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returntothepit >> discuss >> Happy Valentines Day, Bungholes by Yeti on Feb 14,2012 8:04am
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toggletoggle post by Pires at Feb 14,2012 8:21am
It says choo-choo-chose me and It's a picture of a train hahaha



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Feb 14,2012 8:27am
Valentines day is the biggest fagget holiday ever



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 8:32am
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
fagget

Troll handle: "arrow in the knee" identified. ;-)



toggletoggle post by bitch_please nli at Feb 14,2012 8:32am
yea, it is.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 14,2012 8:55am
i moved valentine's day to friday.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Feb 14,2012 9:01am



toggletoggle post by Geminiii at Feb 14,2012 9:33am
In Vermont with my girl. Haters can hate. But there's Bacon for days here.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 14,2012 9:33am
as usual, working.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Feb 14,2012 9:37am



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toggletoggle post by timma at Feb 14,2012 9:45am
The only thing that matters today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's the goddamn man.

Anything and everything else is false.



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Feb 14,2012 9:52am
Valentines day is as lame as New Year's eve.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 14,2012 9:55am
i'll be getting drunk off scotch tonight.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 14,2012 9:57am



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 14,2012 9:57am
As lame as it is, I still made my wife hot and bothered when I sent flowers to her office this morning. I also bought her a Ruger LCP .380 with laser sights last week. Oh the love.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 9:57am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i'll be getting drunk off scotch tonight.

Good idea. Hockey, scotch and verdant festivities.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 14,2012 9:58am
timma said[orig][quote]
The only thing that matters today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's the goddamn man.

Anything and everything else is false.


no shit, mine too!



toggletoggle post by timma at Feb 14,2012 10:06am
All that spring time lovin' coming to fruition at once, haha



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 14,2012 10:08am
Mine's Saturday. Unfortunately approaching the final epic age of Dwyer.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Feb 14,2012 10:09am
i plan on masturbating myself to sleep using my own tears as lubricant



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toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 14,2012 10:21am
arktouros said[orig][quote]
timma said[orig][quote]
The only thing that matters today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's the goddamn man.

Anything and everything else is false.


no shit, mine too!
as in, my dad's as well. he's also approaching dwyer but will never reach him.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 10:37am
I moved Valentine's Day to every day.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 14,2012 10:39am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I moved Valentine's Day to every day.


fuck that.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 10:39am
Why?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 10:41am
this "holiday" makes my skin crawl. may any man who utters the words "Happy Valentine's Day" be boiled in his own pudding, and buried with a rose stem through his heart.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 14,2012 10:46am edited Feb 14,2012 10:47am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Why?


this is the most miserable day of the year. why would i want to multiply it by 365?

i understand what you are saying though. people should celebrate their love for each other every day and so on and so forth...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 10:47am
ATTN GIRLS:

SOMEONE FUCK FIMS AND GET IT OVER WITH.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 14,2012 10:50am
gee thanks.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 10:52am
That wasn't meant as an insult. You will find a girl dude, don't worry.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 14,2012 10:55am
in b4 flurry of shitbag trolls.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 14,2012 10:56am



toggletoggle post by Shitbag T-Roll at Feb 14,2012 11:02am
Hey cutie ; )



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 14,2012 11:09am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I moved Valentine's Day to every day.





toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Feb 14,2012 11:17am
It's the easiest day of the year for guys to get laid and you're all complaining

Take ten seconds to write something nice in a card and you're practically guaranteed anal (no sane person should be demanding diamonds and lobster tails)

It's also the easiest night of the year to pick up some strange

Go forth and smush



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Feb 14,2012 11:18am
steak and BJ day is better than valentines day, hands down.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 11:23am
posbleak said[orig][quote]
It's the easiest day of the year for guys to get laid and you're all complaining

Take ten seconds to write something nice in a card

Amen.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 11:25am
lol @ cutting out the anal part.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Feb 14,2012 11:26am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol @ cutting out the turdcutter part.


fix'd



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 11:30am
Why go anal when there's a vagina inches away? Is it because the vagina is too loose and doesn't provide the necessary traction? If so, perhaps it's time to find a new girl. To each their own but I go for the pink not the stink.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Feb 14,2012 11:32am
any port in a storm!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 11:32am
TMI



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 14,2012 11:34am
MEN'S ASSES



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Feb 14,2012 11:37am
I almost put "ball play" instead of "anal" there



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Feb 14,2012 11:39am







toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 14,2012 11:40am
ain't nothing wrong with ball play



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toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Feb 14,2012 11:51am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
as usual, working.
You're constantly on vacation.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 14,2012 12:01pm
February 15th is where it's at. Layaway on flavored chalk at every pharmacy ever.



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toggletoggle post by yummy at Feb 14,2012 2:51pm
Flavored chalk!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 3:20pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Why go anal when there's a vagina inches away? Is it because the vagina is too loose and doesn't provide the necessary traction? If so, perhaps it's time to find a new girl. To each their own but I go for the pink not the stink.


i was just listening to this speech by Neil degrasse Tyson where he was refuting any creationist claims about the universe being designed with us in mind, simply because of how flawed we are and how hostile everything is. anyways he said something hilarious:

and what's going on with what's between our legs? it's like an entertainment complex built in the middle of a sewage system. no designer would ever build that!



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 3:22pm
HAHA! Yeah or building an amusement park at Chernobyl.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 14,2012 3:26pm
While very funny, it also is a very interesting question. Why are our reproductive organs so close to our anuses? You would think you would want those two things as far apart as possible.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 14,2012 3:27pm
Because anal sex is awesome.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 3:28pm
Probably not the case, but the plural of anus should be ani.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 3:31pm
between shit and piss we are born.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 3:32pm
it's obvious why balls hang the way they do. if men didn't have balls, they would be unstoppable.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Feb 14,2012 3:36pm
rampant plunging dicks, nothing safe



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 3:37pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
rampant plunging dicks

Scaphism song?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 14,2012 3:44pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
rampant plunging dicks

Scaphism song?




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