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returntothepit >> discuss >> If you consume alcohol on the streets of ny the police will strangle your penis by KEVORD on Jun 14,2012 12:22pm
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toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jun 14,2012 12:22pm
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/06/man-c...laims-nypd-strangled-his-penis.html


Man Alleges in Lawsuit That NYPD Officers Strangled His Penis
By Brett Smiley



Nathaniel Carter of Brooklyn claims in his lawsuit against the City of New York that NYPD officers strangled him "about the neck, placed a drawstring around his penis, and strangled his penis causing bodily injury." This allegedly occurred in June of last year on a public sidewalk in Crown Heights during what Carter termed a false arrest for consuming alcohol on a public street, but more importantly — when did the NYPD start putting drawstrings around penises and strangling them?! Unfortunately, we can't yet approximate the monetary relief for a strangled penis, as Carter seeks an unspecified amount in damages.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jun 14,2012 12:24pm



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jun 14,2012 12:27pm
Road trip!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 14,2012 12:35pm
If penis strangling is wrong, I don't want to be right.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 14,2012 1:07pm
This thread delivers. I know where I'm going on vacation.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 14,2012 1:11pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
If penis strangling is cool, consider me Miles Davis.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 14,2012 2:34pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
If penis strangling is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Jun 14,2012 2:44pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
If penis strangling is cool, call me Billy D. Williams.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 14,2012 3:14pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
If strangling Billy D. Williams's penis is cool, call me DENTAL PLAN.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 14,2012 3:17pm



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Jun 14,2012 3:25pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
If interrupting my train of thought is cool, call me LISA NEEDS BRACES.



toggletoggle post by Subrick  at Jun 15,2012 10:56am
Poor penis. Strangling it is only acceptable during either rough sex or a very intense porn session.



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