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New site? Maybe some day.
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It says choo-choo-chose me and It's a picture of a train hahaha |
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Valentines day is the biggest fagget holiday ever |
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Troll handle: "arrow in the knee" identified. ;-) |
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i moved valentine's day to friday. |
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In Vermont with my girl. Haters can hate. But there's Bacon for days here. |
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The only thing that matters today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's the goddamn man.
Anything and everything else is false. |
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Valentines day is as lame as New Year's eve. |
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i'll be getting drunk off scotch tonight. |
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As lame as it is, I still made my wife hot and bothered when I sent flowers to her office this morning. I also bought her a Ruger LCP .380 with laser sights last week. Oh the love. |
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i'll be getting drunk off scotch tonight. |
Good idea. Hockey, scotch and verdant festivities. |
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The only thing that matters today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's the goddamn man.
Anything and everything else is false. |
no shit, mine too! |
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All that spring time lovin' coming to fruition at once, haha |
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Mine's Saturday. Unfortunately approaching the final epic age of Dwyer. |
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i plan on masturbating myself to sleep using my own tears as lubricant |
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The only thing that matters today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's the goddamn man.
Anything and everything else is false. |
no shit, mine too! |
as in, my dad's as well. he's also approaching dwyer but will never reach him. |
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I moved Valentine's Day to every day. |
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I moved Valentine's Day to every day. |
fuck that. |
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this "holiday" makes my skin crawl. may any man who utters the words "Happy Valentine's Day" be boiled in his own pudding, and buried with a rose stem through his heart. |
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this is the most miserable day of the year. why would i want to multiply it by 365?
i understand what you are saying though. people should celebrate their love for each other every day and so on and so forth... |
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ATTN GIRLS:
SOMEONE FUCK FIMS AND GET IT OVER WITH. |
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That wasn't meant as an insult. You will find a girl dude, don't worry. |
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in b4 flurry of shitbag trolls. |
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I moved Valentine's Day to every day. |
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It's the easiest day of the year for guys to get laid and you're all complaining
Take ten seconds to write something nice in a card and you're practically guaranteed anal (no sane person should be demanding diamonds and lobster tails)
It's also the easiest night of the year to pick up some strange
Go forth and smush |
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steak and BJ day is better than valentines day, hands down. |
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It's the easiest day of the year for guys to get laid and you're all complaining
Take ten seconds to write something nice in a card |
Amen. |
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lol @ cutting out the anal part. |
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lol @ cutting out the turdcutter part. |
fix'd |
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Why go anal when there's a vagina inches away? Is it because the vagina is too loose and doesn't provide the necessary traction? If so, perhaps it's time to find a new girl. To each their own but I go for the pink not the stink. |
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I almost put "ball play" instead of "anal" there |
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ain't nothing wrong with ball play |
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You're constantly on vacation. |
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February 15th is where it's at. Layaway on flavored chalk at every pharmacy ever. |
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Why go anal when there's a vagina inches away? Is it because the vagina is too loose and doesn't provide the necessary traction? If so, perhaps it's time to find a new girl. To each their own but I go for the pink not the stink. |
i was just listening to this speech by Neil degrasse Tyson where he was refuting any creationist claims about the universe being designed with us in mind, simply because of how flawed we are and how hostile everything is. anyways he said something hilarious:
and what's going on with what's between our legs? it's like an entertainment complex built in the middle of a sewage system. no designer would ever build that! |
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HAHA! Yeah or building an amusement park at Chernobyl. |
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While very funny, it also is a very interesting question. Why are our reproductive organs so close to our anuses? You would think you would want those two things as far apart as possible. |
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Because anal sex is awesome. |
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Probably not the case, but the plural of anus should be ani. |
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between shit and piss we are born. |
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it's obvious why balls hang the way they do. if men didn't have balls, they would be unstoppable. |
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rampant plunging dicks, nothing safe |
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