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returntothepit >> discuss >> "KEVORD" is a metal elitist asshole by carcass66 on Mar 13,2012 9:40am
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toggletoggle post by carcass66 at Mar 13,2012 9:40am
seriously dude, why dont you say all of this to our faces. you think youre so right just because youre like 6 years older then us. shut the fuck up and let.us listen to music.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Mar 13,2012 9:42am
Heartwork=worst album in metal history



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 13,2012 9:42am
carcass66 said[orig][quote]
seriously dude, why dont you say all of this to our faces.


signed, anonymous NLI guy



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 13,2012 9:44am
troll identified



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 13,2012 9:44am
ITT:




toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 13,2012 9:53am
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]
Heartwork=worst album in metal history


pretty much.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 12:01pm
Well durrrrrr.



toggletoggle post by shutupgreg at Mar 13,2012 1:47pm
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]
EVERY ANAL CUNT ALBUM=worst album in metal history



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Mar 13,2012 1:55pm
carcass66 said[orig][quote]
seriously dude, why dont you say all of this to our faces. you think youre so right just because youre like 6 years older then us. shut the fuck up and let.us listen to music.


KEVORD > YOU
and I don't know either of you.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 2:00pm
Stay on topic. This Tiger Beat article is about me. I'm 33 6'2 240 lbs. Born in Methuen Ma. Currently reside in Worcester with my wife and 3 cats. My favorite color is red. My favorite food is chinese. My drink of choice is Jack and coke and my turnoffs are posers under 30 and turtle knecks.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 13,2012 2:02pm
i hate those turtling bitches on the vancouver knecks too



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 13,2012 3:24pm
someone make a kickstart page about this. would donate.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 13,2012 4:11pm
^ I better at least get a "KEVORD is a metal elitist asshole" totebag out of the deal.



toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Mar 13,2012 4:17pm
TURTLE KNEX



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Mar 13,2012 4:19pm
What about posers OVER 30?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 13,2012 4:28pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 13,2012 4:37pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]





toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 4:44pm
Quality thread.



toggletoggle post by carcass66 at Mar 13,2012 5:13pm
yea this elitist guy feels the need to post his height and weight because hes some sort of tough guy. he is also manowarrior for you newb faggots who are born before 1980.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 5:24pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 13,2012 5:29pm
KEVORD HAS A METAL ASSHOLE



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 5:33pm
I need one. I shit four times today. Beer mud from last night.



toggletoggle post by carcass66 at Mar 13,2012 5:34pm
this guy talks trash about the young kids but I never see him at palladium shows and he lives in worcester.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 5:38pm
LOL this troll is now obvious troll.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 13,2012 5:39pm
RICKROLL IDENTIFIED



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 5:41pm
And for the record I'm not Manowarrior. I like Manowar signed in.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 13,2012 5:45pm
trioxin%20245nli said[orig][quote]
What about posers OVER 30?
also wasn't me



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Mar 13,2012 5:46pm
I found over 30 posers in my relapse grab bag.



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 13,2012 5:52pm
KevORB



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 13,2012 6:06pm
carcass66 said[orig][quote]
I never see him at palladium shows and he lives in worcester.


Sounds like a distinguished gentleman of refined tastes. What's YOUR problem?



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 13,2012 6:52pm
I just gotta say (and I realize Im responding to a troll here) but I think even the worst AC record (which Im not gonna say which one I think that is, im drunk but not THAT drunk) is better than Heartwork. Sure there's probably been worse records than Heartwork. But when you take into account how awesome a band was BEFORE they're shitty record came out...Naw dude. Heartwork is just horribible.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 13,2012 6:54pm
and I already said I was drunk so anyone that points out my spelling errors is uber gay



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Mar 13,2012 7:20pm
i like heartwork. Nothing sounds like that album.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 13,2012 7:21pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
i like heartwork. Nothing sounds like that album.
lol



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 7:23pm
I'm sure Notshaver likes Swansong.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 13,2012 7:28pm
Heartwork was a solid record. It's no SOS or Necrotism, but a well written, melodic metal record.



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 13,2012 7:29pm
I enjoy Heartwork quite a bit..



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Mar 13,2012 7:33pm
Heartwork? More like SHARTwork



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Mar 13,2012 7:34pm
Swansong, more like Mom's Dong.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 13,2012 7:54pm
That is a seriously ignorant statement. I am not going to get into a big internet battle about someones personal taste, but to call it shit? come on now, what have you done that even touches that record, especially for the time?



