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returntothepit >> discuss >> Free chalice with custom engraving by Alx_Casket on Mar 9,2012 3:31am
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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 9,2012 3:31am
1. Go to random.org
2. Generate a random number, with min: 10000, max: 99999
3. Copy that randomly generated number
4. Go to http://stellaartois.young-america.com/Register.aspx
5. As code use 28 + the random number (so you get a 7 number digit, for example 2812345)
6. If it fails, generate a new number and try again
7. If it doesn't fail, enjoy your free custom engraved chalice! You can use three lines, with 15 characters max each.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 9,2012 5:15am
Just sent out 3 random chalices to my friends and two to myself.



toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 9,2012 7:41am
Awesome.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2012 8:14am
i could only get it to work once. every number after was invalid.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 9,2012 8:38am edited Mar 9,2012 9:17am
Excel also has a random number generator.

=Rand()*99999



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 9,2012 9:20am
"Profanity not allowed in message lines"

Uggggggghhhhhhh



toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Mar 9,2012 9:29am
Free Chalice Demo? The Witch Tomb drummer, Draaths solo project?

SICK



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 9,2012 9:31am
12 and on mobile, what is this?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2012 10:36am
i got it to work more than once, it just took being a lurker of chalice.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 9,2012 10:56am
Nice, my chalice is made.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 9,2012 11:00am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i got it to work more than once, it just took being a lurker of chalice.
lulz



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 9,2012 11:09am
Here's mine. Cheers, Alx!




toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Mar 9,2012 11:30am
i just made one for 212. it already has mold and cig butts floating in it



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Mar 9,2012 11:38am edited Mar 9,2012 11:38am
Composted's Phallus Chalice



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 9,2012 11:41am
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
Composted's Phallus Chalice
YES!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2012 1:19pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
Composted's Phallus Chalice


Doing this now.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 9,2012 1:23pm
hopefully phallus doesn't fall into the profanity category



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2012 1:51pm
Behold. Thank you, Mr. Fewell.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 9,2012 1:52pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Behold. Thank you, Mr. Fewell.

BALLIIIIIIIIIIIN



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Mar 9,2012 1:57pm
ABastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
Free Chalice Demo? The Witch Tomb drummer, Draaths solo project?

SICK
khed fahkin DRAATH KHED



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 9,2012 1:59pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
Just sent out 3 random chalices to my friends and two to myself.

Do you have two addresses? I just tried to do a 2nd one to myself and got a Limit One Per Person pimp slap.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 9,2012 2:14pm
Profanity not allowed in message lines




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 9,2012 2:14pm
Drink More
Masturbate More
Live More



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 9,2012 2:15pm
"I am the worst
Dragonborn
Ever." Aaron



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Mar 9,2012 2:30pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Behold. Thank you, Mr. Fewell.


Hahahaha, nice!



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 9,2012 2:44pm
"Can't fuck
with the
Queen Bee"

I'm so excited for this to get here



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2012 3:19pm
i put

the cause and
solution to
life's problems

i got one for my girl that says

drink up!
and up!
AND UP!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 9,2012 3:52pm
posbleak said[orig][quote]
"Can't fuck
with the
Queen Bee"

I'm so excited for this to get here


Haha, hope you let me drink out of that next time I come over.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 9,2012 4:21pm
I don't know how the 'fuck' went through when it wouldn't take 'bitch' but sure!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 9,2012 6:47pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
Just sent out 3 random chalices to my friends and two to myself.

Do you have two addresses? I just tried to do a 2nd one to myself and got a Limit One Per Person pimp slap.


Sent one to my parents house. Sucks it's just one address per order. I couldn't even make one in my gf's name.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Mar 9,2012 6:53pm
dude we should rent out some pool hall one night for a RTTP only party and everyone has to drink out of their chalice all night... Rev can DJ. Wren will arrange it all. Ill get drunk and forget everything the next day.



toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 9,2012 7:04pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
dude we should rent out some pool hall one night for a RTTP only party and everyone has to drink out of their chalice all night... Rev can DJ. Wren will arrange it all. Ill get drunk and forget everything the next day.


Yes! Most excellent idea.

Mine says "Timmy Chang's Go-Go Courage Juice", btw.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 9,2012 7:07pm
Just figured out that getting these for free is probably fucking over whoever bought the Stella product that gave them the codes we're using to get ours. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2012 11:04pm
timma said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
dude we should rent out some pool hall one night for a RTTP only party and everyone has to drink out of their chalice all night... Rev can DJ. Wren will arrange it all. Ill get drunk and forget everything the next day.


Yes! Most excellent idea.

Mine says "Timmy Chang's Go-Go Courage Juice", btw.


We need to get chalices for Mike and Evan so we can have a cool party for just the 4 of us and then we can cry ourselves to sleep.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 10,2012 7:52am
DONT TALK TO ME
DONT TOUCH ME
LEAVE ME ALONE



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2012 10:32am
Pires said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
Just sent out 3 random chalices to my friends and two to myself.

Do you have two addresses? I just tried to do a 2nd one to myself and got a Limit One Per Person pimp slap.


Sent one to my parents house. Sucks it's just one address per order. I couldn't even make one in my gf's name.
I guess I can send one to work and/or my girlfriend's house



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Mar 10,2012 12:28pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
Just sent out 3 random chalices to my friends and two to myself.

Do you have two addresses? I just tried to do a 2nd one to myself and got a Limit One Per Person pimp slap.


Sent one to my parents house. Sucks it's just one address per order. I couldn't even make one in my Bf's name.
I guess I can send one to work and/or my BOYfriend's house


phix~d... LOLOLOLOL4EVER N ALWAYZ



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 10,2012 12:30pm



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Mar 11,2012 9:14am
Haha, this is sweet...I got "DROP ACID, NOT BOMBS."



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 11,2012 6:58pm
timma said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
dude we should rent out some pool hall one night for a RTTP only party and everyone has to drink out of their chalice all night... Rev can DJ. Wren will arrange it all. Ill get drunk and forget everything the next day.


Yes! Most excellent idea.

Mine says "Timmy Chang's Go-Go Courage Juice", btw.
Tim, you missed a golden opportunity to get a "Peepee in your coke" chalice.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 11,2012 9:06pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
Just sent out 3 random chalices to my friends and two to myself.

Do you have two addresses? I just tried to do a 2nd one to myself and got a Limit One Per Person pimp slap.


Sent one to my parents house. Sucks it's just one address per order. I couldn't even make one in my Bf's name.
I guess I can send one to work and/or my BOYfriend's house


phix~d... LOLOLOLOL4EVER N ALWAYZ


:(



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 12,2012 3:05pm
Got dat email.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 12,2012 3:06pm
Me too!



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 12,2012 3:07pm
Samesies.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 12,2012 3:24pm
Yup.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 12,2012 3:26pm
Do any of you drink Stella frequently? I tend to chug it at the bar, but draft only. Not crazy about the bottles, but the new cans are pretty good.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2012 3:27pm
same[fag] x 3



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 12,2012 3:27pm
NO U



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 12,2012 3:39pm
I like Stella. I prefer darker, heavier beers but like you said, Stella is good for pounding at the bar.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 12,2012 3:52pm
Keep trying this!

I just made another and sent it to the same address with the same name.
Only thing different is a made-up email.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 12,2012 3:58pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
I like Stella. I prefer darker, heavier beers but like you said, Stella is good for pounding at the bar.


Stella is very drinkable, but still has enough alcohol to get you drunk. I like darker, heavier beers, but only for 1 or 2. I'm old, so the heavy stuff just makes me full before I can get buzzed.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 12,2012 4:08pm
Didn't read this thread but my chalice is more gooder.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 12,2012 4:09pm
does it say "F-word B-word N-word?"



