"Curvy" girl from Glee

Okay so did I miss something? I had this perception of the word curvy that I considered extremely desirable. When I think curvy, I think of the Brazilian waitresses at the Brazil Grill by my house. Even the picture of this chick when she dropped a couple dress sizes is not curvy in my opinion. I know people want to use the best descriptors of themselves, positive mental outlook yadda yadda but c'mon. What gives?

Edit:

So you don't have to open that article

Don't hate me because I'm rubenesque.

In before NOMAAM

Haha I almost put that in the OP.

she is more lumpy and rowly than curvy.

I didn't read the article, but if I had to guess, I would say the writer(s) are using curvy to be as polite about her weight as possible. I'm assuming if instead of curvy, they wrote "the fat coon from Glee," they would have a problem on their hands.

Old news.

Coon? Hahaha.

Also, WOULDN'T.

Definitely. It's just sad that there really are curvy girls and the term is being watered down because people are so fucking sensitive.

Felt like switching it up a little...coon is a funny word

Speaking as a chunkster-in-recovery, part of it's because all the other positively-spun words for "fat" basically mean "boobs" now

Voluptuous = boobs
Curvacious = boobs
Full-figured = boobs
Zaftig = boobs
Plus-sized = boobs
Reubenesque = a big pile of bullshit

So if you don't magically carry it all in your tits then you're left with "fluffy" or "curvy" which are both pretty nasty

Personally I like "hulking" and "lard-assed" but I find that being honest with yourself makes for good motivation

Do fat guys have a preference or should we just keep calling them "fat guys?"

"Server support oaf" is the PC term for fat dudes.

if her Spanks break a seam she'd look like a busted can of biscuits
jus' sayin'

It's too bad because none of those words mean boobs to me. Whatever happened to pleasantly plump or big boned lol? Give us back our words for women that aren't emaciated or obese but truly curvy!!!

I'm going to be captain obvious here and say that curvy means you have CURVES. See example below.

Yes.

"Lane Bryant Consumer" will be the new "curvy" just you wait

"american cut"

The misuse of the term "curvy" is just a by-product of the fat mess this country has become. Eat healthier, eat less and exercise more, it's not that hard.

Yes it is. Cake, pie, cookies, GIVE ME IT ALL

I suppose if fat chicks want to be called something less offensive, we could just go with "plump."

Maybe if that's not good enough, "plump and jolly." Which reminds one of Santa. Everyone loves Santa!

Fat Sweaty Betty you bitch aint nuthin new
Her ma's used to babysit me back when we was two
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank
Well uh, she moved across town and never came back
Until the other day I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty I cant believe this shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beotch
She said "hey J, tell me how you been"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her hold still and flicked it off her face
And said "Betty oh Betty what ya say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers run across the rippled cellulite
Ewwww, it was nasty, but I dont let it bother me
She rolled over, fuckin knocked the wind outta me
I coudnt breath she wouldnt stop, Im almost dead
I took the lamp and busted out her fuckin head
We got dressed, I gave her little kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, my fat sweaty pumpkin pie

Big fat slop of shit people call Betty
Flaps of fat on the back her neck, sweaty
Boogers running out her nose all over her lips
Cant tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that cuz I wanna see tha neden
I hadda see the cat, that cheesy cheeda cheden
Rode my bike to her house, hey yo Betty let me in
Im packin some snack cakes, Bitch let me in
I can hear her commin down the stairs
She opened up tha door in her mutha fuckin underwears
Ewww, shit fuck that I'm turnin back
But no the door shut and she going for tha cake snacks
I said relax hoe, Im here on business
You can have tha candy but first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on Betty drop them drawers
Ahhhh, I knew it, Betty had balls
Oh no, here come that ass
From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna Splash
I wish I never came, Oh boy do I wish
She fat sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch

ATTN: BobNomaamRooney

Repost. ;-)

I am guessing curvy won't hurt the overly sensitive...:P

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/w4m/2867883525.html

Looking for something and someone interesting. I'm good looking, thick/curvy/bbw depending on where you draw the line, 5'7 and active. Educated, successful and interesting with a love for sports (specifically basketball), cooking, 90s R&B, travelling, good guys, and just just getting out in the world. 
Tell me a little about yourself and what you are looking for and let's see where it goes. Look forward to hearing from you! 

"DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE"

You know what that Craigslist posting tells me?

She likes black guys

Haha I was about to quote the same line.

I like a girl that I can pick up, throw around and smack up if need be.

this thread should be in the kitchen making me food.

She ate your food, Tom....so much of it, that now she's "curvy"

bennyhillifier

0:250000002 to the end is teh lulz

Words don't make you look better. Diet and exercise make you look better. You want voluptuous to look sexy (or reubenesque), you need a time-machine or a fetish site.

Meanwhile, the average guy likes a girl to look at minimum HEALTHY, and at best something akin to Jessica Rabbit, the epitome of "curvy".

Or that Mad Men chick. Someone post a picture of that woman for me.

epitome of curvy = Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn

schwing!

Yep, nothing like running and eating real food and fitting into skinny jeans to up your self image

AND HERE YOU GO


I wish to die with my face in that cleavage; she makes a great case for the boob job

if the nipple to boob ratio is bad, that would be a disappointing discovery.

DO NOT WANT

HAS PENIS

Pepperoni nipples or pencil erasers. Or normal ones? Or the ones that take up the whole boob?

areola can be no larger than a 50 cent piece.

Coffee filter areolaz

i am enjoying a nipple, not exploring Mars.

martian nipples?

ACK?

LOL

I know this is a curvy thread about fat bitches abusing the term curvy, but I hate the fact that all fat bitches now call themselves BBW....... Listen shamoo, you might be big and you might have a vagina but seriously......wtf. Do not want.

BBM

BIG BONERED MAN?

hell yeah

truth. If you want to be a lumpy mass, then don't wonder why the guy "all of a sudden" has a meeting to get to after fucking you. Instead of going for round 2. Working on that awesome personality some more... that would really help. Not.

Spoken like a man who has had a lot of men run off to meetings after fucking him.

Truth hurts.

enough talk, more fat chick photos

WTF is wrong with just "fat"? Can we maybe just get over the stupid associations one word has before we try and switch it around with new ones that mean the same thing?

There are fat chicks, that, let's just say, I totally would. There are some that I would not. Was that so hard?

i dont think of big girls at "fat or curvy" but rather JUICY like a fuckin big watermelon or something

Exactly

I just feel like, if we're gonna have all these precious codewords to avoid calling the thing that it is, what it is (when I was 240 pounds, my midsection was not sheathed in a thick layer of "zaftig"), we need some kind of Homeland Security-style color chart to keep'em straight.

I prefer girls that look like carrots

like i said, i like girls that i can pick up. i know ive been getting stronger and stronger and all, but there is a limit to how big i want to get in order to have the option for standing up sex. plus, girls like it when you swingg them around like ragdolls right?

Yeah. Girls are into that. Millions of years of evolution dictate that women are more likely to want men who are bigger and stronger than they are.

This is where I knew the post was a lie.

I went to this party in 2004 or 2005. The hosts were playing fat chick porn. The kind of porn that the clerk asked them why they were even buying it. The hilarious part of it was that this dude had hot rod flames tattooed on his cock but he couldn't get it hard.

cant


I just ate a bunch of sun chips while listening to "black metal isolation",is that wrong? Now I am listening to Leviathan

What?

Everybody was kung-fu lollin'...

reputations must be upheld at all costs, even when completely irrelevant.

What the fuck?



WHAT FUCKING CURVES?

Edit:

The caption on the yahoo homepage says Taylor Swift Shows Off Her Curves.

She looks like she needs a large steak and cheese. Or 10.

she looks like a dorky guy.

DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP