ok get 4 bandaids, 1 pair of scissors, 2 bottles ibuprophin, and an anvil
grasp at base of the head pull outward
take scissors cut 1/2 and inch away from torso and balls
apply bandaids to wound
take ibuprophin 2ea every 4 hours
if pain is unbrearable pick up anvil and drop on your big toe(make note you have 10 toes drop anvil on toes as needed for pain) this should take you rmind off of the pain from you new wound where you penis used to be
may i see you hmo card please and that a 10 co payment for the office visit