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returntothepit >> discuss >> Nachzehrer > your pain is endearing by josh_hates_you on Jan 10,2012 12:47am
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toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Jan 10,2012 12:47am
http://www.hailsandhorns.com/featuresandin...ed-band-contest-iii-meet-the-bands/

Pretty rad to see Nachzehrer in first place and your pain is endearing in last. Also, LOL at the "rocks like" description of Nachzerer.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 10,2012 1:05am
lol @ all of the other bands



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jan 10,2012 2:37am
obvi



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 10,2012 10:15am
this is news is pleasing to me.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 10,2012 10:26am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol @ all of the other bands



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 10,2012 10:55am
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol @ Nachzehrer



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 10,2012 11:10am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol @ black metal



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 10,2012 11:13am
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol @ BMs



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 10,2012 11:14am
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol @ Bwack Metal



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Jan 10,2012 11:14am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
lol @ Nachzehrer



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 10,2012 11:22am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol @ Brak Metal




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 10,2012 11:26am
hahaha



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 10,2012 12:16pm
i endorse this thread.

LOL @ fat people in metal bands with short hair and plugs that match their shoes.



toggletoggle post by the singer from naegleria at Jan 10,2012 12:56pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
i endorse this thread.

LOL @ fat people in metal bands with short hair and plugs that match their shoes.


hey man fuck you i thought we were friends



toggletoggle post by nekronautloggedin at Jan 10,2012 12:57pm
Czarnobog said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
lol @ Nachzehrer



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 10,2012 12:58pm
the%20singer%20from%20naegleria said[orig][quote]
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
i endorse this thread.

LOL @ fat people in metal bands with short hair and plugs that match their shoes.


hey man fuck you i thought we were friends


LOL, i wasnt talking about Joel but that kind of did describe him i guess. Ok ok, there are exceptions to the rule.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 10,2012 12:58pm
i dont think he matches his shoes to his plugs though



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 10,2012 1:06pm
ITT: Your Beard is Endearing



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 10,2012 1:32pm
LOL @ any dude who intentionally matches anything ever.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 10,2012 1:36pm
anyone with plugs is a former or current metalcore faggot



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 10,2012 2:10pm
^ who doesn't listen to Whitesnake



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 10,2012 2:11pm
White Lion > White Snake



toggletoggle post by Bob Barker at Jan 11,2012 1:21pm
LOL @ the band who magically shot up 1,000 votes in one hour. Good luck competing against that devoted fan base.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 11,2012 1:24pm
LOL @ any of this mattering. I hate shit like this. No offense, notshaver



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Jan 11,2012 1:30pm edited Jan 11,2012 1:32pm
its totally goofy. but if we win we decided we're getting paul shitty drunk and letting him do the interview, which will be spoken in a combination of middle earth tongue and unintelligible swearing/insults. so look forward to that.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Jan 11,2012 1:32pm
Good plan



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 11,2012 1:36pm
ITT: OP touches an amp magazine writers face



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Jan 11,2012 1:42pm
here's the band photo we'll be sending:




toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 11,2012 3:03pm
Czarnobog said[orig][quote]
its totally goofy. but if we win we decided we're getting paul shitty drunk and letting him do the interview, which will be spoken in a combination of middle earth tongue and unintelligible swearing/insults. so look forward to that.


i hope this happens, hahaha



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 11,2012 3:04pm



toggletoggle post by Heapin at Jan 11,2012 3:11pm
Halpin?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 12,2012 1:57pm
I think Endast are cheating. They caught up alot in a day.



toggletoggle post by nekronautloggedin at Jan 12,2012 2:00pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
I think Endast are cheating. They caught up alot in a day.


Old news.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 12,2012 2:00pm edited Jan 12,2012 2:01pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
LOL @ Fat bitch wearing a Your Penis Is Endearing shirt

https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=310562995652493&set=a.185702294805231.36481.173636062678521&type=1&theater


"... in our 'Growth' T-shirt."


lulz



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 12,2012 2:00pm
Nachzehrer won't win given the style of music in comparison to the other bands. Just being a realist.

PROVE ME WRONG BOYS



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Jan 12,2012 2:12pm edited Jan 12,2012 2:24pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Nachzehrer won't win given the style of music in comparison to the other bands. Just being a realist.

PROVE ME WRONG BOYS



would be real surprised if we did. i have a sneaking suspicion we've been winning so far by protest vote. these bands are all fucking awful, haha. either way its pretty funny considering how serious some of the other bands involved are taking this thing.




toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 18,2012 1:38pm
Nachzehrer is now in 2nd place.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 18,2012 1:39pm
behind whom?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 18,2012 1:40pm
THE PENIS MIGHTIER?



