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returntothepit >> discuss >> Cooked squid inseminates woman's mouth, doesn't call by DestroyYouAlot on Jun 17,2012 2:12pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 17,2012 2:12pm
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/cook...uth-161454043--abc-news-health.html



Here's one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman's mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing "severe pain in her oral cavity" when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal but continued to feel a lingering "pricking" sensation.
Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.
Despite having been boiled, the dead squid's live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman's mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a "cement" that attaches the sperm to a wall.
Not to worry, calamari lovers. Most Western-world squid preparation removes the squid's internal organs, leaving only its muscle for eaters to enjoy, according to Danna Staaf, who writes the blog Squid a Day, published on Science 2.0.
Seafood, anyone?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 17,2012 3:58pm
This needs to happen more often I think.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 18,2012 10:43am
who hasn't been bonked in the mouth by a cephalopod before? sex with people is overrated.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 18,2012 11:37am
Who doesn't enjoy the company of men!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 18,2012 11:57am
men with tentacles on their testicles



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jun 18,2012 12:19pm
Repoast?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 18,2012 12:20pm
I would never buy a box of Bluff Scout Squid Semen Bars, they taste like CEMENT!



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jun 18,2012 12:22pm
I love squid.



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Jun 19,2012 8:14am
God this is gross



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