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 12,2012 4:39pm
...or does it make reference to a Blue Satan?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 12,2012 4:50pm edited Mar 12,2012 5:52pm


"The Grimness Of Which Shepherds Mourn"

Looks like I need some backup chalices.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 13,2012 8:20am
Stella is weird, for some reason the head always feels like it's made of fiberglass or something. i won't turn it down though.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Mar 13,2012 8:25am
Ordered a Chalice and delivered it to a friends address

8====D~~~ O}:



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Mar 13,2012 8:26am
Mine says "Cheers to Alcoholism!"

and ordered a few silly ones for other people



toggletoggle post by Garth Algar at Mar 13,2012 8:39am
I've been trying to get this bitch to work for a few days. Every code is invalid and I only get like 4 tries. I wanted to get one that said, "when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." I guess I'll drink out of glasses with other shit written on it.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 21,2012 10:04am
is it bad that I keep making these?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 21,2012 10:05am
Ordered a 2nd one last week: "Got 99 Problems But This Glass Ain't One"



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 22,2012 10:27am
Everybody realizes that they're not getting free chalices right?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 22,2012 10:38am
^ Next thing you'll be telling us there's no clown piss.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 23,2012 7:39pm
THERE IS CLOWN PISS



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 23,2012 7:58pm
WTF! But their elves are working on it!



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 16,2012 9:16pm
Anyone get one of these yet? Patiently waiting is not one of my strong points.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Apr 16,2012 9:26pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Anyone get one of these yet? Patiently waiting is not one of my strong points.


Nope. I think MSD was right



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Apr 16,2012 9:42pm
Yeah, weird cuz it's a real promotion. My buddy had a case with a code on it.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Apr 23,2012 12:25pm
My fraudulently acquired chalice arrived today.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 23,2012 12:30pm



I shall await my small mountain of packages....



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Apr 23,2012 12:33pm
mine never arrived :(



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2012 12:36pm
I ordered like 3 of them to different addresses.. I hope it comes.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 23,2012 12:47pm
This handsome gentleman showed up on my doorstep today; I hope the "Daddy Needs His Clown Piss" chalice I ordered for MSD arrives soon.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 23,2012 12:54pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
mine never arrived :(
mine didn't either :(



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 23,2012 12:56pm
O ye of little patience. When the emails were sent out they said it may take approximately 30 business days for the chalice to arrive. It's been roughly 30 business days.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 23,2012 1:11pm
reading is raviolis



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Apr 23,2012 1:57pm
Just got my chalice in the mail.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 23,2012 2:03pm
DON'T SAY I NEVER GAVE YOU GUYS ANYTHING



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 23,2012 4:19pm
I just got one of the two I ordered in the mail.



toggletoggle post by andrewbastard nli at Apr 23,2012 7:47pm
Was there delivery confermation on yours? I got a note that I have a package at the post office in my mailbox today but I have no.idea what it is



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan  at Apr 23,2012 8:32pm
Mine was waiting for me in the mailbox when I got in. Most pleased.



toggletoggle post by Beleth  at Apr 23,2012 9:37pm
Chalice received. Fucking stoked.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2012 10:50pm
is this alcohol even any good?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2012 10:50pm
people should post pictures of theirs!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Apr 23,2012 10:50pm
I got the first one I made today. I think I made the second one a few days, or maybe even a week, later so that won't be coming in for a little while.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 24,2012 7:26am
andrewbastard%20nli said[orig][quote]
Was there delivery confermation on yours? I got a note that I have a package at the post office in my mailbox today but I have no.idea what it is


Yeah, I got a note saying I had four packages at the post office.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 24,2012 8:50am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
is this alcohol even any good?


Stella is great off the tap and out of the can, but I don't like the bottles. I thought you didn't like beer?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 24,2012 8:51am
Don't have mine yet, but I do live in the woods.



toggletoggle post by timma at Apr 24,2012 8:53am
Don't have mine either, and I don't live in the woods :\



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 24,2012 8:54am
Maybe Belgians don't like Asians?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Apr 24,2012 8:56am
got mine from the PO this morning...I didnt think it was actually going to be glass...figured itd be cheap plastic.

shits dope.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Apr 24,2012 8:59am
Still waiting for mine...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 24,2012 10:54am
mine showed up yesterday



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 24,2012 11:05am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
got I didnt think it was actually going to be glass...figured itd be cheap plastic.