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 13,2012 7:54pm
If heartwork is your favorite Carcass record, then you're missing the point of Carcass.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Mar 13,2012 7:59pm
i think everyone that likes heartwork is aware of the fact that carcass sounded completely different up to that album but that doesnt make it a bad album. COC were ahardcore band until Deliverence (or blind even) and that doesnt mean Deliverence sucks. In fact it kicks ass. Doesnt mean i dont like early COC too (although in this example..i kinda dont like early COC but thats just like...my opinion)

also..what bands/albums sound like heartwork? i wanna check them out.



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 13,2012 8:01pm
Two different eras of carcass. One is grind and the other is death metal, there is no "missing the point"...pretty ridiculous thing to say. What about people who like death more than
Grind?



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 13,2012 8:12pm
The point is they helped to pioneer a style of music and then started playing generic music, so most people would appreciate what they did that was groundbreaking, rather than the mediocre genre albums.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 13,2012 8:15pm
This song is the basis for every Blessed Offal song, even though we sound nothing like it.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 13,2012 8:17pm
Hey hey hey!! If you want to bash heartwork, start a new thread! This thread is for kevord bashing ONLY. Also the phrase "worst AC record" implies there's a best AC record which is just hilarious.



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 13,2012 8:17pm
I think Heartwork is well over mediocre



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Mar 13,2012 8:18pm
i just dont get the generic comment...i still dont know who or what else sounds like heartwork. We re not talking about slaughter of the soul here.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 13,2012 8:19pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
The point is they helped to pioneer a style of music and then started playing generic music, so most people would appreciate what they did that was groundbreaking, rather than the mediocre genre albums.


ha ha ha, I think they just became good musicians and decided to have a little more melody in their music. BTW, The music style on Necrotism is very close to that on Heartwork, I would say it was a natural step, and If you think that they made a concious decision to abandon the ROP era for Necrotism and Heartwork, you are nuts. SOS was among my favorite DM albums of all time, but Necrotism shattered that album for me, and by time heartwork came out, I was just into alot of other stuff that was comming out at the time, like all the BM and or Doom stuff, prolly the same as most people thought at that time.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 13,2012 8:21pm
My opinion.... AC have always been a horrible band. They sucked...always. There is definitely no best album. You can't get chicken salad from chicken shit.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 13,2012 8:21pm
Sots doesn't exist. That album is like britney spears for me. Everything before Necroticism is just funny but sounds badass live.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 13,2012 8:24pm
this thread is popcorn.gif



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 13,2012 8:28pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
If heartwork is your favorite Carcass record, then you're missing the point of Carcass.


YES!! nuff said



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 13,2012 8:28pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
Sots doesn't exist. That album is like britney spears for me. Everything before Necroticism is just funny but sounds badass live.


You didn't dig on ruptured In Purulence or Exhume To Consume??? What's wrong with you???



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 8:33pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
This thread is for saying kevord is dashing ONLY.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 13,2012 8:35pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
i think everyone that likes heartwork is aware of the fact that carcass sounded completely different up to that album but that doesnt make it a bad album. COC were ahardcore band until Deliverence (or blind even) and that doesnt mean Deliverence sucks. In fact it kicks ass. Doesnt mean i dont like early COC too (although in this example..i kinda dont like early COC but thats just like...my opinion)

also..what bands/albums sound like heartwork? i wanna check them out.


REALLY?? Buy any Megadeth record and just tune the guitars to standard E. You got Heartwork. Its just downtuned Megadeth.







toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 13,2012 8:37pm
Im drunk, maybe I said that backwards, but you know what I mean



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 13,2012 8:37pm
dyingmuse said[orig][quote]
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
The point is they helped to pioneer a style of music and then started playing generic music, so most people would appreciate what they did that was groundbreaking, rather than the mediocre genre albums.


ha ha ha, I think they just became good musicians and decided to have a little more melody in their music. BTW, The music style on Necrotism is very close to that on Heartwork, I would say it was a natural step, and If you think that they made a concious decision to abandon the ROP era for Necrotism and Heartwork, you are nuts. SOS was among my favorite DM albums of all time, but Necrotism shattered that album for me, and by time heartwork came out, I was just into alot of other stuff that was comming out at the time, like all the BM and or Doom stuff, prolly the same as most people thought at that time.


