Dumbest band name I've ever heard

WAY WORSE THAN OURS

we should do a band called BENCH PRESS

Dun goofed

My old band played with Line of Scrimmage in NYC. They told us we could use a bunch of their gear. Surprise surprise we go to set up and this other band starts walking off with all the cabs they said we could use. It turns out none of the gear they promised us was there's and the other band didn't even know about it. We almost got in a fist fight with these poor dudes that were just trying to goto work.

line of scrimmage might possibly be one of the lulziest band names I've ever heard of in my LIFE baaaaaaaaaahhaa

Taking Back Any Given Sunday

INB4 FOOTBALL RIFFS

scouting combine is the best band name ever.

No

wiggerbrocore

well then what is?

I clearly remember having the existence of a band called "XRepresentX" brought to my attention through this board years ago...

I googled "deadlifts band" to see if the members were actually even capable of deadlifting a non-gay amount of weight. I just got pictures of deadlifting with rubber bands:



GREAT WAY TO BREAK THAT PLATEAU ON YOUR DEADS BRO

Hah I know most of the dudes in this band. Wmass hxc son

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t0gp9KnZKg

give em hell funeral in fame etc

You're sure it's not bastardswine deadlifts?

I'm going to start a band called LAT PULLDOWN.

me and DrewBlood were talking about naming our hXc band "Deadlift" years ago. These bitches stole our name. Time to take it back...

>>The rather shocking photo attached snapped by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships
>>at Penn State.
>>
>>The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain
>>
>>anonymous,remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom
>>of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of
>>pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard,
>>
>>at the same time as trying to complete the lift." He remembers a
>>loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and
>>then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in
>>this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused
>>him overwhelming agonizing pain.
>>
>>Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried
>>him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons
>>described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the
>>bowel".
>>
>>Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his
>>shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either
>>side of the lifter.
>>
>>The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was
>>unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the
>>incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent
>>of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.This
>>compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to
>>how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in
>>the squatting
>>
>>position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless
>>audience.
>>
>>The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse,
>>but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2
>>weeks to ensure"internal compliance with the surgery and that the
>>organs retracted successfully". To add insult to injury, the
>>ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal
>>orifice and stitch the rectal passage( which had significantly
>>expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a
>>
>>low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any
>>possibility of a recurrence.

Haha, whether that story is true or not, powerlifting breeds some nasty fucking injuries.

played this show last night. All these bands and dudes ruled.

is that nick singing? I can't tell from the video.

that picture is not from that injury since the pants up there are obviously cut and what person would lift in socks like that?

Did you nut in their mouths like you usually do, 'nutter'?

Yea nick b singing

Nick is one of the best guys around. He looks jacked in this video. I support all his bands, even the popping one.

There's a local band named Bastardswine, so that's my assumption.

the local band Bastardswine is great