I work for a big natural grocery store chain and am looking to put in a bullshit claim to get some time off in the summer. Trying to avoid actually injuring myself to do so. I'm thinking back problems cuz who's gonna tell me I'm not actually hurt. Any tips or advice would be great


In b4 do a barrel roll

Turn into a nigger and go to the TaTTomB.

insurance companies propagate the myth that worker's comp fraud is a major money sink for the insured and taxpayers. take all you can get.

Fag.



Jew.

OP is W3

I was thinking the same thing.

that post is too coherent to be W3

I work for an insurance company. What do you want?

I want to file workers comp and take a few months off without actually hurting myself. Suggestions

Hurt yourself.

:(

It's hard but uou have to make it look like it was the stores fault.

Thanks Rusty, plus I wouldn't need to do insurance fraud I get paid time off. Woo PTO PTO. OP is probably Hollywood.