1. They are weirder than you
2. They got Xasthur to record with them, the fuck have you done???
3. They are crazy enough to play shows with bands that dont like them
4. They are the most trolled band on this site....
5. They are probably uglier than you
6. They are trying to do legit shows
7. They can magically dispell the Duck Duck Goosers
8. Their sister probably hasn't mentioned you
9. Some legit bands that have played with them and dont shit talk them on here
10. They were better in the 90's
