is "funny." Site sucks.



toggletoggle post by not slag at Jul 13,2012 3:38pm
your arrested



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2012 3:39pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Sense of humor?
Horrible humor here. Reposts of old news constantly, and recycled internet articles. Rttp is usually 3 weeks late with what is "funny." Site sucks.





toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 13,2012 3:39pm
RTTP does bring the lulz, i agree.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 3:43pm
Oh, and classic posters that dont post often anymore but brought more to the table than most:

Rich Horror
MarkFuckingRichards
Ouchdrummer
MSD
ShadowSD
Reimroc
Abbath
DavefromtheGrave
GoatCatalyst
Litacore
PaganMegan
Mess
CHRISTRAPER
DreaminginExile
Dreadkill
Pam
Joshtruction
Conservationist
MikeOvDrecpitude
C.Dead
Timma
GodlessRob
ArrowheadNLI
Etc, etc etc.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2012 3:45pm
DYA is mad because he's the worst offender of old news



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 13,2012 3:45pm
aril is actually a cyborg of the past from the future and is controlled by these dudes:



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 13,2012 3:48pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Oh, and classic posters that dont post often anymore but brought more to the table than most:

Reimroc





toggletoggle post by Crap Pyramid at Jul 13,2012 4:01pm
The Golden Age of this site was when we in BLack Pyramid were still undisputed the best band in New England and all of you trend jumping pussies still swung from our nutsacks while throwing LSD laced blunts onstage to us to smoke and bought all of our beers and pussy for us.

Sure are frontman went crazy and we released a shitty album but what you are all missing is that this Golden Age is coming back as we move forward with our reunion and plans to release our epic wizard sleeve new album that will further blacken Southern stoner and kick all the poser reunions like Acid Bath and Phil Anselmo ass.

So quit bitching load that bong goddamn you are a bunch of winy pussy bitches motherfuckers



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2012 4:13pm
Crap%20Pyramid said[orig][quote]
epic wizard sleeve pussy



toggletoggle post by Goddamn at Jul 13,2012 4:16pm
Goddamn



toggletoggle post by kadoogand at Jul 13,2012 5:37pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]

Show me a RTTP-er who says this board had a golden age, and I'll show you a guy who is just grumpy because he's ---25--- now and no one comes on here to tell him how much they liked his old band's ---Slayer--- cover at the Chopping Block anymore.


That's more like it. I peaked at 17, wanna armwrestle about it? Meet me at the Chopp- shit...



toggletoggle post by kadoogand at Jul 13,2012 5:38pm
and the hilarity is what keeps me around, sorry I laughed at your Modest Mouse collection. I like Fugazi, let's make out.



toggletoggle post by kadoogand at Jul 13,2012 5:40pm
Also, there were more funny PEOPLE here back around 2005ish, give or take. Now it's mostly the random images that are funny. Which could be said about the entire internet, maybe.



toggletoggle post by kadoogand at Jul 13,2012 5:49pm
One more thing, I DON'T KNOW WHO MOST OF YOU PEOPLE ARE ANYMORE.

I think it's because the small handful of bands I gave a shit about all broke up, combined with being a semi-shut-in and not going to see Hirudinea or whatever Tall Eric or Unky Jeff or wayland folks or Rich Horror is doing now and whoever else I'm forgetting and everything else.



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 13,2012 5:51pm
I'm Raynard from Blessed Offal and I'm also in Dysentery.



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Jul 13,2012 5:51pm
chernobyl said[orig][quote]
I'm Raynard from Blessed Offal and I'm also in Dysentery.


Oh hey Blue!



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 13,2012 5:53pm
Headbanging_Man said[orig][quote]
chernobyl said[orig][quote]
I'm Raynard from Blessed Offal and I'm also in Dysentery.


Oh hey Blue!


Mr. Coleslaw, been awhile!



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Jul 13,2012 5:57pm
I think you're mixing me up with someone else. This is Skinny Ray Dwyer from PATHAC Productions and Helvete night!



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Jul 13,2012 6:01pm
Helvete at the paradise or GTFO



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2012 6:14pm edited Jul 13,2012 6:14pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
Helvete at Gillette Stadium or GTFO



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 13,2012 6:48pm



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Jul 13,2012 6:59pm
chernobyl said[orig][quote]


ficksed



toggletoggle post by HARDKORE SKEPTIKULT at Jul 14,2012 8:58am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

The funny thing is that I figured out how to see every anons IP. You think you guys are invincible, but alas, you are not.


calling bullshit. who am I then?



toggletoggle post by Fake ARIL at Jul 14,2012 12:38pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]


The funny thing is that I figured out how to see every anons IP.


You get cleaned out at the poker table every time, don't you?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 14,2012 12:39pm
Ya'll can't take sarcasm, can you? An idiot would've believed that.



toggletoggle post by Fake ARIL at Jul 14,2012 12:42pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Ya'll can't take sarcasm, can you? An idiot would've believed that.


Really, lets go to foxwoods.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 14,2012 12:48pm
I don't play trendfag games like poker.



toggletoggle post by ArrilusCan'tBluff at Jul 14,2012 12:55pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I don't play trendfag games like poker.


I wonder why...



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 14,2012 1:33pm
HARDKORE%20SKEPTIKULT said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

The funny thing is that I figured out how to see every anons IP. You think you guys are invincible, but alas, you are not.


calling bullshit. who am I then?


I posted on your FB at 8:55, and then posted this at 8:58. And you call yourself an internet black belt...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 15,2012 5:35am
Deal with it crab and I need to chill out with deal with it spider.



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