http://m.aol.com/music/blog/noisecreep/201...ers-of-deftones-isis-form-new-band/

YUH

One the worst vocalists ever.

would

to form one of the most over rated bands since Mastadon

Lack of Girlfriend Metal content rectified.

Talent is overrated. Please continue ripping each other off while ripping off 30 year old bands.

Isis please keep ripping off Neurosis with a whiney numetal vocalist.

Neurosis please keep being over produced butt rock

for band metalcore bands the name are always 3 words like "burn these eyes" or "skies coming down" or "memories of old" etc etc


but now for clever hipster bands that use orange/sunn gear and generally are generic and/or boring you need ONE WORD meaningless band names like "FIRES" or "BRANCHES" or "GUIDE"

Haha lets start a band called DOUCHEBAGS

I think there's a punk band called Douchebags.

ok, what about HIPSTERS?

The Doosh Bags

You're behind the times once again. You fail at keeping up with trends, poser. The hip thing now is to have TWO OF THE SAME WORD like "FIRES FIRES" or "BRANCHES BRANCHES." If you're really cool, you have a comma in between, so like "GUIDE, GUIDE"

My new post metal indie doom blackened stoner death sludge art core grind band is going to be called Thief? THIEFf! and we're going to have an original take on the sound with our custom moonnn {{9}} amps endorsement and dub trance influence. We're playing through nine full stacks.

Lol at Thief Thief being a real band

soon it'll be cool to double up the metal core band names i.e.

"Look to the Horizon, LOOK TO THE FUCKING HORIZON!"

Only Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg is real.

lol I honestly didn't even know that, I was just taking the piss.

ITT: Isis re-jumps shark

cause anyone who doesn't like Isis or the deftones must only listen to death metal.

Wat

Oh that was a band name? My bad miss read.

It's Yeti and I's crabcore sideproject. We play one breakdown as an intro and then let the amps ring out for a half hour as our set.

i love looking at the name of that lake on google maps