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Jan 18,2012 1:44pm edited Jan 18,2012 1:45pm
CHEATING BASTARDS!!



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 18,2012 1:44pm edited Jan 18,2012 1:45pm
Rome in A Day. Who is the gayest shit I've ever heard.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Jan 18,2012 1:52pm
ah well, we had a good run haha...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 18,2012 1:58pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Rome in A Day. Who is the gayest shit I've ever heard.





toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 18,2012 1:59pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Rome in A Day. Who is the gayest shit I've ever heard.

Bearforce 1?

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 18,2012 2:02pm
RIP BF1



toggletoggle post by Real Metalheads at Jan 18,2012 2:04pm



toggletoggle post by wow at Jan 19,2012 4:51pm
It looks like Nachzerer is back in first place with 43,000 votes. That's some next level voting troll skills right there.

Nice work guys.



toggletoggle post by nekronautloggedin at Jan 19,2012 4:54pm
old news.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 19,2012 4:55pm
Bearforce 1 should win this



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Jan 19,2012 5:20pm
hahaha.

they went from 17,000 votes to 43,000 in the last 24 hours.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 19,2012 6:04pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol @ Nachzehrer



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Feb 2,2012 10:43pm
Today's the last day to vote.



toggletoggle post by OP DETECTOR at Feb 3,2012 9:31am
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
Bearforce 1 should win this


FULLY BACK'D



toggletoggle post by arktourOs at Feb 3,2012 9:46am
voted. site is fucked, you can't listen to the bands and it links to an indie rock contest from a "meet the bands" link. which doesn't work for any of the bands. cheers



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Feb 7,2012 10:22pm
SUPER LULZ!!!!!

From Hails and Horns Facebook:


UNSIGNED CONTEST UPDATE: Due to the INANE amount of bunk votes, weeding out the contest has taken much longer than anticipated. Please sit tight, the numbers will be updated later tonight.

PS: We get it, you figured out how to spike the votes. Tell your fans to knock it off, this is a contest to help get bands who are working hard the exposure they deserve, giving us more work to do isn't going to win you any favors. Keep it fair, and if we see another spike the one's that would illicit the 48,000 bunk votes, your band WILL be removed from the contest.

PLAY NICE.





toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Feb 8,2012 9:08am
cheating bastards!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 8,2012 9:21am
The internet is for educational and pointless band "promoting" uses only. You guise are assholez.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Feb 8,2012 9:24am
Is that a message sent to Naxcherriers? You cheatin' bro??

and also...
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
Bearforce 1 should win this




toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Feb 8,2012 9:46am edited Feb 8,2012 9:47am
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
Is that a message sent to Naxcherriers? You cheatin' bro??


nah, they just posted it on their facebook page. apparently some people aren't taking shit seriously and have compromised the integrity of this contest with their flagrant cheating. NOT COOL DUDES.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 8,2012 12:19pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
SUPER LULZ!!!!!

From Hails and Horns Facebook:


UNSIGNED CONTEST UPDATE: Due to the INANE amount of bunk votes, weeding out the contest has taken much longer than anticipated. Please sit tight, the numbers will be updated later tonight.

PS: We get it, you figured out how to spike the votes. Tell your fans to knock it off, this is a contest to help get bands who are working hard the exposure they deserve, giving us more work to do isn't going to win you any favors. Keep it fair, and if we see another spike the one's that would illicit the 48,000 bunk votes, your band WILL be removed from the contest.

PLAY NICE.




Translated: Actually legitimate bands, cheating by having fans.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 8,2012 12:21pm
lol @ "Hollenlarm". Sounds like somebody needs an email from Carl Cheddarsmooth.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Feb 24,2012 12:55pm
So did Nachzehrer win?



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Feb 24,2012 1:14pm
I think we ruined it for everyone, so in a matter of speaking yes.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 24,2012 1:30pm
i would chock that up to a win.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Apr 21,2012 10:59pm



toggletoggle post by cockfag and cuntballs at Apr 21,2012 11:14pm
sex with leprechauns



toggletoggle post by DYA is I FEEL PRETTY at Jan 31,2013 4:01pm



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Jan 31,2013 4:57pm edited Jan 31,2013 5:01pm
haha, we actually played with that band hollenlarm in philly and one of the guys introduced himself and said something like "at first i thought you guys were just fucking asshole cheats, but then i couldn't stop laughing everytime i checked the votes".

that contest never even made it as a formal feature in the magazine because it got fucked up so bad. there was a brief mention in the back pages with a couple of the contest bands mixed with some random "bands to check out". ruined it for everyone.



toggletoggle post by the mex nli at Jan 31,2013 9:26pm
Grand master champions of the lulz



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Feb 1,2013 1:17am
A new imperium for mankind.



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