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returntothepit >> discuss >> Craiglist strikes again: Real Rock Drummer for NON-pussy band (L.A.) by RustyPS on Jun 18,2012 1:04pm
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toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 18,2012 1:04pm
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/muc/3036860974.html

I do NOT play to a click track or backing tracks and GO SCREW if you think I'm gonna "tone it down a little, bro" so you can piddle away on your stringed sissy box. I WILL NOT play hotel cafe and don't take direction from ninnies who live in their fucking parents basement and whack off to dreams of hanging with Jack Johnson and rapping about his "process", you piece of shit. I am a real mother fucker with balls of steel and have a drumset that loves to be ass fucked mercilessly from behind and I need to join a band who understands that stage-sex is part of the fucking game, dude. So when I'm fucking the shit outta the kit, you can't be the guy in the corner beating your limp, taffy dick wishing that you could stick your dick in too, NO! You get that dick hard and fuck the stage with me, pussy boy. I'm so sick of stealing the show and would really love to meet some real sons of fucking bitches who aren't afraid to use a sweat band for its intended purpose: wiping off fucking sweat, cum, groupies, pussy juice, blood, etc.

Do not write me for reasons of sass because I will FIND YOU and shred your fucking face with my SHIT-STORMING DRUM GODLINESS!




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 18,2012 1:08pm
oh Nytrostick, you silly goose.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jun 18,2012 1:10pm
Oldest news.



toggletoggle post by Scourge_Metal  at Jun 18,2012 1:10pm



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jun 18,2012 1:14pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Oldest news.
So old I thought it was a repost. But it's a multiple Facebook repost.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 18,2012 1:15pm
I guess I'm not in the loop....oh well



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 18,2012 1:24pm
Yeah, this isn't the first place I've seen it but it's a great ad, no doubt.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Jun 18,2012 1:26pm



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan  at Jun 18,2012 5:33pm
Could've easily been a failed Danny McBride show idea.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 18,2012 7:11pm
Dude needs it bad



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