here is a gif explaining the process boblovesmusic uses to get women:
It's true but I don't have rockets, I sprout warp nacelles
Impossible. Construction of warp nacelles is inconceivable without appropriate proximity to a space matter energy source. Unless of course you found a way to convert slowing expansion to accelerated expansion to create dark matter, but even then the chances of synching the proper combustion rate required for warp speed are approximately 7.358 billion to one.