he say stupid things about my band and now we have problem.

how you say caralho in english?

Is this........The Iron Sheik?

i am not a iron man, what is this?

my lips are moving but there's no sound. some day somebody's gonna get run down.

He has grasshopper dick and the raisin balls.

why caralho no make for happy time to make uprise in matafuck's peepee hole?

aye! this man has a gay swimming suit that i have seen. jajajajajaja, look at how he smiles!

dead peoples in pool with sleepy gorilla snow sex trumpet

jajajajajaja

jajaja, is this US ummm.,...like a slang? what does mean, my friend?

phrase does mean in US that pickle frank group make fucking for christmas cheer

i am so glad for this but i geyt a confusing thoughts, is making fun of my english because i try too hard!

no make fun of english, try too soft me

okay so now i will be 'pissed off' if you would continue make fun of me, i try to make a tour here for metal, not for games. :(

really mot fun making, try to speak with you to have fun times with touring metal shows

ok but you are from outside US, yes? then we just have small roadblock in language, i will try so hard! what is your home country, not US for sure, yes?

home is US country, me just try to easier on your understand

TRUE METAL IN BLOODSTREAMS

yes for us it is the same exact. this is why we want a tour here, so true metal if you wish! just keep a dick joke for our arrival, jajajajajaja.

dick jokes flow from mouth hole lots, no problems, will make laughs many times

rusty is PR guy good very much

oh some of the best but our language may make for a difficult conversion to yours. and but i say a joke is just in jest, but will be funny as the hell!!!

You make for it to do ritual about?

confuseing now?

Some of our true old metal for real....try it and you will see where we come from in Portugal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq42CxFCOAA

is this the guy trying to sell tickets at the metal thursdays again?

you speak many times of this thursday metal day. Is this a festival for every thursday in east US? i wish so that it was the same here but we have worship in morning and big food at 3 oclock for family. thursday is usually part of a week ending before a party!

Real foreigners don't have to try so hard to mangle the language. OP is Sasha Baron Cohen.

i have tried hard to make a mangle of your language? what does this mean, are you try too hard to be a jerk?

I don't have to try hard to be a jerk.

I think the point is that most any real foreigner has better English than the average texan. You're overdoing it, Aril.

i am sure that you are so angry at me but i must say that you dont like people from outside America. I undderstand that you hate the tourist as we have done but i make a cool promise that i am a cool and is my band too.

OP is castledoomerown.

what or who is this OP man?

i dunno man.. his communication skills are pretty on par with the Indian member basis i deal with via live help on a regular basis.

I am not Indian! I am Portugue, this is craziness at now. I have try to get a good english language for all of my time. Now I see what is to happens here.

A portagee that can't spell portagee.

Impressive, real me's worst troll yet.

no you friend have spelled this wrong with your American way of spelling. do you think that we spell or do the same as you? you should try to wake up from your mental sleep and stop your negative stuff.

Caralho is you for sure