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 24,2012 4:16pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
is this alcohol even any good?


Stella is great off the tap and out of the can, but I don't like the bottles. I thought you didn't like beer?
I don't. I didn't even know it was beer.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 25,2012 7:23am
I got two out of the twenty something I had made. "Engraved" my dick. It will wash off after two cycles. Oh well, free is free.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 25,2012 7:23am
"Don't talk to me, don't touch me, leave me alone"

"Destroy it, then, eat it"



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 25,2012 9:16am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
is this alcohol even any good?


Stella is great off the tap and out of the can, but I don't like the bottles. I thought you didn't like beer?
I don't. I didn't even know it was beer.


That's OK, I drink enough for several men.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 25,2012 9:39am
I'm currently drinking straight wild turkey 101.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 26,2012 5:09pm
Good luck with that.

Just got my "chalice" today. Man this thing is small, does it even hold 12oz? I could finish a beer in 2 gulps out of it. Regardless, it was free, so win.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 26,2012 6:09pm
It's not the kind of glass for beer that you gulp.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 26,2012 6:18pm
I'm not aware of any such kind of beer. Sipping is just not for me.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 26,2012 7:43pm
Yeah! Got it today!



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 26,2012 10:27pm edited Apr 26,2012 10:29pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
"Engraved" my dick. It will wash off after two cycles. Oh well, free is free.


The ones I got are definitelty engraved and wontb be washing off anytime soon. fuck im drunk. drank a bunch of 10 -12 % beers out of them tonight to . christen them.





FTW. Fuck you and your shitty beer. Stella will never go in my chalice.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 27,2012 12:19am
Yeah, this is an acid engraving. I drank port wine out of mine and was knocked out at 9:30.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 28,2012 12:12am
Apparently karma frowns upon my stealing ways and made me smash my chalice on the floor. Sleep well, sweet prince.
RIP Phallus Chalice 4/23/12-4/27/12.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 28,2012 10:45am
There might be something to that... I poured myself a glass of port an a beetle dive bombed it. I got a beetle in my drink! Of course I fished it out and drank.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 28,2012 10:52am
That's the spirit. I licked the beer off my floo...I mean...no.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Apr 28,2012 2:36pm
These chalices are cursed!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 29,2012 10:37am
More stories of cursed!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 29,2012 2:14pm
Promotion over. I should have done more of them.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Apr 30,2012 8:49am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Apparently karma frowns upon my stealing ways and made me smash my chalice on the floor. Sleep well, sweet prince.
RIP Phallus Chalice 4/23/12-4/27/12.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 30,2012 10:14am
I have enjoyed my chalice and the naps that have come from enjoying my chalice.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 1,2012 12:17am
Live free and die, fuckers.




toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 1,2012 7:51am
Got my 2nd chalice over the weekend...SCORE!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 1,2012 8:39am
I wished I ordered more.. ho hum.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 1,2012 10:35am
got mine, i felt regal drinking out of it,



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 1,2012 10:55am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
That's the spirit. I licked the beer off my floo...I mean...no.
at least you didn't pick chicken wings out of the trash to eat the last morsels of meat off them like....some guy i know



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 1,2012 10:57am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Apparently karma frowns upon my stealing ways and made me smash my chalice on the floor. Sleep well, sweet prince.
RIP Phallus Chalice 4/23/12-4/27/12.
i guarantee mine will break sometime in the next few months. everything made of glass gets broken in my house, except the windows.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 1,2012 2:28pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
That's the spirit. I licked the beer off my floo...I mean...no.
at least you didn't pick chicken wings out of the trash to eat the last morsels of meat off them like....some guy i know


A man's gotta eat.



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