I'm not even questioning anyones opinion, I'm just pointing out the reasons why the average Carcass fan would hold the earlier records in higher regards.



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 13,2012 8:38pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
i just dont get the generic comment...i still dont know who or what else sounds like heartwork. We re not talking about slaughter of the soul here.


Slaughter of the soul wasnt generic but it started many generic rip offs..



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 13,2012 8:41pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
arktouros said[orig][quote]
This thread is for laughing at Jeff Walker dying of cancer ONLY.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 13,2012 8:42pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
i think everyone that likes heartwork is aware of the fact that carcass sounded completely different up to that album but that doesnt make it a bad album. COC were ahardcore band until Deliverence (or blind even) and that doesnt mean Deliverence sucks. In fact it kicks ass. Doesnt mean i dont like early COC too (although in this example..i kinda dont like early COC but thats just like...my opinion)

also..what bands/albums sound like heartwork? i wanna check them out.


COC huh, I remember Seth giving Pepper (or maybe it was one of the other COC guys, I donbt remember anymore) shit about them being soooooo gay lately (backin the deliverence era) and Pepper's response was " "let's see what kind of songs you write when you're 35"

I think we answered that. Even with our gay metal record we kicked their asses





toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 13,2012 8:43pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
dyingmuse said[orig][quote]
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
The point is they helped to pioneer a style of music and then started playing generic music, so most people would appreciate what they did that was groundbreaking, rather than the mediocre genre albums.


ha ha ha, I think they just became good musicians and decided to have a little more melody in their music. BTW, The music style on Necrotism is very close to that on Heartwork, I would say it was a natural step, and If you think that they made a concious decision to abandon the ROP era for Necrotism and Heartwork, you are nuts. SOS was among my favorite DM albums of all time, but Necrotism shattered that album for me, and by time heartwork came out, I was just into alot of other stuff that was comming out at the time, like all the BM and or Doom stuff, prolly the same as most people thought at that time.


I'm not even questioning anyones opinion, I'm just pointing out the reasons why the average Carcass fan would hold the earlier records in higher regards.


This is a comendable comment, I can see your point. However that record is in no way shit, just like the last post, it very well may have spawned many other gay releases, but It was a quality release none the less.

What sucks is that we are all getting old ha ha ha. I miss those days.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 13,2012 8:49pm
This thread turned into everyone being an elitist asshole but me. The irony.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 13,2012 8:52pm
ha ha ha. I was?



toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Mar 14,2012 9:51am
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
i think everyone that likes heartwork is aware of the fact that carcass sounded completely different up to that album but that doesnt make it a bad album. COC were ahardcore band until Deliverence (or blind even) and that doesnt mean Deliverence sucks. In fact it kicks ass. Doesnt mean i dont like early COC too (although in this example..i kinda dont like early COC but thats just like...my opinion)

also..what bands/albums sound like heartwork? i wanna check them out.


REALLY?? Buy any Megadeth record and just tune the guitars to standard E. You got Heartwork. Its just downtuned Megadeth.






I like both bands very much but I cant get down with that analogy.



toggletoggle post by anel cunt fan at Mar 14,2012 10:00am
i agree with whatever josh martin says!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 15,2012 7:43am
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
I just gotta say (and I realize Im responding to a troll here) but I think even the worst AC record (which Im not gonna say which one I think that is, im drunk but not THAT drunk) is better than Heartwork. Sure there's probably been worse records than Heartwork. But when you take into account how awesome a band was BEFORE they're shitty record came out...Naw dude. Heartwork is just horribible.


i'm pointing out a spelling error, simply because "horribible" is an awesome word.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 15,2012 8:16am
New song for secret project



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 15,2012 9:25am edited Mar 15,2012 9:26am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
I just gotta say (and I realize Im responding to a troll here) but I think even the worst AC record (which Im not gonna say which one I think that is, im drunk but not THAT drunk) is better than Heartwork. Sure there's probably been worse records than Heartwork. But when you take into account how awesome a band was BEFORE they're shitty record came out...Naw dude. Heartwork is just horribible.


i'm pointing out a spelling error, simply because "horribible" is an awesome word.


I love drunk internetting.

I used "they're" wrong too



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 15,2012 9:30am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
New song for secret project


I want royalties. (Rev needs to create an emoticon for being a jew. Some ugly guy with huge nose and a yamaka [or however you spell it] or something)




toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 15,2012 9:31am
(:^)

Eh?



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